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- Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: God is trying to kill me....
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1015
Re: God is trying to kill me....
God is trying to kill me....
- Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Yahoo NCAA Tournament Pick 'Em
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3126
Re: Yahoo NCAA Tournament Pick 'Em
Gentlemen, You are all losing sight of what this thread is all about. It's about simple fun and picking winners! Don't let terrorists or the fear of terrorists ruin your lives. Your President chose the winner of this tournament! mgo won the Pick em contest! Give congratulations to mgo and to Preside...
- Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama is Marcus Allen.
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1082
Re: Obama is Marcus Allen.
Remember Always! Barack is God! Kneel before GOD! Repeat this every morning upon waking and repeat again before you lay your head on your pillow! Thank Mr. Bush for making it possible for Barack to easily be elected President! "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." &qu...
- Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: President Teleprompter Thanks Himself
- Replies: 41
- Views: 2718
Re: President Teleprompter Thanks Himself
mvscal wrote:
What a fucking fool. He's almost as stupid as the idiots who voted for him.
We all know that you voted for Barack! We understand that you are just trying to act cool!
You do not need to act cool!
Be Proud that you have knelt before God!
- Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is Barack Hussein Obama the Anti Christ?
- Replies: 78
- Views: 2925
Re: Is Barack Hussein Obama the Anti Christ?
http://sathyasaibaba.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/monkey-god-hanuman.jpg Monkey Gods For Obama... http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/06/oh-brother-hindu-monkey-god-backs.html http://bp0.blogger.com/_L6pDyjqqsvY/SGL1gBJU9WI/AAAAAAAAOmA/FIRP0w_IfOA/s400/monkey+god.JPG http://cm1.theinsider.com/med...
- Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is Barack Hussein Obama the Anti Christ?
- Replies: 78
- Views: 2925
Re: Is Barack Hussein Obama the Anti Christ?
Is Barack Hussein Obama the Anti Christ? NO!! Every night when he is at home he (Obama) reads the Harry Potter books to his oldest daughter Malia. The Anti Christ would not read Harry Potter Books!! According to his wife Michelle he is very romantic. He is not a door opener but he remembers every an...
- Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: well at least----
- Replies: 64
- Views: 2143
Re: well at least----
I'm just happy that we have a POTUS that isn't habitually lying to us or just painful dumb. We have neither and you are pathetically deluded. Obama grants two more lobbyists waivers HOORAAY, CHANGE!!! YAY!! Such a breath of fresh air. *************************************************** Listen to mv...
- Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Request to Obamanize my avatar...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 743
Re: Request to Obamanize my avatar...
Your silly monkey shananigans cannot hurt President Obama. You should learn to respect your President. http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k249/Maccono_2006/obama_full.jpg http://images0.cafepress.com/product/88982780v4_240x240_Front_Color-AshGrey.jpg http://images9.cafepress.com/product/88982739v4_24...
- Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A- Roid
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3368
Re: A- Roid
This is very sad. I used to like the New York Junkies... when they were the Yankees. Clemens - juiced. Petitte - Juiced Giambi - juiced Sheffield - juiced and now A- Rod!! Barack will also clean up baseball.... you just keep your eyes crossed! He will make all bad things good! The Junkies will not b...
- Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Who loves Obama?
- Replies: 0
- Views: 488
Who loves Obama?
That is such a silly question... Everyone loves Obama!! http://hereticdhammasangha.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/obama-girl.jpg http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5573135,00.jpg http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/pictures/LebanonProtestBabe01.jpg http://www.vaniercollege.qc.ca/audiovisual/...
- Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama goes yard...
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1402
Re: Obama goes yard...
He tried it as an intellectual experiment, whereas Bush did it to escape his family and practice hedonistic self-indulgence. Actually there is no evidence that Bush did coke at all. I have heard it said that George Bush did not like cocaine! He just liked it's smell!! Oh, I crack myself up on that ...
- Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama goes yard...
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1402
Re: Obama goes yard...
.m2 Loves Barack! He kneels before Obama!.m2 wrote:... it's nice to finally have a President with a brain.
8 years of the coke machine .... was more than enough.
Love Barack and he will love you! Hate Barack and he will love you even more!!
- Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Troop Surge for Afghanistan
- Replies: 100
- Views: 3806
Re: Troop Surge for Afghanistan
mvscal loves Barack! He kneels before the Great Obama!
Barack will end these wars and will rectify the economy! You must be patient and believe!!
Barack will end these wars and will rectify the economy! You must be patient and believe!!
- Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Troop Surge for Afghanistan
- Replies: 100
- Views: 3806
- Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I hope you are enjoying your new President
- Replies: 2
- Views: 443
I hope you are enjoying your new President
Barack is God!!
Praise GOD!!
Praise GOD!!
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Luther is back...
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1470
Re: Luther is back...
I have always enjoyed Luther van Dross! He helps to get the women into the mood!! Try these next time you are with the chick lady! "Forever, For Always, For Love" and this one for sure helps the ladies get their grooves on! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRGU0YF7g6g http://www.youtube.com/...
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mandatory reading for everybody
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2270
Re: Mandatory reading for everybody
I recommend that all of you read "The Four Agreements" by Don Miguel Ruiz and Don Jose Ruiz. 1. Be Impeccable With Your Word Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction o...
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Aretha Franklin's Hat
- Replies: 62
- Views: 4724
Re: Aretha Franklin's Hat
Aretha Franklin gives me wood!!
Barack is GOD!
Don't mess with GOD!!!
Barack is GOD!
Don't mess with GOD!!!
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Gran Torino
- Replies: 5
- Views: 478
Re: Gran Torino
The 70s had some great cars!!
They just don't make cars like this anymore!!
Barack is GOD!!
Don't mess with GOD!!
They just don't make cars like this anymore!!
Barack is GOD!!
Don't mess with GOD!!
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACK the Inauguration!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1070
Re: RACK the Inauguration!
Do not listen to Ron Dickless!
OBAMA IS GOD!!! DO NOT MESS WITH GOD!!!
OBAMA IS GOD!!! DO NOT MESS WITH GOD!!!
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama's first executive order
- Replies: 112
- Views: 7525
Re: Obama's first executive order
Obama is GOD!
DO NOT MESS WITH GOD!!!
DO NOT MESS WITH GOD!!!
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It is a joyous day
- Replies: 2
- Views: 512
It is a joyous day
The People have spoken. The Democrats have power in the Senate, The Congress and the Office of the President of the United States. There is no more need for worry, no more need for fret. Peace will reign on the U.S. The troops will be coming home soon. Our economy will be balanced. Rich people will ...
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: After celebrating tonight. One last comment. For mvscal.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 737
Re: After celebrating tonight. One last comment. For mvscal.
Radio Fan,
Obama loves you!
Obama loves you!
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The world is watching this election
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2590
Re: The world is watching this election
America is now an Obamanation!
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: After celebrating tonight. One last comment. For mvscal.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 737
Re: After celebrating tonight. One last comment. For mvscal.
Q, West Coast Style,
Do not fight with this man!
Learn to love him!
Otherwise, he may cut off your testicles and eat them!!
and that is not good for either of you!
Do not fight with this man!
Learn to love him!
Otherwise, he may cut off your testicles and eat them!!
and that is not good for either of you!
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Change quotes and lyrics...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 425
Change quotes and lyrics...
I still don't know what I was waiting for And my time was running wild A million dead-end streets Every time I thought I'd got it made It seemed the taste was not so sweet So I turned myself to face me But I've never caught a glimpse Of how the others must see the faker I'm much too fast to take tha...
- Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody believe he actually gave a shit?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 678
Re: Anybody believe he actually gave a shit?
Rasputin, you are a man of GOD. You are a Holy Man!
In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher.
Enjoy your new President!
In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher.
Enjoy your new President!
- Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody believe he actually gave a shit?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 678
Re: Anybody believe he actually gave a shit?
You are all so negative! BELIEVE IN GOD!! CHANGE IS COMING SOON! The Grandmother of GOD has now entered into death, in spite of the great variety of karmas she may have accumulated, if she made a special effort to generate a virtuous state of mind, she may have strengthened and activated a virtuous ...
- Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: check out my hot friend
- Replies: 49
- Views: 3923
Re: check out my hot friend
Jess is truly enlightened!
She is a beautiful creature!
jtr, your star will shine for many years!!
She is a beautiful creature!
jtr, your star will shine for many years!!
- Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What will Black people do
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3844
Re: What will Black people do
Barack is not a black man. The woman who gave birth to him was a white woman. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Hanumantha.jpg Barack Obama (as you know him) was born 1961-08-04 in Honolulu, Hawaii. Also used the name Barry Soetoro when he lived in Indonesia between 1967 and 1971 as a ch...
- Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Who will be the next president? - T1B poll
- Replies: 69
- Views: 4343
Re: Who will be the next president? - T1B poll
Barack is GOD. GOD will be the next President of the United States! Sing his praises! Sing his praises! Shout his name! GOD will make the angry man smile! GOD will set this country on the right path! The support of the Indian Americans to Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama is steadily risi...
- Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) PRAISE Barack Obama!! (!)
- Replies: 15
- Views: 572
(!) PRAISE Barack Obama!! (!)
Praise the Messiah!! He is the chosen one! "... a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany ... and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama" - Barack Obama Lebanon, New Hampshire. Januar...
- Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This election sure is bringing 'em out isn't it?
- Replies: 32
- Views: 1693
- Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This election sure is bringing 'em out isn't it?
- Replies: 32
- Views: 1693
Re: This election sure is bringing 'em out isn't it?
It only seems fair. Obama gets the lefty loonies and the black racists. McCain gets the righty loonies and the white racists. The sane peeps are disgusted with both candidates, but have no real choice. Barack is not a Black man! His mother, who gave him birth was white! http://img.timeinc.net/time/...
- Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I have decided to endorse
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2442
Re: I have decided to endorse
John McCain is the Devil!
Sarah Palin is his mistress in Hell!
Sarah Palin is his mistress in Hell!
- Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 729
Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed!
Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been exposed! These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they’re also getting more inventive… http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/obama-kidn...
- Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another Republican Endorses Obama
- Replies: 5
- Views: 437
Re: Another Republican Endorses Obama
Barack is GOD!
Kneel before GOD!
Kneel before GOD!
- Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: mvscal can resign himself to an Obama presidency by...
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1470
Re: mvscal can resign himself to an Obama presidency by...
Barack is GOD! Kneel before GOD!