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by Mr. Belvedere
Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lindsay Lohan deserves to be in jail
Replies: 97
Views: 6436

Re: Lindsay Lohan deserves to be in jail

So much beauty .... so wasted. Yes. What a shame that we might be denied the opportunity to prostrate ourselves before celebrity hype. :meds: I wish it was Sept. 12th 2001 all over again, when nobody gave a shit about petulant movie "stars" and talentless, puffed-up PR machine creations. ...
by Mr. Belvedere
Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A challenge for battery chucka one
Replies: 9
Views: 829

Butt Fuckah One has always been one of the worst festereing pussies on the entire fucking interwebs.
by Mr. Belvedere
Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot...Iraqi end game predictions
Replies: 110
Views: 7739

you know, the fact that none of you got the Clubber Lang reference just shows what a bunch of retarded faggots you all are.
by Mr. Belvedere
Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Irrelevant News Dept: LesbianGang Scare Slightly Exaggerated
Replies: 9
Views: 1302

I heard about those lesbian gangs. I think they're using the name Militia Etheridge.
by Mr. Belvedere
Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot...Iraqi end game predictions
Replies: 110
Views: 7739

Prediction: Iraq will be partitioned, into Sunni, Shiite, and Kurd sections. The Shiites section will end up absorbed by Iran, and the Kurd section will be threatened by Turkey. All three sections will be utter shitholes - like all of Afghanistan is now. The US will stave off a Turkish invasion, an...
by Mr. Belvedere
Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Seven Seven O Seven
Replies: 6
Views: 656

Re: Seven Seven O Seven

July 7, 2007....... This is probably the luckiest alignment of numbers for the this decade . Make the most of this day being that seven is prevalent today. If your feeling lucky, then today is your day....... I'm writing a brief for a matter next Wednesday, opposing counsel is a Harvard grad and I ...
by Mr. Belvedere
Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Direct TV gal got on my nerves
Replies: 7
Views: 1276

Re: Direct TV gal got on my nerves

I've called them before, not that often, but this time took about an hour to answer my question. I called and asked them about the sportspack, specifically channel 651 which is FSN Northwest. On their website it says this channel is the home to both the Portland Trailblazers and also the Seattle Su...
by Mr. Belvedere
Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: and on the 7th day, he rested
Replies: 67
Views: 3719

This is flat out hilarious....... Those damn President's just love them criminals. That doggone Clinton had 400+ buddies and so did Uncle Ronnie, That damn Tricky Dick and Bushman42 had some special faves as well. Just how fucking stupid are these people? and to add the icing, Hillary actually open...
by Mr. Belvedere
Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: more sadness---this time from Iraq {G}
Replies: 30
Views: 2599

Notice how all attacks in Iraq are now reported as being the work of "Al Queda"? No more "insurgency"... No more "Baathist dead-enders"... No more "Mahdi Army"... ...it's all Al Queda...all the time. It works every time on you people. You know what's fucking ...
by Mr. Belvedere
Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: and on the 7th day, he rested
Replies: 67
Views: 3719

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., said Bush's decision showed the president "condones criminal conduct." This is flat out hilarious....... Those damn President's just love them criminals. That doggone Clinton had 400+ buddies and so did Uncle Ronnie, That damn Tricky Dick and Bushman4...
by Mr. Belvedere
Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Roswell deathbed confession
Replies: 21
Views: 2539

Come on, if this were a real affidavit do you think the guy would use emoticons in it? Get real guy.
by Mr. Belvedere
Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear President Bush,
Replies: 65
Views: 3391

May not agree with you for the same reasons jack but I agree. Close the fucking border for these reasons. 1 Nobody should be entering the country without the governments knowledge. 2 A bunch of immigrants comming drives down wages for American citizens. 3 Potential for Weapons coming in. 4 Drugs com...
by Mr. Belvedere
Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" free speech? Nope.
Replies: 29
Views: 2947

Re: "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" free speech? Nope.

RadioFan wrote:Good job, idiots.
On the positive side of this, they just made it harder for the bible thumpers to try and force their bullshit into public school.
by Mr. Belvedere
Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tony Soprano: Live or Die?
Replies: 61
Views: 5964

When the DVD comes out for the final season the 3 endings he shot will all be included and he'll let the viewer decide which one they liked the best. The question is whether the other 2 endings also take place in that diner. It's no coincidence that the other Journey song listed there was "any...
by Mr. Belvedere
Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey you shitbag lawyers, should Nifong get disbarred?
Replies: 61
Views: 4139

I think the coach quit but I'm not sure. Nifong isn't the only self absorbed power hungry crooked DA in this country just the only one stupid enough to parade his complete incompetence in front of cameras looking for Bode with the Black Voters in his district. Fuck Him, he's done anyway, he might a...
by Mr. Belvedere
Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G)Petraeus: Heavy Lifting!(G)
Replies: 103
Views: 5660

They passed time for impeachment 5 years ago.
by Mr. Belvedere
Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Un-f**kin' Real!!!!!
Replies: 76
Views: 5024

Well I must admit that seeing as that's what rappers say all the fucking time, it wasn't that much of a stretch. The one on the right has the shittiest chains ever, by the way. I miss the days when MCs wore big fuck-off scorpions and pharoah's heads on an ornate dog lead. They don't know what time ...
by Mr. Belvedere
Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Un-f**kin' Real!!!!!
Replies: 76
Views: 5024

I actually understood what they were saying. They were going on about how ace they were, shilled their record label, and talked about a compilation CD they were on. Don't worry, everyone - at no point did they talk about putting Whitey in a big pot and rubbing his wife's tits. I think they said. &q...
by Mr. Belvedere
Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tony Soprano: Live or Die?
Replies: 61
Views: 5964

verbal wrote:The ending was perfect you whinny bitches.
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by Mr. Belvedere
Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your pet(s)
Replies: 20
Views: 2958

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by Mr. Belvedere
Thu May 24, 2007 11:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Most Ignorant Prudish U.S. City
Replies: 14
Views: 1710

Is this the "Deliverence" thread?
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RANK 'EM
Replies: 27
Views: 2940

I volunteer.
by Mr. Belvedere
Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Talk about your boss/former boss
Replies: 90
Views: 5428

Friggin bible thumper. Were talking "the earth is 6000 years old" kind of thumper. We're talking "noah's ark isn't just a story" kind of thumper". We're talking "the bible is literal" kind of thumper. Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo
by Mr. Belvedere
Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)Oh to be a military investigator....(!)
Replies: 22
Views: 2479

I wish she were my "drill" instructor.
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tonights over/under on dead homeless folks
Replies: 102
Views: 4588

http://www.syracuse.com/flags/332/ne_070114_ap_frozenorange.jpg wow--that's something you don't often see --Cali oranges and ice !! 20 or so years ago my// dad lost a whole big time 3 acre-- orchard of young orange trees un?? der an ice storm that wiped out muc.. h of the citrus crop in the centra ...
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tonights over/under on dead homeless folks
Replies: 102
Views: 4588

PSUFAN wrote:
It's Bush's fault.
Some lightweight lefty really got into your dome, eh?
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by Mr. Belvedere
Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TSUNAMI ADVISORY IN EFFECT FOR THE WEST COAST OF THE U.S.
Replies: 12
Views: 1245

TSUNAMI ADVISORY IN EFFECT FOR THE WEST COAST OF THE U.S.

http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/warnings.php?wfo=mtr&zone=CAZ006&pil=XXXTSUWCA&productType=TSUNAMI%20WARNING EVALUATION A TSUNAMI HAS BEEN GENERATED WHICH COULD CAUSE DAMAGE TO THE WARNED AREA. THEREFORE PERSONS IN LOW-LYING COASTAL AREAS SHOULD BE ALERT TO INSTRUCTIONS FROM THEIR LOCAL EMERGENC...
by Mr. Belvedere
Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Revenge ideas needed
Replies: 57
Views: 4110

Since you have the key to house make sure that after whatever other dispicable acts you have planned for her that you leave her an upper-decker for your grand finale.
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I ate dog last night
Replies: 30
Views: 2016

Made the mistake of spending 4 bucks on the 3 tacos for a buck "taco special" from a street vendor as I was crossing the border wasted from Matamoros, Meheeco back to Brownsville, Tejas back in March of '96. Yep, that's 12 tacos. Finished 11 of 'em before I tapped out. (Before you mistake...
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I ate dog last night
Replies: 30
Views: 2016

Re: I ate dog last night

I'm guessing this could be an A+ SaladTosser thread one day too. Hmmmmmm ....... At any rate, yeah, I chowed down on a little side of hound last evening. My wife, daughter, and I were taken out to eat by a portly little friend of ours, Mr Lim. Lim took us to a supposed 'famous' dog house resaurant ...
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK Colorado Governor Bill Owens
Replies: 30
Views: 2787

Living in a college town, I wind up with clueless, idealistic wingnuts from groups like PETA and Greenpeace on my porch all the time. I can usually smell the kids' patchouli before I even open our front door to see their baja-clad, Caucasian-with-dreadlocks, clipboard-totin' faces. I'm usually poli...
by Mr. Belvedere
Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jay Mohr reportedly marries Nikki Cox
Replies: 13
Views: 1735

I doubt it. From all accounts, even though they're somewhat close, he probably doesn't approve of why Jay's first marriage broke up... the_ouskull Why DID Jay's first marriage break up? I'm guessin that she never got over the fact that Jay called The Jungle during his fucking honeymoon. Of all peop...
by Mr. Belvedere
Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kelly Hu
Replies: 16
Views: 2106

Fatsak wrote:Who?
No, Hu. Fuckin iodot.
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maybe 420's Post had merit - Was Kim's Death Murder ?
Replies: 59
Views: 4169

Mikey wrote:
Mr. Belvedere wrote:

No shit, it's a good thing they don't have snow in Korea.
Tell me you're not serious.
I guess you missed the sarcastic rolleyes.
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm driving into the mountains in a snow storm at tomorrow
Replies: 4
Views: 429

I'm driving into the mountains in a snow storm at tomorrow

I won't be leaving the main highway though.
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maybe 420's Post had merit - Was Kim's Death Murder ?
Replies: 59
Views: 4169

Oh btw, it was a BLM road. That's Federal money!!!
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:42 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I am having a Festivus party tonight......
Replies: 74
Views: 7797

I wish I was there. I'm $$$ when it comes to "the airing of grievences".
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maybe 420's Post had merit - Was Kim's Death Murder ?
Replies: 59
Views: 4169

If you drive 15 miles into the wilderness in winter on a logging road, then try and hike back out for help... well at least the living parent can pass on to the kids the story of "what not to do in adverse conditions if you want to survive" and maybe override the potential inherited tende...
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jeane Kirkpatrick dead
Replies: 9
Views: 851

I hope it's hot enough for her.
by Mr. Belvedere
Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Favorite Franchise Restaurant
Replies: 145
Views: 10250

Good food

Benihana
Velvet Turtle (RIP)

Fast food

KOO KOO ROO
El Pollo loco