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Posted: **Fri May 31, 2024 4:41 am**

He’s been my hero for 25 years. I’m pretty excited to see how he plays it.

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2024 4:43 am**

Four digits. That can be a little intimidating. Especially if you have to decide to use a comma or not.

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2024 4:46 am**

Who's Python?

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2024 4:48 am**

He is the way and the light.

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2024 4:59 am**

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2024 12:30 pm**

Biggie wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2024 4:48 am He is the way and the light.

I think I might have read about him in church once.

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2024 2:32 pm**

RIP Hedges

Rack the slithery one!

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2024 2:36 pm**

Solid Jungle guy.

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2024 2:56 pm**

I miss milestone posts.

RACK the scaly one.

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2024 3:16 pm**

Funniest dude in here. Can say more with 3 or 4 words than most can in a fuckin’ treatise.

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2024 4:17 pm**

0.14 posts per day
997 posts

At that rate he'll reach 1000 in about 3 weeks, if my math is right.

But I was told there would be no math. /obligatory

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2024 5:20 pm**

FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2024 4:46 amWho's Python?

A bad mofo.

Btw, I had a retic as a pet several yrs ago. Consigned it to a pet shop in Sherman Oaks where it shared a cage with a snake Michael Jackson once owned. I pity the foolish serpent if it tried to molest its new cellmate.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2024 8:07 pm**

python trivia!

Which is true of python?

a) on SCIII his nic was all caps PYTHON

b) Owned a chick car

c) won the smackoff

4) all or none of the above

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 4:57 am**

He’s at 999. Oh My God.

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 5:44 am**

Even Taylor Swift is holding her breath.

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 12:02 pm**

The sense of anticipation is even greater than when the world waited to find out who shot JR.

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 12:52 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 2:09 pm**

Betting Options

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5
Date before/after: 6/26
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"):
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python):

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 2:14 pm**

euroclone first to place bet.

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5. UNDER
Date before/after: 6/26. 6/24
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): NEW
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Smackie

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 2:42 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 2:49 pm**

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5. under
Date before/after: 6/26. after
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): new
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): ppanther

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 3:28 pm**

Roux wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2024 2:42 pm

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 7:00 pm**

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Over
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Python is about to hit 1K
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Rootbeer

RACK Python, brother!

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 10:33 pm**

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Over
Date before/after: 6/26 Over
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Weekend Roll Call for July 4
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Mikey

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 11:19 pm**

Rootbeer wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2024 10:33 pm Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Mikey

I get the feeling it won’t be JPGettysburg.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2024 2:00 am**

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Under
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): new
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Diego

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2024 3:00 am**

Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2024 11:19 pmI get the feeling it won’t be JPGettysburg.

I considered going with that strictly from a numbers perspective. Instead I'll go with:

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Under
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): FiatLux

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2024 2:11 pm**

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 OVER (As Python himself would say, Always "tae" the OVER)
Date before/after: 6/26 After. Likely WAY after
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): NEW. Bonus - Title: Rack the Trolls
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): N/A (See what I did there, Sam/Roux/Roach?)

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2024 2:33 pm**

Pretty cool to see all the rave reviews as the milestone approaches:

Biggie wrote:He’s been my hero for 25 years.

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Rack the slithery one!

bungle clone wrote:Solid Jungle guy.

FiatLux wrote:Who's Python?

Softball Bat wrote:Oh, man...to be present when the blessed event actually occurs. I'd go to the ends of the earth to be in attendance. Literally.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2024 3:11 pm**

Biggie wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 2:11 pm Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 OVER (As Python himself would say, Always "tae" the OVER)
Date before/after: 6/26 After. Likely WAY after
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): NEW. Bonus - Title: Rack the Trolls
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): N/A (See what I did there, Sam/Roux/Roach?)

You know that before he posts, he deletes a prior post to keep his total at 999 and you on the edge of your seat... ('cuz that be cold blooded and shit)

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2024 3:18 pm**

If I had transferred my pack from the other sordid clambake, I be giving Python a 21 troll salute now

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2024 3:22 pm**

Biggie wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 2:11 pm Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 OVER (As Python himself would say, Always "tae" the OVER)

I thought he said "always bet on black"

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2024 3:56 pm**

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 2:33 pm
Softball Bat wrote:Oh, man...to be present when the blessed event actually occurs. I'd go to the ends of the earth to be in attendance. Literally.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2024 5:22 pm**

LOL @ Smackie.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2024 6:27 pm**

Some secret photos of Python's 2011 or so mini-troll stop have emerged.

The first one was taken during the party. It is a little nsfw so you Need to click the link. The file name gives some hints.

https://i.postimg.cc/4ykks6Hv/pydog.gif

After the party things relaxed a bit

Happy 1,000 Python. Send $5,000 dollars bitcoin or we release the rest of the pics.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2024 11:53 pm**

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Always Tae the over
Date before/after: 6/26 Before
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): How To Write A Long, Boring Story About SCIII Based On A War Movie
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Dr Bob

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2024 4:27 am**

Well that adds a wrinkle.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2024 12:41 pm**

Roach wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 6:27 pm Some secret photos of Python's 2011 or so mini-troll stop have emerged.

The first one was taken during the party. It is a little nsfw so you Need to click the link. The file name gives some hints.

https://i.postimg.cc/4ykks6Hv/pydog.gif

Python's real name is Roland?

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2024 2:09 pm**

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Under at 3.14
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Skin Tags And You. Understanding Your Body.
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): DC Smackmaster

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2024 3:00 pm**

HAHAHAHA - All the boys are flying in for the big event!

T1B

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