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Yes, I see what you did, Kid...oh wait, I'm Marcus Welby. Never mind, dammit, and please disregard this post.

Does anyone else think it's appropriate that Kid Nashville chose a trolling nic of Dee's Nutz and was too stupid to include the apostrophe?

I don't believe your asshole could withstand two of Jay in Phoenix, but that's just my medical opinion.

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Marcus Welby MD

Dee, Dee, Dee....you have apparently forgotten the conversation we had in my office. Remember, Dee, before posting anything at T1B you should grab ears-pull hard. Doing so might save you a bit of embarrassment. Well, probably not, but it's a last ditch effort on my part to lend you a helping hand. I...

This idiot apparently thinks that everyone is Jay in Phoenix. Psychology is not my field of expertise but I think Dee might be suffering from an unhealthy obsession.

Yes, Dee, that's the sphere we used to measure your rectum and, yes, you can keep it. There's not enough latex in the office to get anyone here to touch it again. Merry Christmas.

Yes, Jay, the rectal-cranial inversion (commonly referred to as 'head up ass syndrome') is a very delicate procedure and I sometimes think that the time honored remedy of having the patient grab his ears and pull hard is still the best treatment for this malady. Something I failed to mention from th...

I'm not sure how you obtained a picture of Dee post lobotomy but, since you have it, I'll give you a few more details. The procedure was obviously unsuccessful, as this patient continues to demonstrate a disillusioned view of his self worth and of the reality around him. For what it's worth, what we...

I would prescribe blue ointment for this m2 condition and strongly suggest that you refrain from any further contact with this skank troll.
WolverineSteve: Don't forget that you're scheduled for surgery on Monday morning to have m2's tiny cock removed from your mouth.

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Marcus Welby MD

NO RUNNING! Single file and no pushing. Go through the first door on your right and the nurse will give everyone a shot. There's plenty of penicillin so there's no need for a stampede. And no, you cannot catch anything from using the public restroom. Thank you. I am.... Marcus Welby MD T1B Health Ca...

That's a very astute analysis, Mr. Crimson, and one that concurs with my own. My diagnosis for m2 is a sad one indeed. You see, m2 is a very low functioning individual who has been in and out of sheltered workshops for the past decade. In fact, it was in a sheltered workshop that he learned to make ...

To: Dinsdale From: Marcus Welby MD The radiologists have informed me that your recent x-rays have resulted in an amazing discovery. Your initial self diagnosis that Mace's boots were firmly implanted in your rectum has proven to be an accurate diagnosis.....and that's the GOOD news. The bad news is ...

Uhhh, Velo.....I think it's time for you to stop by the office to have your meds adjusted.

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Marcus Welby MD



Many Racks to velo.

Mace

AP, don't forget your 8:00 A.M. appointment tomorrow. We've got to get your asshole stitched up before you bleed to death.

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Marcus Welby MD

Seriously, dude....you should take Jay's advice and just bail out of this.

Bwa... The planets and the stars have aligned, how else to explain an exquisitely timed MW blast? So, Marcus, how's the job search going? Job search? I'm working full time on the Tony Snow and mvscal cases, War Wagon, so there's no need to look for other employment. Btw, the male nurses tell me tha...

Just a quick update on Mr. Snow. We've successfully removed his head from his ass and he is undergoing further testing. We are also running tests to see if the cancer has spread to mvscal's nose and tongue. I think he'll need your T&P's.

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Marcus Welby MD

Well, let me see. I was fresh out of med school and living in Chicago at the time, when I met Luther, a young cop assigned to Elliot Ness' Untouchables, and we hung out at an Irish pub to celebrate the end of Prohibition.

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Marcus Welby MD

stick it up your fucking ass, doc. i will piss down your throat after i beat your face in with my erect cock that your wife just sucked after I made her assfuck your dog with a dildo. twice. Dear Mr. Bag, I think it would be in your best interest to find a non-violent way to work off your aggressio...

It's my very professional opinion that this young man needs a referral to Dr. Derron's anger management class. I am.... Marcus Welby MD Dr. Welby, while I have admired your work for many years now, it is my not-so-humble opinion, that a visit to the good Doctor Crookfinger would solve both Doucheba...

i just got back from the batting cages where i took out aggression for about 2 straight hours. i was tagging balls up the middle, pulling them to the left, and aimed for the hole in the netting so i could take out a miniature golfer on hole 9. then i thought of this place and go so fucking pissed i...

It's funny that this genetic predisposition topic would arise because I was just laughing.....errr.....discussing with my staff (and a few patients who needed a good chuckle) about the mvscal family's genetic predisposition for having short cocks. I've been their family physician for the past three ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/felixdcat/thisisyourlife.jpg Needless to Jesus could not have been a n..igger. N..igger Jesus would have robbed the money changers at knife point, raped Mary Magdelene and had one of his boys bust a cap in Judas for dropping dime on him. Using your rationale, h...

Another desperate PC faggot steps up to the plate to melt down on behalf of all those poor "oppressed and downtrodden" Dr. Detroits. Good job, clown. "PC faggot"? Is it because I had my finger up your ass a couple of hours ago? Relax, dude, you enjoyed it much more than I did. O...

Good going, mvscal, you wore them down. I wore them down?!? I don't think so. Maybe people are just sick and fucking tired of seeing a bunch of fuckheaded pieces of motherfucking n..igger shit run this country straight into the fucking toilet. Who is really the problem here? Me, the mean old "...

I've conducted a thorough mental and physical examination of mvscal in an attempt to determine the root cause of his hatred of African-Americans and have come to the conclusion that he is a man of above average intelligence whose hatred of Blacks stems from one issue........ ......Penis Envy. I am.....