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BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 3:02 pm
by Mikey
"Sedes Sinister", shown here with local archaeologist Lucy Leaky, is thought to be a natural hybrid of an ancient hippopotamus and a humpback whale. Previously known to inhabit the Permian Basin, he was found wandering the streets of Park City, muttering
"food...food...food..."
Some leftovers from this year's Sundance Film Festival originally assumed he was a reincarnation of Orson Welles.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 3:03 pm
by Left Seater
Winning.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 3:44 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Say what you will but dude's got game if he can keep that hottie around.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 3:47 pm
by JPGettysburg
Mikey wrote: βSat Jul 20, 2024 3:02 pm
"Sedes Sinister", shown here with local archaeologist Lucy Leaky, is thought to be a natural hybrid of an ancient hippopotamus and a humpback whale. Previously known to inhabit the Permian Basin, he was found wandering the streets of Park City, muttering
"food...food...food..."
Some leftovers from this year's Sundance Film Festival originally assumed he was a reincarnation of Orson Welles.
It's always the HUGE WALRUS types that get the
sophisticated babes.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 5:26 pm
by Mikey
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: βSat Jul 20, 2024 3:44 pm
Say what you will but dude's got game if he can keep that hottie around.
Werd.
I hope heβs building up some frequent flyer miles.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 9:41 pm
by mvscal
Holy shit. Can you actually fit in the cockpit? Do they use a K loader to get you on board?
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:38 pm
by Left Seater
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:40 pm
by Softball Bat
Nice work, Lefty.
Rack!
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:41 pm
by Left Seater
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 12:43 am
by StrawMan
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 2:56 am
by mvscal
Umm...what? Did you lose a bet or something? And those shoes...
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 3:06 am
by Left Seater
Yes I lost a bet. It was raining and I bought the shoes the night before at Target.
Thanks for noticing. If you want them I left them at the Marriott.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 3:28 am
by The Seer
Looks like an errant cell from an m2 "PET"
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 3:30 am
by bungle clone
mvscal wrote: βSat Jul 20, 2024 9:41 pm
Holy shit. Can you actually fit in the cockpit? Do they use a K loader to get you on board?
you can always see the plane he's flying:
Although this may be just an image and NOT a photograph, it appears the yaw or something gets a little tilted due to Left Seater's considerable girth and the interaction of his mass with that of the Andromeda Galaxy.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 3:04 pm
by StrawMan
Rack-ola bungle clone!
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 3:17 pm
by Sudden Sam
bungle clone wrote: βSun Jul 21, 2024 3:30 am
mvscal wrote: βSat Jul 20, 2024 9:41 pm
Holy shit. Can you actually fit in the cockpit? Do they use a K loader to get you on board?
you can always see the plane he's flying:
Fuck! RACK the hell outta that. Still laughing.
Man, I needed that. Sitting here in a puddle of sweat trying to finish cutting the yard before it rains again. I pull this up and spit strawberry/banana Prime all over the patio.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 5:53 pm
by Python
Sudden Sam wrote: βSun Jul 21, 2024 3:17 pm
spit strawberry/banana Prime all over the patio.
So many questions.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 6:05 pm
by Sudden Sam
Python wrote: βSun Jul 21, 2024 5:53 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: βSun Jul 21, 2024 3:17 pm
spit strawberry/banana Prime all over the patio.
So many questions.
Itβs a really good hydration drink.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2024 6:43 pm
by Mikey
I thought we might be seeing a reincarnation of PrimeX.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:54 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mikey wrote: βSun Jul 21, 2024 6:43 pm
I thought we might be seeing a reincarnation of PrimeX.
Leaving bits of himself on Sam's chin in the process, no less. That would be a heck of an entrance.