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by Jesus H. Christ
Fri Jan 10, 2025 3:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2025
Replies: 52
Views: 14981

Re: Death Pool 2025

Michelle Obama, ex 1st lady, accident, June
Dmitry Medvedev, Putin’s 2nd hand man, fall from high window, february
Diana Ross, singer, cancer, December
Donald Trump, big shot, “accident”, October
Chaka Khan, celeb, diabetes, August
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Dec 24, 2024 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jumping Jesus, Christmas Suxx!
Replies: 14
Views: 777

Re: Jumping Jesus, Christmas Suxx!

I am sitting jesus.

bless all thy fecal extrusions this holy season.
by Jesus H. Christ
Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Xmas Thoughts
Replies: 32
Views: 3240

Re: My Xmas Thoughts

The only thing in my post about you EAP, was the alan Jackson part.

It is not about you.
by Jesus H. Christ
Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Xmas Thoughts
Replies: 32
Views: 3240

Re: My Xmas Thoughts

First of all folks, let's look at things in real perspective and context. Think space man: This universe we can see so far is like, big. Here is one tiny slice, near view http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/cms/cpg15x/albums/scaled_cache/m14a01_17-628x300.jpg Look at all those fukkin' galaxies. Each one wi...
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Xmas Thoughts
Replies: 32
Views: 3240

My Xmas Thoughts

I've been watching all you sick bastards masturbate and think carnal thoughts. Those who say they don't or they quit are liars. You will go to hell, repent now or be forced to read .net forever. You can't hide this shit form me. I hope the reindeer don't fuck up Christmas for santa and the kids like...
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beat Off
Replies: 364
Views: 18009

Re: Beat Off

It's not mine.
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Parting shots
Replies: 55
Views: 4118

Re: Parting shots

Dinsdale wrote:... when you violate an oath you SWORE to?
... to which you swore.

Jesus H. Christ.
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jesus has returned.
Replies: 9
Views: 1868

Re: Jesus has returned.

I don't think so.
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon May 19, 2008 4:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Countdown...
Replies: 4
Views: 1151

Re: Countdown...

Make your time.
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oh shit and christ
Replies: 4
Views: 790

Oh shit and christ

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oh god
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 10
Views: 811

Re: Joke

God and god want this thread to kept alive.
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri May 04, 2007 3:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godspeed Wally Schirra
Replies: 7
Views: 1715

I give you....

Shooting Stars ! ! !

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in his honor.
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 10148

douchbag, have you tried much to come to know Jesus yet?
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Here's what we know so far:
Replies: 72
Views: 6349

Arch Angel wrote:I have been gone for awhile, where is shutyomouth?
If he were up your ass you'd know it. Or not.
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Was Jesus resurrected?
Replies: 80
Views: 5526

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by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Caption (BB) (G)danger(G)
Replies: 39
Views: 4553

Headhunter wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:what's the purpose of doing this to Cinder?
It's a fucking smackboard you ridiculous slunt.
She's just askin' for it.

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Mary
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Theories About Christmas
Replies: 55
Views: 3517

Rack the "hell" out of 88 Got the story pretty right and has the good spirit! Bobby42 nice take. I'll use it at our next production planning meeting! (with the pic)! Wolfman. Allways a solid "old experienced guy like me" take. Doug: Which version? But rack you anyway. Mikey: Just...
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Closer Look At The Global Warming Deniers
Replies: 26
Views: 1759

You know, I was scrolling through all of the forums at this joint seeing if anything new had been added, and what do you know? I spotted a Political Forum. Should we ask Santa to bring you a bigger frontal lobe for the holidays? Or maybe some fucking eye glasses? yes and sometimes when there's a mi...
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An Inconvenient Truth
Replies: 96
Views: 6922

Re: An Inconvenient Truth

Bizzarofelice wrote:
88 wrote:Scientists suck at predicting future climate events.
88 sucks at logic but excells at rehashing shit he finds on right wing web sites.
And you spell real good.


Jesus.
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment- NOW!
Replies: 32
Views: 2802

Careful what you ask for people.

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Mrs. Bill in the wings
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Wedding Disasters(!)
Replies: 2
Views: 478

When the groom sees her tits this way, he'll be sorry he married her.




I can say stuff like that.
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 44 today!!
Replies: 15
Views: 1136

jtr wrote:one piece of advice: the less chinese food you eat the more plesant, if possible, the colonics will be.


What about pizza?



huh?
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)How did you "make your bones" on T1B...(!)
Replies: 61
Views: 4171

Bless all you fukkers.
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Israel targets Christian neighbourhoods.
Replies: 46
Views: 2963

:meds:
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's TIME for the weekend
Replies: 16
Views: 1155

pray for your soul
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Choo Choo
Replies: 95
Views: 5917

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3, 3, 3, 3, 3...

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Ken
by Jesus H. Christ
Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: so the U.S. isnt the best at soccer,
Replies: 27
Views: 2342

game 1 for the US in 2006 had a rating of 2.3. Soccer will never matter in this sport because Americas best athletes dont play soccer, the captain wouldnt be 5-8 and a 143 ponds if the US actually gave a shit about soccer. Would the captain have breasts as large as those on the female in your avata...
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pittsburgh
Replies: 13
Views: 1016

Any inside tips on where I might get some easy pussy?
by Jesus H. Christ
Wed May 03, 2006 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what would happen if all black people dd not go to work?
Replies: 32
Views: 2281

who are these souls?

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by Jesus H. Christ
Wed May 03, 2006 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earl Woods...DEAD!
Replies: 13
Views: 974

Yes his afro decent brought Tiger the physical stamina he needs to be a champion. Of course his mother gives the inner focus and mental power of the oriental.

In the end you're all mine.
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sloganize Your Name
Replies: 57
Views: 4361

Felix wrote:"The Felix That Eats Like A Meal......"

wtf
Hey Felix, I'll be in Sandpoint this weekend, wanna I stop by for a Cold one?
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: _why do Mexicans wave the flag?
Replies: 138
Views: 9635

Risa wrote:
...the threat of the mark of the beast with a national identification system is also real...

Sometimes your posts are the mark of the beast upon threads.
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:59 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: RtS whines again
Replies: 38
Views: 4421

give me call roger