BREAKING NEWS!!! JIZZ FIRED at mtool's face

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BREAKING NEWS!!! JIZZ FIRED at mtool's face

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He went 20 minutes between loads this time.
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Carson wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2024 4:46 pm He went 20 minutes between loads this time.
Carson dreaming about loads being launched at guys' faces. Film at 11.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Since you were able to track how often was it your jizz both times or just this last time?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! JIZZ FIRED at mtool's face

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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2024 5:29 pm Since you were able to track how often was it your jizz both times or just this last time?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! JIZZ FIRED at mtool's face

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Safe to assume it wasn't JPG.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2024 6:15 pm Safe to assume it wasn't JPG.
Oh man that's mean. That's just mean. You know how much I want to contribute a "lovin' spoonful" to this thread.
Unfortunately, since my surgery, I'm relegated to "golden showers" only. Fuck.

I read that the Chinese are working on a balloon implant loaded with artificial spunk that can be fired off by hard thrusting.
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