BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct

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"Sedes Sinister", shown here with local archaeologist Lucy Leaky, is thought to be a natural hybrid of an ancient hippopotamus and a humpback whale. Previously known to inhabit the Permian Basin, he was found wandering the streets of Park City, muttering "food...food...food..."

Some leftovers from this year's Sundance Film Festival originally assumed he was a reincarnation of Orson Welles.

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Winning.
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Say what you will but dude's got game if he can keep that hottie around.
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Mikey wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 3:02 pm "Sedes Sinister", shown here with local archaeologist Lucy Leaky, is thought to be a natural hybrid of an ancient hippopotamus and a humpback whale. Previously known to inhabit the Permian Basin, he was found wandering the streets of Park City, muttering "food...food...food..."

Some leftovers from this year's Sundance Film Festival originally assumed he was a reincarnation of Orson Welles.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 3:44 pm Say what you will but dude's got game if he can keep that hottie around.
Werd.

I hope he’s building up some frequent flyer miles.
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Holy shit. Can you actually fit in the cockpit? Do they use a K loader to get you on board?
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More winning.

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Nice work, Lefty.

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Umm...what? Did you lose a bet or something? And those shoes...
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Yes I lost a bet. It was raining and I bought the shoes the night before at Target.

Thanks for noticing. If you want them I left them at the Marriott.
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Looks like an errant cell from an m2 "PET"
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mvscal wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 9:41 pm Holy shit. Can you actually fit in the cockpit? Do they use a K loader to get you on board?


you can always see the plane he's flying:

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Rack-ola bungle clone!
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bungle clone wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 3:30 am
mvscal wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 9:41 pm Holy shit. Can you actually fit in the cockpit? Do they use a K loader to get you on board?


you can always see the plane he's flying:

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Sudden Sam wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 3:17 pm spit strawberry/banana Prime all over the patio.
So many questions.
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Python wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 5:53 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 3:17 pm spit strawberry/banana Prime all over the patio.
So many questions.
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It’s a really good hydration drink.

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I thought we might be seeing a reincarnation of PrimeX.
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Mikey wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 6:43 pm I thought we might be seeing a reincarnation of PrimeX.
Leaving bits of himself on Sam's chin in the process, no less. That would be a heck of an entrance.
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