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Stanley won't take my calls or texts anymore so I wanted to leave this message here for him. Stanley, two large muscular black men knocked on my door last night demanding to know where you were. I said you don't live here anymore. I asked them if you were in some kind of trouble, but all they said i...

Nishlord wrote:(and Pickle...still upset I never came through with a dick pic?)

Oh, you didn't hear? Stanley's moved on to black cock. I had to find out the hard way. When you come home to a large black man crouching down in your living room, you assume he's there to fix the cable. :brad:

Don't let these big bad meanies bully you, Stanley! I respect you!

Please come home, Stanley. I forgive you for leaving me for Tyrone. :|

Oh, dearsies. I haven't seen my Stanley in ages. I miss him so.

We were supposed to go boating this summer but I never heard from him. Stanley, where are you?

Just about anything pickkkled tastes good.

Stanley Pickkkle wrote:Once again...mvscal is the smartest person in a thread. Even smarter than lawyers about lawyer stuff. Wow..Just fukkken WOW!

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Stanley, how are you going to fit my balls in your mouth with his already in there?

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Pikkkle - ruptured jayhole

Mikey wrote:Pikkkle - anal fissures

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Who is this mvscal? Now, I don't know who you are, but you just keep your hands off my little pickly pickle, MR MAN!

He belongs to ME!

shorts and skimpy tops. http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r104/Jgurske/twohotchicksrunning-1.jpg?t=1239398446 kind of like this... Kids these days refer to this form of attire as the bikini . You'll have to forgive Stanley, that sort of thing is not his forte. He can eyeball your Speedo size in a ...

Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:Where's Gay Bay????

Oh, stop acting like you don't know!

Those boyz look like they know how to have a good time. Of course, in Alan's house, Friday night is every night that ends in "y." Ohhh, I'm nasty!

Thank you for the candid words, TVO.

I think it's cute that you're a single man in your 40s, have a male roommate, and aren't gay or anything. I wish Stanley would come and stay with me. And I don't just mean a one night thing either. Although I'll take what I can get.

:highfive:

We'll hook up just like old times oh YAY! :D Remember that time we hooked up with those chicks at the Black Angus and took them back to the Health Club at 3am and fukkked the hell out of them in the pool, in the sauna, on the weight equipment etc..etc..etc... Good fukkken times. Oh dearsies. I don'...

NO. Look, I know Stanley has an enslaving lust for huge black dong. He even sought professional help for it. In the end, the doctor told him, "You can take black cock out of the ass, but you can't take it out of the mind." But we have something, dammit! And I won't let that stop us! I have...

STOP IT.

Stanley calls me late at night crying because you people are ABUSIVE to him. You are not nice people at all.

I don't mind the calls though. I get a chance to hear his voice.

Hey :D I've missed you! I febreezed the couch, and I'm hoping you'll stop by tonight for drinks and conversation. Frodo might come by as well. He wanted to bring his lady friend, but I told him it was guy's night out! :mrgreen: There's a party this weekend I know you'll just DIE for. http://bp0.blog...

Forget about these losers, Stanley. We hangin out tonight? I saved a spot for you on the couch.