Defense attorney...
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:33 am
Put your thinking cap on and tell us how you'll get this man off.
... and admitted that he had nutted on the Olaf stuffed animal.
:)
DECEMBER 6--A Florida prosecutor yesterday filed a misdemeanor criminal count against the 20-year-old man arrested last
month for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct with a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” at a Target store.
The December 5 information accuses Meader, seen at right, of “willfully and maliciously” damaging Target goods “by ejaculating
on the merchandise.” The court filing notes that “damage to said property being $200.00 or less.”
According to a police report, Meader arrived at Target around 2 PM and approached a display featuring characters from the
Disney film “Frozen.” He then selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and placed it on the floor. Meader proceeded to “dry hump”
the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise.”
Upon returning the soiled stuffed animal back to a merchandise rack, Meader entered the toy department. There, cops allege,
he “selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.”
After being detained by police inside Target, Meader reportedly “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff’ and admitted that he had
‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal.”
The Olaf and unicorn dolls were “removed from the store floor” and destroyed, according to cops.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revo ... D=ref_fark
... and admitted that he had nutted on the Olaf stuffed animal.
:)
DECEMBER 6--A Florida prosecutor yesterday filed a misdemeanor criminal count against the 20-year-old man arrested last
month for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct with a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” at a Target store.
The December 5 information accuses Meader, seen at right, of “willfully and maliciously” damaging Target goods “by ejaculating
on the merchandise.” The court filing notes that “damage to said property being $200.00 or less.”
According to a police report, Meader arrived at Target around 2 PM and approached a display featuring characters from the
Disney film “Frozen.” He then selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and placed it on the floor. Meader proceeded to “dry hump”
the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise.”
Upon returning the soiled stuffed animal back to a merchandise rack, Meader entered the toy department. There, cops allege,
he “selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.”
After being detained by police inside Target, Meader reportedly “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff’ and admitted that he had
‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal.”
The Olaf and unicorn dolls were “removed from the store floor” and destroyed, according to cops.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revo ... D=ref_fark