Python is about to hit 1K

[Biggie]

He’s been my hero for 25 years. I’m pretty excited to see how he plays it.

[Mikey]

Four digits. That can be a little intimidating. Especially if you have to decide to use a comma or not.

[FiatLux]

Who's Python?

[Biggie]

He is the way and the light.

[FiatLux]

[88BuckeyeGrad]

He is the way and the light.

I think I might have read about him in church once.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

RIP Hedges

Rack the slithery one!

[bungle clone]

Solid Jungle guy.

[Smackie Chan]

I miss milestone posts.

RACK the scaly one.

[Sudden Sam]

Funniest dude in here. Can say more with 3 or 4 words than most can in a fuckin’ treatise.

[Roux]

0.14 posts per day
997 posts


At that rate he'll reach 1000 in about 3 weeks, if my math is right.

But I was told there would be no math. /obligatory

[Smackie Chan]

Who's Python?

A bad mofo.

Btw, I had a retic as a pet several yrs ago. Consigned it to a pet shop in Sherman Oaks where it shared a cage with a snake Michael Jackson once owned. I pity the foolish serpent if it tried to molest its new cellmate.

[bungle clone]

python trivia!


Which is true of python?

a) on SCIII his nic was all caps PYTHON

b) Owned a chick car

c) won the smackoff

4) all or none of the above

[Biggie]

He’s at 999. Oh My God.

[Carson]

Even Taylor Swift is holding her breath.

[Smackie Chan]

The sense of anticipation is even greater than when the world waited to find out who shot JR.

[Roux]

[Smackie Chan]

Betting Options

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5
Date before/after: 6/26
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"):
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python):

[Sudden Sam]

euroclone first to place bet.


Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5. UNDER
Date before/after: 6/26. 6/24
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): NEW
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Smackie

[Roux]

[Roux]

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5. under
Date before/after: 6/26. after
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): new
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): ppanther

[Screw_Michigan]

[StrawMan]

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Over
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Python is about to hit 1K
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Rootbeer

RACK Python, brother!

[Rootbeer]

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Over
Date before/after: 6/26 Over
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Weekend Roll Call for July 4
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Mikey

[Mikey]

Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Mikey

I get the feeling it won’t be JPGettysburg.

[Roach]

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Under
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): new
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Diego

[Smackie Chan]

I get the feeling it won’t be JPGettysburg.

I considered going with that strictly from a numbers perspective. Instead I'll go with:

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Under
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): FiatLux

[Biggie]

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 OVER (As Python himself would say, Always "tae" the OVER)
Date before/after: 6/26 After. Likely WAY after
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): NEW. Bonus - Title: Rack the Trolls
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): N/A (See what I did there, Sam/Roux/Roach?)

[Smackie Chan]

Pretty cool to see all the rave reviews as the milestone approaches:

He’s been my hero for 25 years.

Rack the slithery one!

Solid Jungle guy.

Who's Python?

Oh, man...to be present when the blessed event actually occurs. I'd go to the ends of the earth to be in attendance. Literally.

[88BuckeyeGrad]

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 OVER (As Python himself would say, Always "tae" the OVER)
Date before/after: 6/26 After. Likely WAY after
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): NEW. Bonus - Title: Rack the Trolls
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): N/A (See what I did there, Sam/Roux/Roach?)

You know that before he posts, he deletes a prior post to keep his total at 999 and you on the edge of your seat... ('cuz that be cold blooded and shit)

[Roux]

If I had transferred my pack from the other sordid clambake, I be giving Python a 21 troll salute now

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 OVER (As Python himself would say, Always "tae" the OVER)

I thought he said "always bet on black"

[Biggie]

Oh, man...to be present when the blessed event actually occurs. I'd go to the ends of the earth to be in attendance. Literally.

[Softball Bat]

LOL @ Smackie.

[Roach]

Some secret photos of Python's 2011 or so mini-troll stop have emerged.

The first one was taken during the party. It is a little nsfw so you Need to click the link. The file name gives some hints.

https://i.postimg.cc/4ykks6Hv/pydog.gif

After the party things relaxed a bit



Happy 1,000 Python. Send $5,000 dollars bitcoin or we release the rest of the pics.

[Curveball]

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Always Tae the over
Date before/after: 6/26 Before
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): How To Write A Long, Boring Story About SCIII Based On A War Movie
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Dr Bob

[Biggie]

Well that adds a wrinkle.

[StrawMan]

Some secret photos of Python's 2011 or so mini-troll stop have emerged.

The first one was taken during the party. It is a little nsfw so you Need to click the link. The file name gives some hints.

https://i.postimg.cc/4ykks6Hv/pydog.gif

Python's real name is Roland?

[Eclipse]

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Under at 3.14
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Skin Tags And You. Understanding Your Body.
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): DC Smackmaster

[Biggie]

HAHAHAHA - All the boys are flying in for the big event!