For shit and gigs-I'd thought I'd start this thread, The Daily Crazy Mofo. The only rule is that we don't make Trump or Biden or political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo or fellow posters (it's clear that we're batshit reading and posting the shit we do) -we post fuckheads that do just shake your head, what the fuck is wrong with people crazy shit, like this dumbass. Shot at kids sledding-just because:
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 1:29 am
The only rule is that we don't make Trump or Biden or political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo
I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.
I could end that side bet with five words or less.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 2:50 pm
by Sudden Sam
HH1, just one per day?
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 6:15 pm
by Roach
Tom fucking Cruise
Scientologist, narcissist, idiot. But not as dumb as his loyal fans.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 6:26 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Chairman, point of order.
Are 20 year old videos filmed in 120p and screen captured off a Nokia 6210 allowed in the DCM? Or does the DCM need to be more modern or at least relevant to a current event?
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 7:24 pm
by Roux
Like all Scientologists, Tom Cruise is batshit crazy.
Beyond that, most movie stars have the sense to use stunt doubles for scenes that are dangerous. But not Tom:
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 7:25 pm
by mvscal
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 1:29 am
The only rule is that we don't make Trump or Biden or political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo or fellow posters (it's clear that we're batshit reading and posting the shit we do)
I see that you are well intentioned, but good luck with that.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 8:47 pm
by Sudden Sam
I was thinking current crazy mofos, but if we can delve into the past a bit…
The moron doesn’t realize that 7 to 8% of the US population (young black males) commits the vast majority of murders in this country. Blacks in general, 13% of our population, kill more whites than whites kill blacks. Check the Obama/Holder era Justice Department provided stats. Today’s figures are similar.
How is this even possible?! But dumbass Lebron thinks blacks are being hunted.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 9:21 pm
by mvscal
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 8:47 pm
But dumbass Lebron thinks blacks are being hunted.
They are being hunted...by fat, otherwise unfuckable white whales.
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 1:29 am
The only rule is that we don't make Trump or Biden or political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo
I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.
My thought on this is essentially this-there are jillion page threads on whoever is on the other side is a piece of shit. With certainty no one on the 'other side' has changed sides ever-so let's keep this to run of the mill Crazy Mofos-good for laughs and or WTF's.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 12:55 am
by HighHard1
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 6:26 pm
Chairman, point of order.
Are 20 year old videos filmed in 120p and screen captured off a Nokia 6210 allowed in the DCM? Or does the DCM need to be more modern or at least relevant to a current event?
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about but yeah, sure.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 12:57 am
by HighHard1
Small town crazy, with the twist of being the small town's mayor.
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 1:29 am
The only rule is that we don't make... political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo
HPG wrote:
I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 16, 2025 12:57 am
Small town crazy, with the twist of being the small town's mayor.
Alright, who picked HH1? Please see Janice at the prize desk to pick up your voucher. Thanks to everyone who played. Sorry the game only lasted one day but that's how it goes sometimes.
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 1:29 am
The only rule is that we don't make... political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo
HPG wrote:
I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 16, 2025 12:57 am
Small town crazy, with the twist of being the small town's mayor.
Alright, who picked HH1? Please see Janice at the prize desk to pick up your voucher. Thanks to everyone who played. Sorry the game only lasted one day but that's how it goes sometimes.
Hmm. Does a mayor of a town that nobody has ever heard of qualifiy as "political"?
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 1:29 am
The only rule is that we don't make... political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo
HPG wrote:
I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 16, 2025 12:57 am
Small town crazy, with the twist of being the small town's mayor.
Alright, who picked HH1? Please see Janice at the prize desk to pick up your voucher. Thanks to everyone who played. Sorry the game only lasted one day but that's how it goes sometimes.
Hmm. Does a mayor of a town that nobody has ever heard of qualifiy as "political"?
Are you calling for a point of order? Do we need to reference Robert's Rules of Parliamentary Procedure?
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 1:29 am
The only rule is that we don't make... political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo
HPG wrote:
I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 16, 2025 12:57 am
Small town crazy, with the twist of being the small town's mayor.
Alright, who picked HH1? Please see Janice at the prize desk to pick up your voucher. Thanks to everyone who played. Sorry the game only lasted one day but that's how it goes sometimes.
Point well made, but I think I'm clean on this one. She's not a crazy mofo because she a D or an R-and therefore all D's or R's are crazy mofos-hell I don't know what her political affiliation even is. This bitch is just a crazy mofo.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 2:15 pm
by HighHard1
64 year old ugly woman gets 12 and 13 y/o blasted on vodka, then tries to touch their dicks. Now that's a crazy mofo.
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 16, 2025 2:15 pm
64 year old ugly woman gets 12 and 13 y/o blasted on vodka, then tries to touch their dicks. Now that's a crazy mofo.
Ravizza allegedly walked into the AMC Braintree 10 movie theater around 6 p.m. Saturday and went into one of the theaters without paying, according to the Braintree Police Department's press release.
The girls, whose ages range from 9 to 17, were watching the movie "If" when an individual suddenly attacked them "without saying anything and without any warning" before running out.
Ravizza allegedly walked into the AMC Braintree 10 movie theater around 6 p.m. Saturday and went into one of the theaters without paying, according to the Braintree Police Department's press release.
The girls, whose ages range from 9 to 17, were watching the movie "If" when an individual suddenly attacked them "without saying anything and without any warning" before running out.
Ravizza was allegedly laughing during the attack.
My wife: Want to see a movie in the theater?
HPG: Sure. *Grabs keys. Puts subcompact in holster*
My wife: You need that in a theater?
HPG: You're right. *Removes Glock 26 and straps on the Five-Seven with Law-Enforcement-Only AP rounds.*
Ravizza allegedly walked into the AMC Braintree 10 movie theater around 6 p.m. Saturday and went into one of the theaters without paying, according to the Braintree Police Department's press release.
The girls, whose ages range from 9 to 17, were watching the movie "If" when an individual suddenly attacked them "without saying anything and without any warning" before running out.
Ravizza was allegedly laughing during the attack.
My wife: Want to see a movie in the theater?
HPG: Sure. *Grabs keys. Puts subcompact in holster*
My wife: You need that in a theater?
HPG: You're right. *Removes Glock 26 and straps on the Five-Seven with Law-Enforcement-Only AP rounds.*
Was she under a rock in 2012 when the 2012 Aurora mass shooting happened?
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 4:14 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Diego gets it. Aurora shooter was wearing soft armor. That's why I want the armor piercing projectiles.
Just about the perfect pocket pistol. Small, not a .380, decent magazine size. Down side (with small weapons), needs a firm wrist. Limp wrist likely to cause feed problems.
My go to is a model 19 (gen 3). Belt holster, no big effort to conceal, drape a shirt or jacket over it. I also use a fanny pack for carry depending on the activity. Not a 24/7 carry, just when it feels appropriate.
Fellas and non-fellas, when my significant other tries to drown and burn my cat, that seems like a sign to get away, far away, as fast as you can.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2025 2:12 pm
by mvscal
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2025 12:57 pm
Probably should have allowed this thread to have died a silent, painless death, but then there's this. Batshit crazy.
Fellas and non-fellas, when my significant other tries to drown and burn my cat, that seems like a sign to get away, far away, as fast as you can.
She seems nice.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2025 2:28 pm
by HighHard1
Exactly what a woman who would bite off your dick and spit it in your face would look like, then bring you a cup of coffee and ask how your morning is going.
Could you ever envision ANY scenario where those three words would appear together in a sentence? Shake yourself.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2025 10:29 pm
by mvscal
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2025 2:28 pm
Exactly what a woman who would bite off your dick and spit it in your face would look like, then bring you a cup of coffee and ask how your morning is going.
Maybe stick it in her ass instead of her mouth? Just spitballing here.
Well good for us, little Laurie wont have any little parasite babies we'll have to deal with in a few years. Self darwined, how thoughtful of her.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 3:58 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
I appreciate her sacrifice to the greater good. She's the kind of woman who will fukk black dudes to prove she isn't racist and exterminating mulatto babies born to upscale white families is the exact reason Margaret Sanger started Planned Parenthood.
It would be nice if all of her peers would do the same.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 8:25 pm
by Roach
Wow. Democrat melt down #6
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:12 pm
by StrawMan
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Fri Feb 07, 2025 3:58 pm
I appreciate her sacrifice to the greater good. She's the kind of woman who will fukk black dudes to prove she isn't racist and exterminating mulatto babies born to upscale white families is the exact reason Margaret Sanger started Planned Parenthood.
HRC accepting the 2009 Margaret Sanger Award.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:14 pm
by mvscal
I'm sure she's killed enough boners to have earned that award.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:21 pm
by StrawMan
mvscal wrote: ↑Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:14 pm
I'm sure she's killed enough boners to have earned that award.