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If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Will you break into an ICE detention facility to save me?
SRO

Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 9:01 pm
by Sudden Sam
These scammers should get a job. Their ploys are getting stale.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 10:52 pm
by bungle clone
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 10:54 pm
by Diego in Seattle
If you disappear from this board its quality rating will skyrocket up.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 11:34 pm
by Mikey
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm
Will you break into an ICE detention facility to save me?
SRO
This might come in handy when you get to El Salvador.
https://www.duolingo.com/course/es/en/Learn-Spanish
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 11:36 pm
by Sudden Sam
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed May 14, 2025 10:54 pm
If you disappear from this board its quality rating will skyrocket up.
I disagree, Diego. I think we’d do better if the cock-draining, abortion loving, drag queen defenders were to bail.
Truthfully…I love the wide varying of opinions. This board would suck if we agreed on everything.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 11:44 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Nobody is on the YES list.
I'll put Diego on the NO list.
Python...?
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 11:48 pm
by Roach
Depends on how you make out in next year's Masters Golf.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 11:52 pm
by Wolfman
check Legacy.com for my real name.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 12:42 am
by bungle clone
I'm in no shape to storm a federal facility. So that's a NO on velocent.
Hell I couldn't even break you out of a place with a perimeter surrounded by

Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 1:38 am
by Roux
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm
Will you break into an ICE detention facility to save me?
No. But I will file a habeas or some other legal challenge, and will do so pro bono.
That's the good news, I guess. The not so good news is that I have never handled this type of litigation or anything close to it. So you'll be getting what you're paying for.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 1:11 pm
by Sudden Sam
I was gonna suggest you ask her to bust you out…but ummmm…she’s no longer able to assist.

Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm
by StrawMan
I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Fri May 16, 2025 2:03 am
by HighHard1
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu May 15, 2025 1:11 pm
I was gonna suggest you ask her to bust you out…but ummmm…she’s no longer able to assist.
This stupid bitch was TDCM before there was TDCM.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Fri May 16, 2025 4:29 am
by Kluba
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm
Will you break into an ICE detention facility
Yes. I will wield an ice pick and Willardsen will have a hair dryer. You will be out in no time and we will go play an emergency 9 with Clearwater.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Fri May 16, 2025 5:18 am
by HighPlainsGrifter
Kluba wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 4:29 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm
Will you break into an ICE detention facility
Yes. I will wield an ice pick and Willardsen will have a hair dryer. You will be out in no time and we will go play an emergency 9 with Clearwater.
Goodness gracious that's a deep pull.
BTW, you gonna play in Felix' PGA Championship contest? Might be too late if you wait for kcdave's picks during the Weekend Roll Call.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Sat May 17, 2025 11:40 am
by HighHard1
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm
I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
Anyone got dibs on the gooseneck trailer? Or your bottle of hand sanitizer...oh, wait a minute.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Sat May 17, 2025 3:21 pm
by bungle clone
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Sat May 17, 2025 11:40 am
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm
I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
Anyone got dibs on the
gooseneck trailer? Or your bottle of hand sanitizer...oh, wait a minute.
rules violation, high1

Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Sat May 17, 2025 4:02 pm
by HighHard1
bungle clone wrote: ↑Sat May 17, 2025 3:21 pm
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Sat May 17, 2025 11:40 am
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm
I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
Anyone got dibs on the
gooseneck trailer? Or your bottle of hand sanitizer...oh, wait a minute.
rules violation, high1
That's a beauty.
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Posted: Sat May 17, 2025 4:27 pm
by Dr_Phibes
Technical question.
In the American Gulag system is ICE Detention the same as a regular prison? Will HPG have to join the Aryan Brotherhood and get a teardrop tattoo?
Or is it a separate place, where you hang out with South Americans and lift weights and jazzercise in a yard all day?