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A MODERN DAY MONSTER!!
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/ ... 82013.html
Mysterious disappearances of livestock around a South Florida lake may finally come to an end, after a Mississippi man says he killed what amounts to a modern day monster.
Professional hunting guide Doug Borries reports he shot a 13-foot, 4-inch alligator in the lake and it weighed 905 pounds, according to a Jan. 20 Facebook post.
The alligator was killed in the fall “on private property” — with the owner’s permission — near the city of Okeechobee in Okeechobee County, he told McClatchy News.
“I had no idea the magnitude of how big his body was until we pulled him completely out of the lake,” said Borries.
Photos show the reptile was nearly three times his height, including the tail. “An absolute beast,” he wrote on Facebook.
The alligator was believed to be about 80 years old, he said.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/ ... 82013.html
Mysterious disappearances of livestock around a South Florida lake may finally come to an end, after a Mississippi man says he killed what amounts to a modern day monster.
Professional hunting guide Doug Borries reports he shot a 13-foot, 4-inch alligator in the lake and it weighed 905 pounds, according to a Jan. 20 Facebook post.
The alligator was killed in the fall “on private property” — with the owner’s permission — near the city of Okeechobee in Okeechobee County, he told McClatchy News.
“I had no idea the magnitude of how big his body was until we pulled him completely out of the lake,” said Borries.
Photos show the reptile was nearly three times his height, including the tail. “An absolute beast,” he wrote on Facebook.
The alligator was believed to be about 80 years old, he said.
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You could feed a family of Cajuns for years on that shit.
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Article said it was taking livestock. That is a nuisance.
I am not about killing for the killing, but harvesting a nuisance gator when they are in no way endangered is fine.
I am not about killing for the killing, but harvesting a nuisance gator when they are in no way endangered is fine.
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B.C. fisherman caught a 10 1/2 foot sturgeon.
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Woah!
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Woah!
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Fried gator is outstanding. You don't have to eat it just because you belong to a certain cultural group. But I will admit the Cajuns would likely make the best variety of tasty dishes from it.
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It is possible that the local weather has a factor in the size of gators.Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:46 pm Hold my beer.
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I’ve ridden a 12’ Jon boat next to several gators in the Okefenokee Swamp that were 1-2’ longer than the boat. Seen probably 2-3 on the Ocmulgee River (goes through Macon) that were probably at least that big. Lotta HUGE fucking gators here in GA..
You would think, harsher conditions mean less to eat and therefore smaller critters, but what it actually means is that scrawny ones can't survive an extended cold snap, which you can have in your neck of the woods, but not in Okeechobee. If you want to see another example look at the white tail deer in Tennessee vs the monsters you find in Northern Maine. TN white tails are typically 100 lbs. In Maine they can run 250 or better. Small ones just don't make it through hard winters.
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I'm not a savage. Why would I eat gator?Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:50 pm Gator tastes awesome. Blackened gator is out the fucking roof. Kind of surprised Screwy has never had it - though he doesn’t have a car or a washer or drier, so…
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Because it tastes great?
Reasonably healthy as well. Kind of like chicken, but better.
Reasonably healthy as well. Kind of like chicken, but better.
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Let me guess, you are just spitballing and have no actual clue how biology works.smackaholic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:56 pmIt is possible that the local weather has a factor in the size of gators.Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:46 pm Hold my beer.
Sincerely,
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I’ve ridden a 12’ Jon boat next to several gators in the Okefenokee Swamp that were 1-2’ longer than the boat. Seen probably 2-3 on the Ocmulgee River (goes through Macon) that were probably at least that big. Lotta HUGE fucking gators here in GA..
You would think, harsher conditions mean less to eat and therefore smaller critters, but what it actually means is that scrawny ones can't survive an extended cold snap, which you can have in your neck of the woods, but not in Okeechobee. If you want to see another example look at the white tail deer in Tennessee vs the monsters you find in Northern Maine. TN white tails are typically 100 lbs. In Maine they can run 250 or better. Small ones just don't make it through hard winters.
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I’m thinking it might have something to do with genetics. But then you have to believe in that sort of thing for it to make sense.
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Probably a vegan spunk slurper.Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 2:47 pmAre you a vegetarian?Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 1:48 pmI'm not a savage. Why would I eat gator?Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:50 pm Gator tastes awesome. Blackened gator is out the fucking roof. Kind of surprised Screwy has never had it - though he doesn’t have a car or a washer or drier, so…
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Why are you sorry? Did you want to be one?
(I don't think 'holic is a biologist either, but he seems to be some sort of expert on it)
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Buttsy wrote:I’ve ridden a 12’ Jon boat next to several gators in the Okefenokee Swamp that were 1-2’ longer than the boat.
You're gonna need a bigger boat...
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JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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World's largest freshwater fish captured in Cambodia.
A giant stingray.
661 lbs and 13 feet in length.
You don't eat this?
Maybe Jsc does. :)
A giant stingray.
661 lbs and 13 feet in length.
You don't eat this?
Maybe Jsc does. :)
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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Jun 22, 2022 12:09 am Steve Irwin would stay the fukk away from that thing.
He never should have swallowed the tail.
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It's always a drag when your doggo or grandmother gets hauled into the pond by a huge gator, but the real threat to Florida is the freakish giant snakes--a hybrid of Burmese python and an Indian rock python. These monsters were loosed by irresponsible idiots and have no natural predators and breed like joqqers. Already all sorts of animals are threatened, including deer, raccoons and everything smaller than a Buick.
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North Carolina 'necks spot... a monster.
Alligator, whale -- or Loch Ness Monster?
Alligator, whale -- or Loch Ness Monster?
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#DoomSoftball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:26 pm North Carolina 'necks spot... a monster.
Alligator, whale -- or Loch Ness Monster?
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Honestly don't think it tastes anything like chicken.smackaholic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 2:27 pm Because it tastes great?
Reasonably healthy as well. Kind of like chicken, but better.
I prefer it ground, mixed with ground pork and fat back, garlic, white & black pepper, cayenne, summer savory, marjoram and white wine. Case it, poach it and grill it over a wood fire.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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OK, smartass, tell us how biology works then.Kierland wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 2:45 pmLet me guess, you are just spitballing and have no actual clue how biology works.smackaholic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:56 pmIt is possible that the local weather has a factor in the size of gators.Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:46 pm Hold my beer.
Sincerely,
https://centerforsurfresearch.org/bigge ... r_Recorded
I’ve ridden a 12’ Jon boat next to several gators in the Okefenokee Swamp that were 1-2’ longer than the boat. Seen probably 2-3 on the Ocmulgee River (goes through Macon) that were probably at least that big. Lotta HUGE fucking gators here in GA..
You would think, harsher conditions mean less to eat and therefore smaller critters, but what it actually means is that scrawny ones can't survive an extended cold snap, which you can have in your neck of the woods, but not in Okeechobee. If you want to see another example look at the white tail deer in Tennessee vs the monsters you find in Northern Maine. TN white tails are typically 100 lbs. In Maine they can run 250 or better. Small ones just don't make it through hard winters.
A severe climate means scrawny fukks don't make it through the winter so they don't breed. It is simple evolutionary pressure. It is why northern Maine has big white tails and the south has lots of small ones. No reason why they wouldn't produce the occasional trophy sized one though.
Another good example would be Polar or Grizzly Bears. They are big for a reason.
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Of course it has to do with genes.
The question is why do these genes exist?
The genes exist because they were best suited to a particular environment. If a 100 buck or alligator for that matter, can thrive in an environment, they will pass their genes on to the next generation. They might even out compete larger animals as they can get by on less food. But in an environment where smaller examples freeze to deaf, you end up with big ones.
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Took you long enough to reply.
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Of course the only decent way you know how to fix it is to mash it to bits like it was your keyboard. Vomit some shit into it, again like your keyboard. Then roast it just like you get roasted every time you post.mvscal wrote: ↑Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:06 amHonestly don't think it tastes anything like chicken.smackaholic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 2:27 pm Because it tastes great?
Reasonably healthy as well. Kind of like chicken, but better.
I prefer it ground, mixed with ground pork and fat back, garlic, white & black pepper, cayenne, summer savory, marjoram and white wine. Case it, poach it and grill it over a wood fire.
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Alright I laughed.Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Jan 08, 2023 7:33 amOf course the only decent way you know how to fix it is to mash it to bits like it was your keyboard. Vomit some shit into it, again like your keyboard. Then roast it just like you get roasted every time you post.mvscal wrote: ↑Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:06 amHonestly don't think it tastes anything like chicken.smackaholic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 2:27 pm Because it tastes great?
Reasonably healthy as well. Kind of like chicken, but better.
I prefer it ground, mixed with ground pork and fat back, garlic, white & black pepper, cayenne, summer savory, marjoram and white wine. Case it, poach it and grill it over a wood fire.
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World record catfish caught in Italy last month.
Nine feet long!
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/drought ... ed-in-may/
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Nine feet long!
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/drought ... ed-in-may/
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#Monster? In the Bayou, we call that dinner.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:18 pm World record catfish caught in Italy last month.
Nine feet long!
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/drought ... ed-in-may/
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It makes for a nice change from possum....Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:11 pm#Monster? In the Bayou, we call that dinner.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:18 pm World record catfish caught in Italy last month.
Nine feet long!
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/drought ... ed-in-may/
#monster
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Gee, I wonder why? Game meat sucks ass. Venison and rabbit are barely tolerable. Anything else is shit you eat when you live in a cave.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Uh, no. It just isn't very good. It's poverty grub no matter how fancy you try to make it.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Mr. “I’m the best cook” can’t figure out how to make anything but beef and chicken tolerable. Dude has always been full of shit.
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Was it near a nuclear plant?Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:18 pm World record catfish caught in Italy last month.
Nine feet long!
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/drought ... ed-in-may/
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