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You bumped a three month old thread to say you're in someone else's dome?

That plan didn't go as smooth as a red rocket up your lubed dimehole, did it?

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KC Scott wrote:
Maybe he thought he was getting close to converting a couple

Waste of time on his part. Goobs is too old to go straight at this point.

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We all thank you for the delightful gift.

It's non toxic and edible. That means when we continue to shit in your waiting and willing mouth, at least it will look like Skittles. Fun

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Sudden Sam wrote:For Screwy:

...so his girlfriend has something to hold on to while she's dropping her balls in his mouth?

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Now I've gotta get back to work, I'm training a new helper http://i1159.photobucket.com/albums/p622/drtrollalot/helper_zps2vgqcmw1.png Have fun. Do yourself a favor and don't go down on her. I took that little trollop to my pen last week. Let's just say I'm into switching holes and she's not into k...

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He likes it. Goober has a heart-on for the rough stuff.

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Actually...it kind of has been a pleasure of mine. Call me

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You could do me a favor and Febreze your lady parts. I mean, fuck. I'm always slotted behind you on the big ride. You think year after year of your unkept gash wafting through the cold air up my nose has been a pleasure of mine? Seriously. It smells like spoiled lunch meat boiled in piss. That's not...

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BSmack wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
BSmack wrote:

Darwin wins.
How green of you....recycling a Whitney Houston meme.
Wrong drug.

You have to forgive Diego. His drug knowledge doesn't extend past crushing up roofies to fit into juice boxes.

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Mikey wrote:San Bernardino?

Sweet. Less coal in sleigh this year. That stuff gets heavy.

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Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:
Cupid wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Ibuprofen is an anti-inflammatory, not a pain pill per se. It will probably help if your pain is coming from an inflammation.
Using medication properly isn't how Rodger *ahem* rolls.
And you would know this how?

Shit head.

What is it about opiate abusers that makes them so sensitive?

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Dasher wrote:
Speaking of #2, expect a few extra logs on your fireplace from Yours Truly this year, if you know what I mean.

He's probably going to pick up our berry sized droppings and save them for Halloween to give to the colored kids.

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Hey doubleSeater, is there a reason when you hear "airport blowjob" you automatically assume "men's room"?

Care to share? Actually don't. Just be happy your McMansion has a closet big enough for you to fit

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Goober McTuber wrote:Ibuprofen is an anti-inflammatory, not a pain pill per se. It will probably help if your pain is coming from an inflammation.

Using medication properly isn't how Rodger *ahem* rolls.

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Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: And the reindeer queefs, you were never funny.

I'll go with that. A reindeer queef is far stronger and smellier than a human one. Sometimes they attract bears.

Of course that could just be Vixen's rancid snatch.

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Mancave in the District, futon for a bed, Cost three grand a month to lay his dumb head. The cracks in the ceiling looked down where he lay, Eight flights of neighbors will crash through one day. His hovel a castle, that what he will think. No women come by, people think he’s a twink. He puffs out h...

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What sucks worse is .....reading your shit posts about your shit body making your shit life even shittier. Spare us the charade on being drug free you crippled freak. Remember, the big guy knows you are sleeping. It's not hard. You're always so doped up you could throw a dart at a clock and we'll l...

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Q. How do you keep your children safe this holiday season?

A. Send Diego a bottle of Jergens and this pic.

He'll be off the streets for years

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I saw Mrs R-Jack sucking her trainers balls Underneath the squat rack last night Her husband is such a creep She went to the gym to get dicked deep While he bored T1B half to sleep Then he bent Ms R-Jack over the handlebars Blew a load on her back so snowy white Oh what a site it would've been If R-...

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Tarding up the boards While his forklift sits at bay Off his daughter goes Texting all the way Nothing left to do Craving it on sight What fun it is for Wags to drink A twelve pack of Bud Light Oh, shitty beer, shitty beer Wags drinking again Oh, how does he get trashed On an ABV of one point ten Sh...

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Look at Wags all full of Utah-grade beer and bravado. Do you even get drunk off that crap? I remember giving Blitzen some elf shit in a pan and told him it was the boss's "medicinal" brownies. He ate them up and kept saying "oh I'm so stoned. I've never been this wasted in my life&quo...

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12/24/09 - Never Forget. Don't worry. When fatass flys over your shithole inbreeding factory without thinking about stopping this year, it won't be because anyone forgot. I'm sure all this crybaby bullshit has you on the boss's naughty list. Remember that on Christmas morning when your kids are ope...

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Gift time for AP

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Atomic Punk wrote:ideas concerning content for TVO's upcoming thread,

I have one. Kill yourself.

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Shut the fuck up, you stupid dunce. Why don't you go clack out some more takes on "messicans" or the "gubmint." You think that shit is so cute, don't you? You make me fucking sick. You are without question the most inane, humorless, fuckwitted cockslap in the history of history. ...

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Oh MAN, you guys are funny. Dead reindeer pics. Who'd have EVER thought to try that? So clever. So original. It's great because the dead reindeer symbolize us, right? And the hunter symbolizes one of you shooting us, right? The humor is smart and subtle, but alas, I see what you did there. Soooo good.

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trev wrote:She's a big dufus as of late. Still no reason for the hate.

I see where this is headed mate. My fuzzy cock you should fellate.

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Cupid, for starters, I love the fact that she bothers you. She bothers me because I'm trying to get you to admit that you want to lick her twat? I'm a reindeer, you stupid bitch. We don't have cable in the North Pole, and we don't concern ourselves with American Politics. I didn't even know who she...

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Come, tell us more about this... fascination ...you have with Sarah Palin. What is it about her specifically that you admire so much? And please, don't hold back. We're all friends here, talking about our colleges and junk like that. If you and Sarah got to hang out for a day, what do you suppose yo...

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trev: a piece of meat that's not dinner
trev: sober by noon

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Paul: american history book
Paul: coaster (the american history book)
War Wagon: sense of entitlement. wait.....we gave that in '78.
Indyfrisco: portable tv so he can watch tv when he moves from one tv to another tv
LTS TRN 2: re-gift from trev
Toddowen: self of steam

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AP - actual stockings

Wolfman - 15 bucks

Bsmack - an invoice for 15 bucks

trev - something interesting to say

YAFJ - a vile of Tony Romo's ass sweat

Derron - a book. any book.

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Dinsdale has been reduced to a sad little mess; an unfunny caricature of himself. But if you add a bunch of extra words for emphasis like "reallyreallyreally" and a bunch of spacing like this; and throw in a "umm, did I seriously just read that? PLEASE tell me I didn't just read that....

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Did Slasher get rendered? He'll be here. He had to help the Boss oversee production on a large order of anatomically correct dolls coming from Seattle PD precincts. You know anything about that you sick fuck? Of course you do. You have caused a shitload of headaches for us folks up north asshole. B...

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D- O Tavern Skank! O Tavern Skank! Thy last call is apporaching; O Tavern Skank! O Tavern Skank! Thy last call is apporaching; We’ll be at my place by 2 AM, I hope you are down to go ATM. O Tavern Skank! O Tavern Skank! Thy last call is apporaching! O Tavern Skank! O Tavern Skank! Much pleasure tho...

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Another Holliday season is upon us. Good tidings will not be had by all. One group of homos in particular come to mind. It’s a pileup, busy pileup Fighting for a loose ball In the scrum Someone’s feeling Your manhood Lineman laughing Hands are passing Well below the beltline And everyone at Arrowhea...

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In honor of St. Pats.....

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Barf - your choice in freinds is questionable at best. I know they're female (at least that's the claim) , and they Chat with you and shit, but ask yourself this - do these seem like the actions of somebody you want trust? do you think them fucking up this board, the psychotic shit Katy, otis and LV...

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BarFlie wrote:
MadRussian wrote:Why isn't KC Scott an admin anymore?
him acting in an unprofessional manner as admin maybe?

I didn't know Admins were professionals?

I guess there's a few dude's expecting some back pay.

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Katy,

You thought the RadioFan family trolls was a good idea.

'nuff said.

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