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- Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: one of you WILL die on 10/31
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3609
Re: one of you WILL die on 10/31
It has been decided that the person who will DIE from The Fucked 14 will be voted on...by this board. That's right, YOU all get to choose who gets shitbricked from this place on 10/31. Choose ONE name from the following list and post it here. Got it, dick knuckles? R-Jack smackaholic Van Derron BSma...
- Tue May 19, 2009 3:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the disrespect has GOT to stop
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2435
Re: the disrespect has GOT to stop
Read our message at the top of this board, fuckhead. Maybe that'll clue you in.MadRussian wrote:Didnt the Alliance run these faggots?
- Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Calling out The Alliance
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3764
Re: Calling out The Alliance
I see exactly what this shit is. You're just like the pussies over in Wright Hall that try to impress the freshman bitches by partying on on the stoop while drinking 40s of Budweiser, and then try to rat us out to the cockpeg at the Computing Center about the shit we did to their computers. You're ...
- Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Calling out The Alliance
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3764
Calling out The Alliance
I have contracted out my services to this board to end this "Alliance" once and for all.
Cat Daddy, Sick Fuck, Dan J, etc., show yourselves. This is going to end NOW.
Cat Daddy, Sick Fuck, Dan J, etc., show yourselves. This is going to end NOW.
- Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A time of RECKONING has come for The Crew.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1326
Re: A time of RECKONING has come for The Crew.
The red states have suffered a tragic loss. This COUNTRY has suffered a tragic loss. Everything America stood for has been thrown against a wall of jagged rock and pussyfucked by a vagina full of rusty daggers. The Crew has been drained physically, emotionally, and financially. We poured everything ...
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: THE CREW FOR MCCAIN
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1804
THE CREW FOR MCCAIN
I'm working diligently with people at all the key precincts to make sure things "go well" for our boy, John McCain. They understand that if they don't comply with our demands their families will be sacrificed. AN OBAMA PRESIDENCY WILL DESTROY THIS COUNTRY. IT WILL DESTROY THE CREW'S BOTTOM...
- Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Russia Invading Georgia!!
- Replies: 44
- Views: 3700
Re: Russia Invading Georgia!!
Work of the O'Cyrus crew. But our presence is strong here.
- Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your Airline of Choice
- Replies: 91
- Views: 5612
Re: Your Airline of Choice
Greyhound is the only way to go. I work closely with Greyhound reps to get the best deals for business and personal travel.
If any of you worthless dickholes see a Greyhound cruising the streets in your neighborhood this summer, I'd suggest watching your back.
If any of you worthless dickholes see a Greyhound cruising the streets in your neighborhood this summer, I'd suggest watching your back.
- Tue May 27, 2008 4:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Point State Park reopening May 30
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3192
Re: Point State Park reopening May 30
I'm working diligently with state officials to have The Point exclude access to the public. We intend to reserve every last acre to ourselves, so that your DEATH will be silenced and unwitnessed.
- Tue May 06, 2008 1:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
- Replies: 77
- Views: 7529
Re: The Crew - now taking applications
MadRussian, The Crew's headquarters is not far from your home in rural Georgia. Tread lightly, son. Any time I fancy, I can get a satellite image of where you are...what you're doing...etc. Now feel free to print out that piece of information, crumble it up, and stick it up your high mileage assbutt...
- Fri May 02, 2008 3:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
- Replies: 77
- Views: 7529
Re: The Crew - now taking applications
Start taking this fucking SERIOUSLY, dipwads. So far I've seen nothing but disrespect and poor attempts at humor.
The Crew doesn't settle.
The Crew doesn't settle.
- Fri May 02, 2008 1:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
- Replies: 77
- Views: 7529
Re: The Crew - now taking applications
You're fucking LUCKY I'm feeling charitable today. These are the teams I roll with.
Pro:
Yankees
Braves
Lakers
Magic
Packers
Patriots
NY Rangers
College:
Georgia FUCKING Bulldogs
USC Trojans
Duke
Florida St
pretty much any SEC team
That's where it's at.
Pro:
Yankees
Braves
Lakers
Magic
Packers
Patriots
NY Rangers
College:
Georgia FUCKING Bulldogs
USC Trojans
Duke
Florida St
pretty much any SEC team
That's where it's at.
- Thu May 01, 2008 7:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
- Replies: 77
- Views: 7529
The Crew - now taking applications
Hello. As the coordinator of all things business and finance of this tight-nit operation of Ass Beating, I would like to take this opportunity real quick to re-introduce myself. My name is Stevo. I'm the backbone of this here operation. The intellectual muscle, if you will. With the use of my comple...
- Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mercury
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2599
Re: Mercury
When doomsday comes for you shits, most everybody will be eradicated. ESPECIALLY those who continue to make public mockery of The Crew. We are a professional and polished operation bent on success ... and outright devastation and completion of what MUST be done. "Dan Vogel" however will be...
- Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: HOLLA!
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3287
Re: HOLLA!
I log on here with raw passion and anger, and proceed to THREATEN you and your family...and this is what you do? Idly sit back and make casual jokes at the crew's expense? Are you a fucking goddamn IDIOT? Do you WANT to die? Do you have any idea that you're digging your own grave with each and every...
- Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: HOLLA!
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3287
Re: HOLLA!
mvscal, We're prepared to make life awkward for your entire family. You're Mexican, right? When your free-loading sack of shit is rotting in the cold soil next to buried apple stems, your family will be father-less, husband-less, and left wondering what the fuck to do. You're gripping now just think...
- Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
- Replies: 35
- Views: 4397
Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum
Charles, Douchebag is my partner in business. Obviously, he's very agitated right now so let me highlight what he's trying to say in a bit more...civil terms. What we plan to do, exactly, is take our fists and pummel your face until it looks like Rosie O'Donnel sat down on a basket of roma tomatos. ...
- Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: shit is goin down
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1849
Re: shit is goin down
Which one of you cum hounds should I leave my address with? No need, sweet tits. Within a matter of minutes, my complex tracking equipment can hone in on your address...your credit card info, social security number, panty color, and which hole was most recently penetrated. Me? I'll be entering from...
- Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: shit is goin down
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1849
Re: shit is goin down
Let's do this. Let's do this for Slim.
- Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I read on a Jim Rome fansite message board with a chat funct
- Replies: 65
- Views: 5093
Re: I read on a Jim Rome fansite message board with a chat funct
That filthy, traitorous SLUT.PSUFAN wrote:she loves me, and we've cybered.
- Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (g) (Rumplepics) Hope for Douchebag (!)
- Replies: 94
- Views: 6453
Re: Hope for Douchebag
Come to Stevo. I'll protect you. Just rest your head in my lap, and wait for the love to wake you.cinderella_undercover wrote:This is why you need to watch over me.
- Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (g) (Rumplepics) Hope for Douchebag (!)
- Replies: 94
- Views: 6453
Re: Hope for Douchebag
Oh...FUCKPSUFAN wrote:Now that we've installed the new board software, O/Cyrus doesn't have the fucking edge he used to have.
This level of taunting will only bring out the worst in him.
You're fucked, PSUFAN. We're all FUCKED.
- Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (g) (Rumplepics) Hope for Douchebag (!)
- Replies: 94
- Views: 6453
Re: Hope for Douchebag
The Crew will NOT be disrespected like this. this must END yeah, we pound hot skanks and get fucked up. what of it? i'll fucking KILL you. ALL of you That's IT. You are REPORTED, you chicken dick motherfucker. I have had about ENOUGH of your faggoty bullshit and now I just pulled the trigger on the...
- Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: merry fucking christmas, dickslaps
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1185
- Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "non lethal" bullets for cops...
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2078
- Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Random people I have no use for
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2887
This place represents a giant vagina that I need to FUCK. I grew up in an upper-middle class neighborhood. My parents were wine connoisseurs, enjoyed the fine arts and a cosmopolitan lifestyle. But i wanted to FUCK PEOPLE UP. And that's what I did. And that's what I'll do to ALL OF YOU fucking dickt...
- Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Duane "The Dog" Chapman
- Replies: 45
- Views: 3042
Yo, Miller Lights and KFC at my place tonight. I'll have Battlestar Galactica trivia going, and we might break out some Guitar Hero III later on. Rollins totally shreds in that game! The Crew is just taking it easy right now. Partying. Living the High Life. That's just how we do it in the Dirty. I'd...
- Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the training begins
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1854
- Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Crew is BACK
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3409
Fucking SCHWEET! Just got off the celly with my dawg Bill Belichik. Dude heard about my skills with high tech video and complex tracking equipment, and wants to take me up on my services. Time to get PIZZAID! Every time you fucksticks see the Patriots running up the score on some slapdick AFC team, ...
- Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Crew is BACK
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3409
- Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rootbeer Sighting
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2394
- Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Recruiting All Women Here
- Replies: 9
- Views: 796
- Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where's patsy stone?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1203
- Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fuck you all
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3015
This is no joke, Douchebag. What we're capable of is devastation. O'Cyrus has run me through weeks of intense technological training and advanced tracking procedures, and I'm fully equipped - intellectually and equipment-wise to fucking find you and END your life. But it's true, Rollins and I are ha...
- Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alive and well
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2308
Alive and well
There's no good way to do this, so it's gonna go down in here... Douchebag, as you read these words, just know that I'm ok. In fact, I'm currently sitting in my own personal paradise. I've got fucking Benjamins in the bank, pallets of the fucking finest smelling cologne, and bitches even Slim couldn...
- Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
- Replies: 63
- Views: 4888
- Wed May 30, 2007 2:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
- Replies: 63
- Views: 4888
- Tue May 29, 2007 3:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
- Replies: 63
- Views: 4888
- Thu May 24, 2007 10:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Douchebag's Sodomy Baby
- Replies: 9
- Views: 894
- Mon May 21, 2007 10:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WEEK 6 SHIT LIST RANKINGS
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1971