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by Bobby42
Tue May 06, 2025 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 32
Views: 1349

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Mikey wrote: Mon May 05, 2025 5:16 pm Fr. Guido Sarducci may be a darkhorse.

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Rack Mikey.
Fr. Guido has done good things; like the 5-minute university and explaining how we pay for our sins, ie "it's a cheap sin but can mount up in a period of time.
by Bobby42
Tue May 06, 2025 7:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1570

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

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Re-open Alcatraz and continue to run tours, televise it. Game show potential is enormous!
by Bobby42
Sat Apr 26, 2025 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Men in Black
Replies: 26
Views: 2500

Men in Black

Memo to Donald: A gentleman should aways have at least one black or charcoal grey suit. For funerals and formal events.
by Bobby42
Sat Mar 15, 2025 3:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption
Replies: 22
Views: 2929

Re: Caption

Roux wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:10 pm Image
Bravo. Why shouldn't he be happy?
by Bobby42
Mon Feb 10, 2025 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bowl game thread.
Replies: 54
Views: 9729

Re: Super Bowl game thread.

Mahomes isn't flopping.
-B42
by Bobby42
Thu Feb 06, 2025 10:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SUPER BOWL LIX, CALL IT!
Replies: 17
Views: 3213

Re: SUPER BOWL LIX, CALL IT!

KC 31 Philly 17

While I despise "Flop" Mahomes and the Chiefs and the notion of a 3-pete is nauseating, they have the officials on the payroll and Taylor Swift providing the team incentives.
by Bobby42
Wed Jan 01, 2025 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2025
Replies: 3
Views: 423

2025

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Have a great year!

B42
by Bobby42
Sun Dec 29, 2024 4:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greg Gumble has died
Replies: 14
Views: 1168

Re: Greg Gumble has died

Much more respect for Greg Gumble than for his idiot brother Bryant.
by Bobby42
Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-28-24
Replies: 24
Views: 2340

Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-28-24

https://resize.elle.fr/article/var/plain_site/storage/images/loisirs/cinema/news/messageres-de-guerre-l-histoire-vraie-derriere-le-film-netflix-avec-kerry-washington/103490671-1-fre-FR/Messageres-de-guerre-l-histoire-vraie-derriere-le-film-Netflix-avec-Kerry-Washington.jpg Checked out The Six Tripl...
by Bobby42
Tue Oct 29, 2024 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Knockers!
Replies: 11
Views: 1941

Re: What Knockers!

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by Bobby42
Sat Oct 26, 2024 12:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Nifty to be Fifty
Replies: 22
Views: 3981

Re: It's Nifty to be Fifty

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Enjoy
by Bobby42
Thu Oct 24, 2024 10:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ballot secrets
Replies: 16
Views: 2283

Ballot secrets

Mailed in my absentee ballot the other day. While I am not going to tell you who I voted for POTUS, here is my rationale: what party has been in the White House 12 out of the past 16 years? Were you better off than those four years? BTW. Please do not disclose this to my wife. We stood in line toget...
by Bobby42
Thu Oct 24, 2024 10:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My neighbor was arrested yesterday
Replies: 15
Views: 2219

Re: My neighbor was arrested yesterday

What's the skinny?
by Bobby42
Mon Sep 16, 2024 9:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tito goes tits up
Replies: 2
Views: 362

Re: Tito goes tits up

Michael carried him.
by Bobby42
Sun Sep 15, 2024 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breaking…shots fired in vicinity of Trump
Replies: 45
Views: 4661

Re: Breaking…shots fired in vicinity of Trump

kcdave wrote: Sun Sep 15, 2024 8:09 pm Stop being such a lying, narcissistic, ass hole, and people won't try so hard to kill your ignorant orange ass.
That said, people really need to stop. As much as I hate the cock sucker, I can see a civil war breaking out if he was shot down dead.
Add a dose of Anarchy in there, too.
by Bobby42
Thu Sep 12, 2024 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tyreek Hill
Replies: 11
Views: 1389

Re: Tyreek Hill

kcdave wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:21 am I guess that's about as close as you will ever get to
acknowledging when a nog expresses nog characteristics therefore
earning the nog moniker.
There you have it in a nutshell. If you act or perform that way, then you shall be known, or type classed that way.

Represent means you.
by Bobby42
Thu Sep 12, 2024 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Main Clown
Replies: 41
Views: 4767

Re: The Main Clown

Was he ever supposed to have creditability?
by Bobby42
Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Force is no longer with him
Replies: 20
Views: 2220

Re: The Force is no longer with him

Sven Golly wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:01 pm
It should be "No, I was your father."
"No, I am your father."
by Bobby42
Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tyreek Hill
Replies: 11
Views: 1389

Re: Tyreek Hill

Attitudes on both sides here - Hill’s response and the officer’s reaction, who then lose their composure. It then becomes a matter of ego. First, of all. Cooperate. Comply with officer and roll down the window. Take the citation and move on. Don’t try to be cute. To the officers – deescalate the sit...
by Bobby42
Tue Sep 10, 2024 1:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meatwallet job security
Replies: 4
Views: 580

Re: Meatwallet job security

Folks take seat belts too seriously.
by Bobby42
Mon Sep 09, 2024 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Force is no longer with him
Replies: 20
Views: 2220

Re: The Force is no longer with him

"People will come, Ray. People will most definitely come."

Definitely a legend.
by Bobby42
Mon Sep 09, 2024 4:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you're not doing it now...
Replies: 6
Views: 789

Re: If you're not doing it now...

I will add that you should do it while you still have the physical capacity to do so. At one point, I was a 3x marathon finisher, 3x half Ironman finisher, had completed an ultramarathon, and was trying to build up to a full Ironman. While running around the LSU lakes, I felt a pain in my hip, I th...
by Bobby42
Mon Sep 09, 2024 4:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you're not doing it now...
Replies: 6
Views: 789

Re: If you're not doing it now...

I made it to 85. Prostate cancer and it is spreading. Had a couple falls, walk with a cane, a walker at night. My pipe dream for years was to do a thru-hike of the AT. I did some section hiking back in healthier times. I realize my road is short, but still glad to be on the good side of the grass. ...
by Bobby42
Sun Sep 08, 2024 10:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you're not doing it now...
Replies: 6
Views: 789

If you're not doing it now...

If you're not doing it now, you'll probably won’t be doing it later. Seize the day, get off your ass and get started. So much of the time we're waiting for the big opportunity. It's about: “I’m going to do this” or “I’m going to travel” or otherwise waiting for that special moment when you can final...
by Bobby42
Sat Sep 07, 2024 8:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It seems Michigan is no longer cheating
Replies: 6
Views: 828

It seems Michigan is no longer cheating

It’s not as easy when you don’t know what the opponent is going to do in advance. Gary Moeller would say: "Where's my bar tab?" Lloyd Carr would say: "Well, fellas. The chickens have come home to roost." Rich Rodriguez would say: "You, talking to me?" Brady Hoke: [Choke...
by Bobby42
Thu Sep 05, 2024 10:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: First things to do in a hotel room
Replies: 13
Views: 1944

First things to do in a hotel room

Give yourself time to look over your room before going out; before getting shitfaced and not caring about the filth you’re diving into late night or early morning. Black light that bed immediately. Lysol the heck outta of the TV remote. Don’t place anything on the floor; elevate your luggage, shoes,...
by Bobby42
Mon Sep 02, 2024 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I owe my Trump-supporting friends an apology
Replies: 58
Views: 5025

Re: I owe my Trump-supporting friends an apology

Paragraph breaks are good.
by Bobby42
Sun Sep 01, 2024 12:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blind copy
Replies: 6
Views: 933

Re: Blind copy

Everything blows up when the hidden recipient acknowledges receipt.
by Bobby42
Sat Aug 31, 2024 1:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blind copy
Replies: 6
Views: 933

Re: Blind copy

Meat Head wrote: Fri Aug 30, 2024 9:42 pm
Did someone fuk with you ?
Tried to. Let the person know I trusted them less.
by Bobby42
Fri Aug 30, 2024 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Looking good is the best revenge
Replies: 5
Views: 701

Looking good is the best revenge

Ran into an old girlfriend from a long time ago. She was gorgeous back then. She broke my heart, did me wrong and it took me awhile to get over it. There we were, face-to-face. “Damn” I thought. “What happened to you?” “Hi, Bobby42” she said. “How are you doing? You are looking good.” “So do you.” I...
by Bobby42
Fri Aug 30, 2024 8:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blind copy
Replies: 6
Views: 933

Blind copy

Email for business purposes is the standard, it is convenient, but loaded with pitfalls. There’s very limited use for bcc, a message copy sent to an additional recipient, without the primary recipient being made aware. [added just for you] The only legitimate use is mass emailing when you do not wan...
by Bobby42
Sun Aug 25, 2024 4:19 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: the first AP poll is out
Replies: 7
Views: 3419

Re: the first AP poll is out

Defending champs Michigan at #9 and look at the rest of the BIG10. There will never be a better time for tOSU.
by Bobby42
Sun Aug 25, 2024 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wood you?
Replies: 6
Views: 800

Re: Wood you?

FiatLux wrote: Sat Aug 24, 2024 7:01 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Aug 24, 2024 6:50 pm Are they real chicks? If so, the answer is yes.

Who are they?
FiatLux wrote: Sat Aug 24, 2024 5:20 pm banging the President's sisters.

Meena and Maya Harris
They would never stop talking!
by Bobby42
Sat Aug 24, 2024 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RFK, Jr. endorses Trump
Replies: 81
Views: 7949

Re: RFK, Jr. endorses Trump

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Tonight, in Arizona.

"Thanks, Bobby. See you later."
by Bobby42
Fri Aug 23, 2024 7:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RFK, Jr. endorses Trump
Replies: 81
Views: 7949

RFK, Jr. endorses Trump

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by Bobby42
Wed Aug 21, 2024 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Phil Donahue died
Replies: 20
Views: 2526

Re: Phil Donahue died

I made this shit famous.
by Bobby42
Tue Aug 20, 2024 6:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Democratic National Convention
Replies: 126
Views: 8982

Re: Democratic National Convention

I slept through the whole damn thing.
by Bobby42
Sun Aug 18, 2024 2:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you support open borders?
Replies: 65
Views: 5326

Re: Do you support open borders?

Sudden Sam wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2024 9:13 pm We have a system for integrating immigrants into the populace.
It's called prison.
by Bobby42
Sat Aug 17, 2024 12:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Q&A from Bobby42
Replies: 10
Views: 1035

Q&A from Bobby42

[Yawn] Slow news day. Here goes.... Q: Why Bobby42? A: I was 42 years old when I started and 24 years ago when Jim Rome’s Smack Chat began. Sixty-six now and I am allegedly wiser. Q: Background – A: I’m a retired cop but that was a different world. Now, I'm a grandfather and that’s the best world. Q...
by Bobby42
Fri Aug 16, 2024 12:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where is…?
Replies: 51
Views: 6985

Re: Where is…?

Biggie wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2024 12:24 am
Bobby42 wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 10:10 pm Where's the love?
B42
Hey dude. Did you get your dick problems squared away?
Concerned?