what's the deal with Boomer Esiason's shaved eyebrows?

[King Crimson]

does he think it makes him look like Mr. Spock? or an elf?

and thereby "smart".

i listen to the sunday night game on ESPN radio just cause i have to prep my shit for monday.....and not a single broadcast goes by without Boomer talking up that he was in the Super Bowl once. and how close the Bengals were to winning that game.