Search found 22 matches

by Enigmabag
Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you all
Replies: 24
Views: 2994

wow. you are alive. I heard you were dead. me and t-bag are living large on mr. 2's dime. we got cash, real girls and crazy times at every faire. if our paths ever cross, i'll hook you up with a costume and get you on right track. if not. i won't lose any sleep. you fucked me over and got what you d...
by Enigmabag
Mon May 21, 2007 11:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEK 6 SHIT LIST RANKINGS
Replies: 21
Views: 1957

DB- my new boss, mr. 2, is giving me and t-bag a week off this summer so we can travel back east get some videotape of you and psufan going at it. mr. 2 said he doesnt really care who wins, but will give the victor five benjamins if both of you agree to wear some chain mail and fight using broadswor...
by Enigmabag
Wed May 09, 2007 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yo Headhunter
Replies: 31
Views: 2973

i told you the last time we got stuck with all those pukas that times were changing. but you wouldnt listen. now look at you. sitting in the burgh, by yourself ina piss bucket waiting to get your ASS handed to you. again. id feel sorry for you if you werent such a back stabbing son of a bitch. and n...
by Enigmabag
Sat May 05, 2007 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from da 'Burgh
Replies: 76
Views: 6087

it doesn't surprise me that steiner passed out after two beers. hes a raging faggot. and slim's shiner is pretty much permanant these days. anyone want to be that rollins ran away from a fight that started when slim was running his dumb mouth and his bluff got called by a couple of burghers that had...
by Enigmabag
Thu May 03, 2007 4:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Douchebag, WTF?
Replies: 52
Views: 4159

Re: Douchebag, WTF?

what the fuck EVER possessed you to think you were part of The Crew, you fucking worthless shitstain? a LONG ASS time ago I even stated on this very board that i respected your efforts here but that you (and my boy Bace) would only be mere "volunteers" during this tour. but part of the of...
by Enigmabag
Wed May 02, 2007 1:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Douchebag, WTF?
Replies: 52
Views: 4159

Douchebag, WTF?

i'm back man. i took care of business like you asked. i scouted out shitsburgh and psufan's hood. i know exactly where it should all come down. and I went to boston, fort myers and all the other backwater shit holes you asked me to scout. i've got book on all the assholes one your list that need vio...
by Enigmabag
Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: fucking RESPECT
Replies: 44
Views: 4247

post your fucking address big talker. now i'm feeling the RAGE. i can't wait until summer is here. you fucks DESERVE the beatings you are going to get.
by Enigmabag
Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: fucking RESPECT
Replies: 44
Views: 4247

MuchoBulls wrote:It's a bit hard to respect a guy who wears a pink shirt and smiles about it.
fuck you, dickhead.
by Enigmabag
Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: gettin jacked up
Replies: 34
Views: 2200

Douchebag- i know you have said a hundered times you are going to take care of business on this WHOOPASS tour all by yourself, but i want to go. so does li'l T-bag. you can deliver the beat downs and i'll take pictures of all the knocked out fucks getting their eye sockets covered by li'l T-bag. wha...
by Enigmabag
Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why landlord/tenant laws need reform....
Replies: 33
Views: 3494

Husker4ever- you oviously have serious problems and need some help. you got a deadbeat dad that owes you money and is talking shit from inside your own house and you are too much of a puss to beat it the cash of him uin front of his wife and kids. this could be your shining moment and your pissin yo...
by Enigmabag
Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: let me make something perfectly clear...
Replies: 51
Views: 4673

tardowned thinks hes safe froma Douchebag beatdown because he has contageus skin diseases. dont bank on it bub. youll find yourself wrapped in a shower curtain spitting out blood and bits of teeth.
by Enigmabag
Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: let me make something perfectly clear...
Replies: 51
Views: 4673

god and GOD I hope i'm around when Douchebag gets his hands on you. it will be amazing, like a barn owl snatching up a mouse and crushing it with its claws, then ripping out hunks of fur and flesh until all thats left is a fractured bloody skeleton. you haven't seen fucking RAGE until you've seen Do...
by Enigmabag
Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: let me make something perfectly clear...
Replies: 51
Views: 4673

Tiny- post yuor zip code. that is all Douchebag needs to find you. he can smell a rotting pussy for miles, even in hurricane force winds.

and dont ever put tardowned in the same sentence as. Douchebag. you spinless fuck.
by Enigmabag
Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: speeding tickets
Replies: 101
Views: 6150

Douchebag would pound velocet senseless as a warm up exercise before he beat Raydah James ass while Rack fu sat cowering with his badge, his gun and the one bullet the FBI told him he isn't allowed to shoot.
by Enigmabag
Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Douchebag fun facts.
Replies: 6
Views: 809

douchebag would snap yuor heads like twigs.
by Enigmabag
Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Howdy folks!
Replies: 35
Views: 2327

Please post your address, dick head. I want to see if it is possible to stomp the stupid out of you. PSSSSST! It's "enema." You'd think a shit troll would know this. you're really funny. you'll be even funnier when when I knock your fucking teeth in. and whoever is fucking around with my ...
by Enigmabag
Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Howdy folks!
Replies: 35
Views: 2327

RevLimiter wrote:Recognize THAT, you pink shirt-wearing fairy.
Please post your address, dick head. I want to see if it is possible to stomp the stupid out of you.
by Enigmabag
Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what's your xbox live gamertag?
Replies: 32
Views: 3889

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i want you to seek me out so that i can destroy you, fuckheads.
by Enigmabag
Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: my list of bros
Replies: 24
Views: 1905

cinderella_undercover wrote:Fuggin' posers.

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its going to be hard to talk with that thing stuffed down your throat.
by Enigmabag
Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: my list of bros
Replies: 24
Views: 1905

Jsc810 wrote:Image

You're not really in the Club until you get the puka shells, so you're just another homo, haha.
thats rich - you calling me a homo. your lucky i am in a good mood or i'd shove my puka shells up your red ass.
by Enigmabag
Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: my list of bros
Replies: 24
Views: 1905

it will be my honor and pleasure to waste these assholes with you dog.
by Enigmabag
Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: my list of bros
Replies: 24
Views: 1905

Y2K wrote:Dear SIDS Fairy....

It' time for Douchebag to go

Thanks in advance
Fuck you, you weak ass no take having pile of dog shit. Don't you ever say anything against my bro, Douchebag, again. If you do it, I swear to god I will fucking KILL you. You got that?