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Is bbq a carpenter like baby Jesus...?bbqjones wrote:
even though my wife is a fat pig, she cant even cook a can of pork and beans, i got a kitchen anyways. perhaps one day ill replace the pink and peach orange and shitty oakery cabinets. seeing how i do that for a living, its probably going to happen never.
Now this is god damn funny shit........Atomic Punk wrote:
I could just drive out then knock the shit off since it's a truck, but fuck it.
Tony Stewart wrote:Me, Myself, and I and thats all I need
Emo Phillips is a ballet dancer? Who knew?Mikey wrote:My favorite pic of ElvisMonster
That's my wife you making-up-for-lack-of-height motherloser.. Get back to me when you con some skank into being with your ass for more than a month.Zyclone wrote:Brah,my dog is a hell of a lot better looking then that Patrick Swayze looking wildebeest you call a Fiance.TenTallBen wrote:Your dog is ugly but at least he/she isn't a dipshit.
For the only person that comes close to Shrubber in the "time spent on the phone bitching about message board posters", you're well versed on what it takes to be a total fucking loser.Zyclone wrote:Dont blame Kansas dawg!
Blame yourself for being a total fucking loser!
Mikey wrote:My favorite pic of ElvisMonster
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
WTF is that? Jeebus, it took me 37 years of hard work to earn my hairline. That kid got the PrimeX treatment in infancy......I feel either cheated or blessed, I'm not sure which yet. I suppose I'll take "blessed," since Kev never spooged in my mom.ElvisMonster wrote:![]()
Don't be so sure.I suppose I'll take "blessed," since Kev never spooged in my mom.