Faggotty Football is for homos, geeks, and losers

[poptart]

Who should I start this week, sweethearts.....? Tiki ran for 62 yds and 2 tds last week. Joey threw for 2 td and no ints. Brandon had 83 yds receiving. ooOooooh....so many questions."


Here's an idea, gay-blades. Try watching a fucking FOOTBALL game for a change.

GEEZ, I thought women were a pain in the ass, watching games for the cute uniforms, cute commercials, and crowd shots of the wives cheering when boyfriend/hubby/money-tree scores 6 for the good ol' team.

Now we've got a whole generation of "men" perverting the game all to hell.

No coach worth half-a-shit gives a rats fucking ASS how many yds Tiki runs for in a game. They are playing the game to WIN, PERIOD. That right there should be a wake-up call to nerds coast-to-coast that your gayed-up little fantasy "games" are squirrely as all hell.

If you fantasy losers are honest you will admit to the fact that your participation in a league (comprised of other dorks, losers, and homos) has altered the way you view games, and it has altered the way you view the NFL in general.

Much as many chicks watch the games with motivations outside the realm of the true competition on the field between opposing teams, such do you, you squirrely little pencil-neck geeks.

Pre-game shows devoting even one minute to fantasy issues are to be condemned.

Further, get your dungeons and dragons bullshee0t OUT of this forum.



Don't look at me with bitter beer face, dork, 'cuz you know that I speak the TRUTH.


I feel better.

[BSmack]

Tiki ran for 62 yds and 2 tds last week.

Don't fucking tease me like that.

[DrDetroit]

RACK the Poptard!!!

It's hilarious that the same people who smack posters for not having a life are the same ones who invest not only time, but [/i]money[/i], too, in fantasy football leagues.

I remember doing this shit back in seventh and eighth grade for football, basketball, and baseball. That was in 1987/88/89, losers.

It's great watching the fantasy players go crazy when their guy isn't gaining enough yards, completing enough passes, etc. These turds remind me of chicks watching the Home Shopping Network just waiting for another crack at the pink heels with fake rhinestones glued to them.

[Raydah James]

RACK Tart.


As usual, the man is fucking $$$$

[JHawkBCD]

Who should I start this week, sweethearts.....? Tiki ran for 62 yds and 2 tds last week. Joey threw for 2 td and no ints. Brandon had 83 yds receiving. ooOooooh....so many questions."


Here's an idea, gay-blades. Try watching a fucking FOOTBALL game for a change.

GEEZ, I thought women were a pain in the ass, watching games for the cute uniforms, cute commercials, and crowd shots of the wives cheering when boyfriend/hubby/money-tree scores 6 for the good ol' team.

Now we've got a whole generation of "men" perverting the game all to hell.

No coach worth half-a-shit gives a rats fucking ASS how many yds Tiki runs for in a game. They are playing the game to WIN, PERIOD. That right there should be a wake-up call to nerds coast-to-coast that your gayed-up little fantasy "games" are squirrely as all hell.

If you fantasy losers are honest you will admit to the fact that your participation in a league (comprised of other dorks, losers, and homos) has altered the way you view games, and it has altered the way you view the NFL in general.

Much as many chicks watch the games with motivations outside the realm of the true competition on the field between opposing teams, such do you, you squirrely little pencil-neck geeks.

Pre-game shows devoting even one minute to fantasy issues are to be condemned.

Further, get your dungeons and dragons bullshee0t OUT of this forum.



Don't look at me with bitter beer face, dork, 'cuz you know that I speak the TRUTH.


I feel better.

I'm sure that God's not to happy with your posting as of late, heathen.

Oh, and you have overdue library books again,btw.

[Cosmo Kramer]

Rack The Tard!!!!!

FF is for those nerds who played Dungeons and Dragons back in the day...Hey why your @ it, why don't you bust out your "Members Only" Jacket?

[Red]

What's the matter, Burger King Manager wouldn't let you in his league this year, pop'?

[jiminphilly]

RACK the Poptard!!!

It's hilarious that the same people who smack posters for not having a life are the same ones who invest not only time, but [/i]money[/i], too, in fantasy football leagues.

I remember doing this shit back in seventh and eighth grade for football, basketball, and baseball. That was in 1987/88/89, losers.

It's great watching the fantasy players go crazy when their guy isn't gaining enough yards, completing enough passes, etc. These turds remind me of chicks watching the Home Shopping Network just waiting for another crack at the pink heels with fake rhinestones glued to them.

Since you know absolutely nothing about football and have demonstrated this countless times we'll just assume you were posting this to get off your political soap box for once.

Move on.
(no pun intended.. well ok.. maybe it was)

[orcinus]

This may explain a few things ...

LEAGUE STANDINGS

1-0 TRAVIS13'S CAL LEAGUE ALLSTARS
1-0 Burger King Broilers
1-0 Cedar County Cornholers
0-1 Poptart's Pastries

ROSTERS

Poptart's Pastries
QB - Rich Gannon
RB - Napoleon Kaufman
RB - Bo Jackson
WR - Tim Brown
WR - Jerry Rice
TE - Todd Christianson
K - Sebastian Janikowski
DEF - Oakland
RES - Harvey Williams
RES - James Jett
RES - Vince Evans
RES - Raghib Ismail

[Red]

BWA! ^^^^^

[jidar]

Fantasy football isn't for everybody, you've got to understand the strategy of the game on a level most regular fans wont.

I know its a bold claim, but it's true.

I know this though, no amount of fantasy anything is going to change the way I view the Red and Gold so you can take that rack and shove it right up your ignorant asses.

[War Wagon]

If you fantasy losers are honest you will admit to the fact that your participation in a league (comprised of other dorks, losers, and homos) has altered the way you view games, and it has altered the way you view the NFL in general.

Weeel 'tart, being as how I'm the reigning "King of the Dorks" (and damn pleased about it), perhaps I can explain a thing or two.

Exhibit 1a: You have posted profusely on several IBB's over the past 5 years.

Exhibit 1b: You have particpated in numerous pick 'em games over the past 5 years on said IBB's, and even facilitated some.

I forget, what were you saying again, 'tart?

Oh yeah, that you're NOT a dork, loser, or homo, but that anyone who plays FF IS?

Take a shitlap, pot.

[poptart]

Rack Free Willy.

[kcdave]

Joey threw for 2 td and no ints. Now we've got a whole generation of "men" perverting the game all to hell.

Tart, that gave me a wet throbbing boner. More please. (((wackity wackity wackity)))

[Cueball]

My wife just told me I don't want to play this year.
Sin-
jiminphilly

[Bucmonkey]

Lay off the booze tennis pro..........

[KC Scott]

FF would require tart to do two things he vehemently opposes: Select players from another team and rudimentary mathmatics

[Qbert]

rudimentary mathmatics?????

SHEEEoooot the only numbers that 'tart knows:

1
2
3
4
5
6
7 (occaisionally)

15
30
45

win by 2 when the numbers look "different"!

don't get started on the Grammer aspect of things either.

how do "Advantage" and "Love" figure into "Tuck" and "Rule"????

[Nishlord]

RACK the Poptard!!!

It's hilarious that the same people who smack posters for not having a life are the same ones who invest not only time, but [/i]money[/i], too, in fantasy football leagues.

I remember doing this shit back in seventh and eighth grade for football, basketball, and baseball. That was in 1987/88/89, losers.

It's great watching the fantasy players go crazy when their guy isn't gaining enough yards, completing enough passes, etc. These turds remind me of chicks watching the Home Shopping Network just waiting for another crack at the pink heels with fake rhinestones glued to them.

Yessssssss! I knew you were a great first round pick in our Fantasy Board Bitch League. That shitty take gave me another 12 points.