Tejas Sux.
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JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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FiatLux
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I could simply crush this board.
too funny
too funny
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They're improving... since they hired an Oregon guy.Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:38 pm
Your school doesn't field a team that qualifies as 'big time'.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Hopefully you won't be dead of AIDS (yet) in 2023 when Auburn comes to feCal and skull-fucks your precious bears.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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We flew out to Arizona in 2011, remember?
Flying to Texas next month for the same purpose, you duck-sucking dumbass.
Flying to Texas next month for the same purpose, you duck-sucking dumbass.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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That town is such a shith0le, by that time, it will be considered completely normal when a Cal QB drops back to pass and trips on one or more of the following:
a) A needle
b) A bum
c) His running back’s feces
d) His girlfriend’s deeck
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The pundits are saying Oregon has the best OLine in the country. And Auburn has the best DLine. Seems like a good Week 1 matchup... to get Auburn's coach fired by Week 2.
Make your time.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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It would suck for Auburn to lose that game, but Gus won't get fired unless he loses to all three big rivals (LSU, UGA, bammer) again.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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let's get back on topic, here.
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