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R-Jack wrote:

Did you name her "Fucked At Birth" because that is what she is with you as a father.

Bizzarofelice wrote:"why God wants you to avoid doggystyle".

Are you taking notes, Paul?

Goober McTubeSmoker wrote:I'd Like to be Near Paul's Anus.

I know McTubeSmoker.......I know.......

What, pointing out that those like you who bitch about IKYABWAI smack are the worst offenders? Nope.

Again with the IKYABWAI smack, MGO? You are the king of it!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Holy freaking god, that place is infested with some of the dorkiest fucking dorks to ever grace the internet.

Nice IKYABWAI smack, Faggot!

RevLimiter gushing to OCMike wrote: I KNEW you were cool.

Is OCMike next on our list for rear entry, Paul? I'm just planning for the weekend........

McTubeSmoker should know. He's an expert on small hamster-sized cock.

Paul, please! We are a team! I take the plunger and it hurts you AND me!!! STOP, for the love of GOD!!!!

Two tickets, please! One for each of the enormous cheeks on either side down here!

I always knew that PSUFAN guy was smart in a Hannibal Lecter kind of way. I'm going to RACK PSUFAN, just because I know what's good for me. AWESOME sig line...and one D-Bag might wanna roll with, SOON. :lol: Paul, was it absolutely necessary for you to wear the ill-fitting coaches shorts ALL weeken...

I am to Paul what Michigan is to the US.

Just like BROKEBACK, Goobs can't quit me!

See you later, my 20-second Lover!

What kind of a fat fucking retard responds to a fat fucking retard's torn anus smacking him about gay butt-sex with his tiny cock that lasts only 20 seconds?

I'm all puckered up for ya, Goobsy, so do the "Brokeback" spit on your palm, lube up that beanie-weenie you call a cock, and slide right in for 20 seconds of fun. :lol: I will warn you, though, that Paul had a 20 oz. t-bone for lunch with a side of scalloped potatoes and an entire box of D...

RevLimiter wrote:

We need to have a talk. Stick to soft ice cream, yogurt, and mayo. Oh, and let's ease it up with the pounding from the needle dicks of Dins and Goobs.

:lol::lol:

Look at all of the heartache Paul's torn anus has caused for you little faggots!

How about a kiss for ME? Or some damn stitches!

You noticed, Mr. Nobody.

How about grabbing that big bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch and tossing this salad.

Just try to touch the sides next time and be gentle, Buddy.

Cute nickname you have for me! I'll have Paul set out some couscous and Cosmos for your visit tonight. Be gentle on me as I am torn but I know you won't even touch the sides.

Ciao!

RevLimiter wrote:I rest my case.

Well, please roll over as it is getting a little stuffy down here and the ABC (assballconnection) is rank.

A soothing popsicle would feel great in me right about now.

I prefer the aloe filled sheets as they are pleasant to the touch, especially after another day of plungering.

Goober McTuber wrote: KFC Paul 3.0 = Fat fucking retard

OUCH!