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Softball Bat
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by Softball Bat Tue May 18, 2021 2:26 am
Only 69% of Americans are confident they could whip a house cat's ass. :)
Meow .
Which animal is the baddest in all the animal kingdom (according to Mr. American)?
https://today.yougov.com/topics/lifesty ... mal_fights
I believe I saw an episode on the Discovery Channel once where they studied this hypothetical one-on-one animal fight deal.
They determined that an alligator would end up whipping the ass of every other animal on earth.
Go Gators!
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L45B
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by L45B Tue May 18, 2021 2:40 am
“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield
Mikey
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by Mikey Tue May 18, 2021 5:00 am
If a grizzly bear attacks you don’t necessarily have to be able to outrun the bear.
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by Smackie Chan Tue May 18, 2021 2:07 pm
The Cape Buffalo might be the baddest animal on earth. Kills more African big game hunters than any other. Saltwater crocodiles are also high on the list, as is Russell’s viper.
Say perhaps to drugs.
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by Mikey Tue May 18, 2021 3:21 pm
smackaholic
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by smackaholic Wed May 19, 2021 1:08 am
I'd quit somewhere around mid-sized dog. Of course, that depends on the breed. A pit-bull is medium sized and I wouldn't want to take one on. Not suer about an Eagle. You'd get fukked up for sure, but could prolly take one.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Bucmonkey
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by Bucmonkey Wed May 19, 2021 11:42 am
Elephant 8% :?
Go Bucs, Gators
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by Slap Wed May 19, 2021 12:40 pm
smackaholic wrote: Pretty sure I could kick a goose's ass
I'd like to see a few of the board members get worked over by a goose.
smackaholic wrote: I would touch someone's dick, hell, I'd fukking blow him
smackaholic
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by smackaholic Wed May 19, 2021 7:21 pm
Yeah, remember that rich broad down in Fairfield County.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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by Kierland Wed May 19, 2021 7:40 pm
It like you know nothing about anything. 14 yo, until then calm, chimp’s human “father” and “brother” die, “mom” gives him Xanax and he wigs on a chick’s face thus turning her into the female equivalent of Jayne in PHX and that means chimps are assholes.
ML@Coyote
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by ML@Coyote Wed May 19, 2021 7:46 pm
Moving Sale...defender of chimps!
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by smackaholic Wed May 19, 2021 10:35 pm
He’s a short Jane Goodall.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Python
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by Python Sat May 22, 2021 4:19 pm
A moose bit my sister once.
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by Dinsdale Sat May 22, 2021 5:14 pm
So the scariest animal would be a gorilla sitting atop an elephant, while swinging a cobra around like a whip.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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by Kierland Sat May 22, 2021 5:34 pm
Obviously not the gerbils your proud boy buddies shove up your ass.
Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Sat May 22, 2021 6:39 pm
Python wrote: ↑ Sat May 22, 2021 4:19 pm A moose bit my sister once.
I've been bitten by a python.
Say perhaps to drugs.
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by Mikey Sat May 22, 2021 8:10 pm
Jsc810 wrote: ↑ Sat May 22, 2021 7:03 pm
My mother was charged by a lion.
What was the crime?
Mikey
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by Mikey Sat May 22, 2021 9:03 pm
Which she categorically denied.
Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Sat May 22, 2021 9:54 pm
ML@Coyote wrote: ↑ Sat May 22, 2021 8:44 pm Lion under oath.
That's a feliney offense.
Say perhaps to drugs.
Softball Bat
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by Softball Bat Wed May 14, 2025 5:06 pm
Man found dead in animal enclosure at zoo after possible kangaroo fight https://local12.com/resources/media2/16 ... 102562.jpg
14% of Americans, including Eric Slate, think they could whip a kangaroo's @ss.
Mr. Slate enjoyed "roughhousing" with a certain kangaroo, but unfortunately the 'roo turned the tables on him.
Kangaroos are underrated warriors.
RIP, Mr. Slate!
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88 wrote: I have no idea who Weaselberg is
Mikey
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by Mikey Wed May 14, 2025 5:23 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑ Wed May 14, 2025 5:06 pm
Kangaroo's are underrated warriors.
And apostrophe's are overrated punctuation...
Softball Bat
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by Softball Bat Wed May 14, 2025 5:35 pm
Sorry about that!
88 wrote: I have no idea who Weaselberg is
Diego in Seattle
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by Diego in Seattle Wed May 14, 2025 6:02 pm
These are the same tourons who think that it's perfectly safe to pet a fluffy cow...
“Left Seater” wrote: So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
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by Roux Wed May 14, 2025 7:05 pm
Actually beat in a fight? Without any weapons, just bare handed?
Softball Bat
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by Softball Bat Wed May 14, 2025 10:03 pm
Damn, I should check that thread more often.
88 wrote: I have no idea who Weaselberg is
HighPlainsGrifter
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by HighPlainsGrifter Thu May 15, 2025 12:07 am
I fought a feral kitten in my garage about 20 years ago. It was a long haired gray tabby, about 12 weeks old, probably. Straight kicked the shit outta my fully grown ass. Learned my lesson. Without tools, man is a wuss.
bungle clone
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by bungle clone Thu May 15, 2025 12:44 am
Softball Bat wrote: ↑ Wed May 14, 2025 10:03 pm
Damn, I should check that thread more often.
nice white flag
Must be nice to walk around stupid all day...
