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by A-Bomb
Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ALL SHIT TROLLS REPORT HERE
Replies: 13
Views: 1757

Re: ALL SHIT TROLLS REPORT HERE

We're coming back, bitches. Better start looking for new pairs of drawers.

Beers, bitches and blunts, bitches.
by A-Bomb
Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should send a few posters int a tizzy
Replies: 66
Views: 5741

Re: This should send a few posters int a tizzy

Hey, Jo- You're pretty good at fucking this place right in the dimehole. Would you like to join the Crew?
by A-Bomb
Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pet store
Replies: 11
Views: 787

Re: Pet store

PSUFAN wrote:after I cease quaking with RAGE.
That's my line, you worthless cum dumpster. I'll make you fukkin' PAY for that.
by A-Bomb
Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:45 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Senior Bowl.....
Replies: 21
Views: 1181

Re: Senior Bowl.....

PSUFAN wrote:The South is so BONE-CRUSHINGLY POWERFUL that they knocked the rosters into last year.
You're god damn right you ninny-little pindick PA dirigible.

SAEC FOR EVAH
by A-Bomb
Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the state of PA is FUCKED
Replies: 49
Views: 2497

Re: the state of PA is FUCKED

PSUFAN wrote::rage:

:brad:
you best bottle that shit up, because you're going to need it when the Crew rolls through point state park, bitch.
by A-Bomb
Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Better threads than lousy D-Bag resets....
Replies: 33
Views: 1593

Re: Better threads than lousy D-Bag resets....

has anyone seen A-Bomb? I'm going to put that asshole's REAL balls into a golf ball washer. That's a fake joke that I want to see REALLY HAPPEN. It might get me jailed, but it might be worth it to prevent all of those future FUBUClowns from ever hitting an ovary or Dinsdale's roomate's uterus. I&qu...
by A-Bomb
Tue May 27, 2008 10:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Point State Park reopening May 30
Replies: 25
Views: 3169

Re: Point State Park reopening May 30

O'Cyrus became a prostate-thumping colon cleanser once he left the Crew, so it's no surprise someone like psuFAG would align with that shithead.

And MV, you wouldn't know the definition of preemptive if you preemptively had flies eyes on your grill, dumbfuck.
by A-Bomb
Fri May 23, 2008 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pres Bush should be tried for MURDER!
Replies: 94
Views: 9108

Re: Pres Bush should be tried for MURDER!

PSUFAN wrote:That's nothing, assHoles. I'm gonna beat you fucking SENSELESS.
Fuck you. I'll make your final moments here on earth so fucking painful you'll wish you were raised by a book of matches.
by A-Bomb
Fri May 23, 2008 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pres Bush should be tried for MURDER!
Replies: 94
Views: 9108

Re: Pres Bush should be tried for MURDER!

You tell him, DB. You fucking tell tha tCOCKSUKER!
by A-Bomb
Wed May 14, 2008 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HOLLAS
Replies: 17
Views: 2287

Re: HOLLAS

Jsc810 wrote:Image

Wow, he has the puka shell necklace and everything.
That is the official sign that you are a full-fledged member of the fucking CREW. That and getting "WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT? HOLLA!" tattooed on your crank.
by A-Bomb
Tue May 13, 2008 9:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HOLLAS
Replies: 17
Views: 2287

Re: HOLLAS

Familarity breeds contempt for you, Goober McShit Toober. I can see why.
by A-Bomb
Thu May 08, 2008 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
Replies: 77
Views: 7484

Re: The Crew - now taking applications

Typical Whitey: Always crying like a fucking BITCH.
by A-Bomb
Wed May 07, 2008 10:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
Replies: 77
Views: 7484

Re: The Crew - now taking applications

PEtrus, As the groups resident expert in cunnilingus, I would like RACK you for your possible induction into the esteemed CREW. I will show you secrets that will make these spoiled, arrogant, entitled good for nothing american SLUTS jump on your dick like Stanley Q. Pikkkle at a Gary, Indiana family...
by A-Bomb
Tue May 06, 2008 4:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best hardcore/counter-culture album of ALL time:
Replies: 52
Views: 2482

Re: Best hardcore/counter-culture album of ALL time:

Paul Wall - Get Money, Stay True
Image

he's about hating the establishment and shit.

Now GET BENT dipwads
by A-Bomb
Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HOLLA!
Replies: 35
Views: 3268

HOLLA!

where da white women at?

it's been FOREVA since I stepped in this hood. i'm still slingin 6 and 12 inch sandos at Subway for cayshe. shit's tight. i holler at all kinds of bitches. fat bitches. ugly bitches. pregnant bitches. it dont matter to me.

whgere D and The Crew?

let's do this shit
by A-Bomb
Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Please pet-proof your home as you'd child-proof your home.
Replies: 27
Views: 1815

where da white women at?
by A-Bomb
Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alive and well
Replies: 16
Views: 2295

fuck you, asshole. rotten sour cream? that's just what rumple foreskin's wife's gash smells like when i'm elbow deep in her gunt. i'll fucking beat you down so bad rumple foreskin he'll be laughing at you in disgust. choose your fucking words wisely, asshole. don't think i don't know where you are, ...
by A-Bomb
Thu May 31, 2007 11:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
Replies: 63
Views: 4869

i've got some fuckin cloves and a 30 of Natty. I say we take the night off and get fucked up tonight. YO ROLLINS, bring Guitar Hero dawg. i lost a $20 bet with Dice and had to break off my guitar into my own ass.
by A-Bomb
Fri May 25, 2007 5:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Should youth league umpires know the rules of baseball?
Replies: 31
Views: 1409

Re: Should youth league umpires know the rules of baseball?

SoCalFaggot wrote:felch felch felch
if you weren't such a asshole licking, cock-sucking faggot in real life, the D-Bag crew would make an emergency stop to whatever shithole in so cal you reside in and personally do society a long-overdue favor. i hope one of your kids curbs you with a fucking easton some day.

WTI
by A-Bomb
Tue May 22, 2007 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What to do with the homeless?
Replies: 82
Views: 4677

Raydah James wrote:RACK this great troll.
^^^ off this diarreah of the mouth spewing shit poster, once and for all.
by A-Bomb
Tue May 08, 2007 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO DOUCHEBAG
Replies: 72
Views: 5415

Funny how we haven't heard yet from D'Bag. Not really, assfuck. Had you tried some of that reading comprehension stuff you've been babbling about you'd have understood what THIS meant: Douchebag won't be checking in here for awhile. I wonder if the pain of being this fucking stupid is going to hurt...
by A-Bomb
Tue May 08, 2007 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO DOUCHEBAG
Replies: 72
Views: 5415

Word, Stevo.

This Penn St fag is a straight up COCK BLOCK.
by A-Bomb
Tue May 08, 2007 2:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Week 4 SHIT LIST RANKINGS - CANCELED
Replies: 25
Views: 2525

KC Scott wrote:Image
your entire pathetic existence has jumped the shark, dork boy.
by A-Bomb
Mon May 07, 2007 6:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Week 4 SHIT LIST RANKINGS - CANCELED
Replies: 25
Views: 2525

I feel bad for that boy toucher PSUFAN. Usually the D is tempered by the entire CREW, but when he's on his own he is all business.

When this shit goes down it will be quick and thorough. Sucks for PSUFAN but the D is a master at the beatdown.
by A-Bomb
Mon May 07, 2007 2:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO PSUFAN
Replies: 27
Views: 3204

adam-$300 wrote:holy shit. looks like the van broke down and they had to steal a truck
holy shit. looks like yet another unfunny loser resides in this highway rest stop kleenex wad.
by A-Bomb
Sat May 05, 2007 1:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from da 'Burgh
Replies: 76
Views: 6087

mvscal wrote:The only things getting pounded tonight are your flabby asscheeks, gAy-Bomb.
D fucking minus.

try again, quadrevion.
by A-Bomb
Sat May 05, 2007 12:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from da 'Burgh
Replies: 76
Views: 6087

So is it the Circus or a Ren-Faire going on in the Steel City this weekend? we don't really know and, quite frankly, we don't give a flying fuck. we just have two objectives in mind: $$$ on puka sales and bag and tag PUSFAN if we happen to catch him trippin'. i brought plenty of foot-long meatball ...
by A-Bomb
Fri May 04, 2007 9:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from da 'Burgh
Replies: 76
Views: 6087

I didn't mean to rattle the fantasy your engaged in here. Hey D - PLEASE let me finish this guy off. Fuckin PLEASE! holy fucking titty christ. My grandaddy once told me that if you make the same mistake twice, it ain't a fuckin mistake. you just don't know any better. you really DON'T know the diff...
by A-Bomb
Fri May 04, 2007 8:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from da 'Burgh
Replies: 76
Views: 6087

I detect a nervous tone within your most recent posts, Dave. Methinks the crew is getting under your skin. I see dorks like this guy all the time at the Subway. That's the look they get when they ordered the footlong but can't pay for it. I throw the sandwich in their face and tell them to eat a di...
by A-Bomb
Fri May 04, 2007 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from da 'Burgh
Replies: 76
Views: 6087

You're executioner, buttercup.
i've got an IQ of about 13 and even i know it's supposed to be "your".

fucking MORON.
by A-Bomb
Fri May 04, 2007 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from da 'Burgh
Replies: 76
Views: 6087

I'll say this for Jay in Phoenix...








Who the fuck is Jay in Phoenix?
by A-Bomb
Thu May 03, 2007 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Douchebag, WTF?
Replies: 52
Views: 4159

We've got a bunch of Nancy Drews here. Everyone is smarter than the next.

As sure as a six inch cold cut combo on has 6 grams of fat, you losers need to get a life.
by A-Bomb
Thu May 03, 2007 4:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Douchebag, WTF?
Replies: 52
Views: 4159

y'know, douchey, I did a little search from when e-bag first showed up carrying your jock, what there is of it, for you. You were tight, boyz and all. http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=22933&highlight= now, you just kick him to the curb? nice to see that loyalty is right up there...
by A-Bomb
Thu May 03, 2007 3:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Douchebag, WTF?
Replies: 52
Views: 4159

Re: Douchebag, WTF?

Douchebag wrote:jump out from behind and beat them with their colostomy bags and their canes.
Yeah. Nothing worse than punching an old lady in the gunt and hearing a splat and getting a fistful of Ensurepoo.
by A-Bomb
Thu May 03, 2007 3:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Douchebag, WTF?
Replies: 52
Views: 4159

Re: Douchebag, WTF?

Don't sweat it, boss. I'm gathering some info on this future grave dweller as we speak. Oh, we'll be meeting up with Enigmabag real soon. Whether he wants to or not. You just put a hit on yourself, dicktarget. I hope you realize this. If we've moved on, I'll just set wolfman' wheelchair on fire and...
by A-Bomb
Thu May 03, 2007 2:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Douchebag, WTF?
Replies: 52
Views: 4159

OATST (off all these shit trolls) --just sayin' Don't just wave to the Angel of Death, go over there and talk to him. See what he has to offer. It has to be more intriguing than your current situation. Time for another beer. Just say the word, D, and I'll take care of this felch gargler. It would b...
by A-Bomb
Tue May 01, 2007 7:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for DoucheBag
Replies: 22
Views: 1708

^^You fuckin TELL HIM, boss

WORD
by A-Bomb
Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey DoucheBacker
Replies: 52
Views: 4478

IndyFrisco wrote:I'm quivering over here.
Clean up when you're done, prostate jockey.
by A-Bomb
Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Here's what we know so far:
Replies: 72
Views: 5960

this place = fucked
by A-Bomb
Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 9666

whine whine whine Shut the fuck up already, loser. My cremated grandmother could kick your ass. This guy might just be the biggest douche of the bunch. I bet your teachers had two words for you, "social promotion". I bet nobody here knows what the fuck you are talking about. I bet nobody ...

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