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We should probably talk about
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 9:14 pm
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Five Guys' new Milkshakes
This weekend I tried their chocolate and salted caramel.
I don't know how these shakes are made but I feel confident saying it ain't ice cream. It's thicker than whale cum but not icy. In fact, it is not even very cold. I get the feeling it's overly emulsified corn syrup solids whipped full of air and slightly cooled.
Not worth $5.85. Not worth half that much.
1.5 out of 5 stars.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 9:26 pm
by Mikey
Went to 5 Guys once maybe five years ago. Burgers are overpriced and overrated. The mountains of fries are cool but not really a priority. Haven’t tried their shakes.
2 out of 5 overall
Almost sounds like you’re describing Jack in the Box shakes. Really thick, but light and not like ice cream. It’s almost impossible to pull that shit through a straw. There’s a chain of diners here SoCal called Ruby’s that still makes them in a metal can and leaves it at your table. At least last time I checked.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 12:20 am
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Goddam this country needs Shakey's coast-to-coast again. Fried chicken, pizza, and real ice cream.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 1:23 am
by Kierland
Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Mon Oct 17, 2022 12:20 am
Make America Ice Cream Again
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 1:30 am
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
You're a weird dude, Kierland. I hope the doctors find a medication that works for whatever traumatic event fucked you up.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 1:42 am
by Kierland
Yeah I’m the dangerous one.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 2:07 am
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Didn't say you were dangerous. Didn't even imply it.
You must be employing one of those fallacies you hate so much.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:01 pm
by Roach
This is important shit, the like of which this board has been missing. I'll add:
Most real milk shakes have icecream, milk, and flavorings. Blend until foamy.
Five Guys uses an industrial mix of milk fat, sugar, and whey, with vanilla as a base. It comes in 55 gallon drums, lasts for years, and is not ice cream. Add flavorings. Bacon? jesus christ.
It's a plastic $hake, but most mils and xers don't know the difference.
Happy Monday
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:49 pm
by LTS TRN 2
While this thread actually doesn't exist--and has no reason for attempting to exist--I will offer some honest advice on the non-existent subject:
Eliminate all refined sugar from your diet. It's easy, you won't miss it at all, and you'll feel better at once. You'll never get sick again, and your thinking will be clearer and your basic emotional bearing smoother and more sensitive. In short, more fun and better quality living.
Carry on.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:45 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Eating that garbage is a prominent if not primary reason you're such a pathetic and brainless asshole. Ever consider that?
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:39 pm
by Roach
LTS TRN 2 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:49 pm
While this thread actually doesn't exist--and has no reason for attempting to exist
Like all that bullshit, word vomit, and drivel you pump out is worth ANYTHING at ALL? You don't like food threads, stay out. Like most of us stay out of your endless monologue thread about N-words.
--I will offer some honest advice on the non-existent subject:
Yeah I get it, you admit everything else you say is not honest.
Eliminate all refined sugar from your diet. It's easy, you won't miss it at all, and you'll feel better at once. You'll never get sick again, and your thinking will be clearer and your basic emotional bearing smoother and more sensitive. In short, more fun and better quality living.
Carry on.
Ok Mr. Obvious. Refined sugar is poison, and the main cause of many ailments. Go chase after the hook nosed jews who control the market of refiners, diabetes doctors and insulin mfgrs. Now that would be worthy.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:28 pm
by LTS TRN 2
No need to chase them, "roach," just stop eating the garbage that they've designed to make America fat, sick, and dead--pretty much in that order.
Excuse me, this is a "food thread"?
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:19 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Jsc810 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 6:22 pm
Had one of
these a few days ago and it was
Really should have used my Sir Cumfrence troll for this post.
If diabetics didn't eat stuff like this they wouldn't have to take insulin.
Sincerely,
Herschel Walker
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:52 pm
by mvscal
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:19 pm
Jsc810 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 6:22 pm
Had one of
these a few days ago and it was
Really should have used my Sir Cumfrence troll for this post.
If diabetics didn't eat stuff like this they wouldn't have to take insulin.
Sincerely,
Herschel Walker
Is he wrong? A simple yes or no response will suffice.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:16 pm
by Bill in Houston
Again you testify that a milkshake has a greater IQ than you.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:40 am
by Diego in Seattle
mvscal wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:52 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:19 pm
Jsc810 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 6:22 pm
Had one of
these a few days ago and it was
Really should have used my Sir Cumfrence troll for this post.
If diabetics didn't eat stuff like this they wouldn't have to take insulin.
Sincerely,
Herschel Walker
Is he wrong? A simple yes or no response will suffice.
Yes.
Type 1 diabetics would probably die w/in a week w/o insulin.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:46 am
by Kluba
LTS TRN 2 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:45 pm
you're such a pathetic and brainless asshole.
Are you addressing jsc here? We could debate for a bit on “brainless” but the rest seems off base. Jsc seems like a shirt-off-the-back kind of guy if he can figure out how to take it off.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:23 am
by LTS TRN 2
It's like an actual slippery slope, where one thing leads to another rather quickly, and right like that you're looking at your femurs sticking out through your shattered legs and going into shock...
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:19 pm
by Kierland
mvscal wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:52 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:19 pm
Jsc810 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 6:22 pm
Had one of
these a few days ago and it was
Really should have used my Sir Cumfrence troll for this post.
If diabetics didn't eat stuff like this they wouldn't have to take insulin.
Sincerely,
Herschel Walker
Is he wrong? A simple yes or no response will suffice.
No. A simple mea culpa from you will suffice.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:31 pm
by Wolfman
Warning: if you order a "milk shake" in say Maine, that is what you will get. If you want a drink made with ice cream, order a frappe. And, if in Rhode Island..... I'm not telling you.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:00 pm
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Why all the sugar hate in here? You guys act like it's made out of water in Flint, Michigan. There's nothing wrong with sugar as long as you're careful. You can't be a nasty fatty like that Israel Iz guy who died from being fat. You need to move around and burn it off is all. I'll pound 6 or 8 doughnuts on the drive to the lake but I burn it off by rigging up bait and jigging the line all day. I have a fitness tracker on my wrist and it says I burn like 3000 calories in a day of fishing. 6 doughnuts is only like 1800 calories so basically I'm losing weight by eating stuff you guys think is poison.
Jsc810, that shake looks amazing. There's a little roadside shack called Stan's and they make a real milkshake. I might swing by and get one.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:31 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Sure, your argument is rock solid as far as burning those devil carbs by hooking all those worms. But what about the ever bulging welter of anglers who are increasingly using
plastic worms ?? Every boat a floating diabetic ward? No wonder they're driven to cheating. That and racism. :cry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DiZ_WaH6-U
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:40 pm
by Kierland
Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:00 pm
Why all the sugar hate in here? You guys act like it's made out of water in Flint, Michigan. There's nothing wrong with sugar as long as you're careful. You can't be a nasty fatty like that Israel Iz guy who died from being fat. You need to move around and burn it off is all. I'll pound 6 or 8 doughnuts on the drive to the lake but I burn it off by rigging up bait and jigging the line all day. I have a fitness tracker on my wrist and it says I burn like 3000 calories in a day of fishing. 6 doughnuts is only like 1800 calories so basically I'm losing weight by eating stuff you guys think is poison.
Jsc810, that shake looks amazing. There's a little roadside shack called Stan's and they make a real milkshake. I might swing by and get one.
What a galoof. You don’t lose weight by eating doughnuts you stupid troll.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:51 pm
by mvscal
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:40 am
mvscal wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:52 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:19 pm
If diabetics didn't eat stuff like this they wouldn't have to take insulin.
Sincerely,
Herschel Walker
Is he wrong? A simple yes or no response will suffice.
Yes.
Type 1 diabetics would probably die w/in a week w/o insulin.
Type 1 diabetics are about 5% of the lot. The other 95% would be well advised to take his advice. Of course he's not telling them anything they haven't already heard dozens of times.
They could be having their toes surgically removed under the table and not miss a mouthful.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:03 am
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Kierland wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:40 pm
Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:00 pm
Why all the sugar hate in here? You guys act like it's made out of water in Flint, Michigan. There's nothing wrong with sugar as long as you're careful. You can't be a nasty fatty like that Israel Iz guy who died from being fat. You need to move around and burn it off is all. I'll pound 6 or 8 doughnuts on the drive to the lake but I burn it off by rigging up bait and jigging the line all day. I have a fitness tracker on my wrist and it says I burn like 3000 calories in a day of fishing. 6 doughnuts is only like 1800 calories so basically I'm losing weight by eating stuff you guys think is poison.
Jsc810, that shake looks amazing. There's a little roadside shack called Stan's and they make a real milkshake. I might swing by and get one.
What a galoof. You don’t lose weight by eating doughnuts you stupid troll.
You lose weight by burning more calories than you consume. It's basic science.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:06 am
by mvscal
Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:03 am
Kierland wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:40 pm
Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:00 pm
Why all the sugar hate in here? You guys act like it's made out of water in Flint, Michigan. There's nothing wrong with sugar as long as you're careful. You can't be a nasty fatty like that Israel Iz guy who died from being fat. You need to move around and burn it off is all. I'll pound 6 or 8 doughnuts on the drive to the lake but I burn it off by rigging up bait and jigging the line all day. I have a fitness tracker on my wrist and it says I burn like 3000 calories in a day of fishing. 6 doughnuts is only like 1800 calories so basically I'm losing weight by eating stuff you guys think is poison.
Jsc810, that shake looks amazing. There's a little roadside shack called Stan's and they make a real milkshake. I might swing by and get one.
What a galoof. You don’t lose weight by eating doughnuts you stupid troll.
You lose weight by burning more calories than you consume. It's basic science.
You won't gain the weight in the first place if you don't consume the calories. Also basic science.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:13 am
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
mvscal wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:06 am
You won't gain the weight in the first place if you don't consume the calories. Also basic science.
Little late for that.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:03 am
by LTS TRN 2
Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:03 am
Kierland wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:40 pm
Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:00 pm
Why all the sugar hate in here? You guys act like it's made out of water in Flint, Michigan. There's nothing wrong with sugar as long as you're careful. You can't be a nasty fatty like that Israel Iz guy who died from being fat. You need to move around and burn it off is all. I'll pound 6 or 8 doughnuts on the drive to the lake but I burn it off by rigging up bait and jigging the line all day. I have a fitness tracker on my wrist and it says I burn like 3000 calories in a day of fishing. 6 doughnuts is only like 1800 calories so basically I'm losing weight by eating stuff you guys think is poison.
Jsc810, that shake looks amazing. There's a little roadside shack called Stan's and they make a real milkshake. I might swing by and get one.
What a galoof. You don’t lose weight by eating doughnuts you stupid troll.
You lose weight by burning more calories than you consume. It's basic science.
That sounds simple and clear, but ignores the overall and central factor of metabolism--and how the refined sugar (and processed junk food) is effectively giving orders for the body's metabolism to function on the level of Filipino city workers in S.F. One must first establish a proper line of communication with one's metabolism, and then it's easy to lose weight--or put on muscle, vote for Tulsi, etc.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:58 am
by Kierland
mvscal wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:06 am
Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:03 am
Kierland wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:40 pm
What a galoof. You don’t lose weight by eating doughnuts you stupid troll.
You lose weight by burning more calories than you consume. It's basic science.
You won't gain the weight in the first place if you don't consume the calories. Also basic science.
You’re the kind of tard that probably thinks all sugar is the same.
You probably also think all people process it the same and it just so simple.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:49 pm
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Anyone try Wendy's pepermint frosty?
It's much better than I expected. The peppermint is understated and allows vanilla to be the headliner.
It is thicker than their usual frostys.
Give it a try.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:52 pm
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Next up: Arby's caramel cinnamon shake.
It's very good. Possibly my favorite shake from Arby's. Leaps and bounds ahead of the garbage I had at Five Guys.
Get the large, imo.
Re: We should probably talk about
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2022 3:25 am
by Sudden Sam
Monkfruit Sweetener
Several brands of this available even at Walmart. Costly, but healthier than sugar. Sugar is the devil, but I still love it.