This story tickled me because I know of a guy who brought down a college baseball program because of his love of
![poop :poop:](./images/smilies/dancing-banana-with-poop-picket.gif)
Guy was a decent player and got hired as a grad assistant to coach the JV team. On a stop at a buffet returning from a roadie, he took a plate into the bathroom and took a shit on it, covered it with napkins and left it on a table. Also dropped a turd into the gravy. A gal bussing the table had a violent reaction upon discovery-had to be taken to a hospital. The college fired the guy and later dropped the program-there had been a growing feeling that the coach-weird dude but well-respected-had lost control of he program and once the college investigated further and found out this guys history of shit, the axe came down on the program.
Guys like him and this cop-this is their thing-they never get over this, how do you rehab this kind of sick fuck.
Anyway, thought I'd enlighten you all as one shit poster to many others. Hope you all enjoy the next four years and don't die of TDS.