Non CFB, but it involves sex in college dorms...

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:37 pm

...an even more important question would be "is she hotter than Erin McQuinn?"

the_ouskull

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:09 pm

Rules, muthafucka.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:23 pm

Damn I miss college.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:39 pm

What ever happened to the halfway-hot pic of her...? The one of her on some balcony? I deleted it from my Photobucket a while back and now I wish I hadn't...

And if you miss college, Cicero, don't worry. Your big brother or sister will invite you back up to visit for the weekend sometime soon. Then, in a few years, if you study hard and save your money, you may even be able to go to college on your own.

the_ouskull

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:49 pm

Funny guy. I graduated cum laude in 4 years in '03. Keep being a tard though. Its quite amusing.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:49 pm

These are red-xed for me, but it may just be my work filter. mclub posted these awhile back.

Oh, and looking for it, I ran across this one. The ample one...

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:07 pm

Cicero wrote:Damn I miss college.

You miss walking in on your roommate getting laid?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:57 pm

Killian wrote:
Cicero wrote:Damn I miss college.
You miss walking in on your roommate getting laid?

The hits just keep coming w/ you guys. Honestly, I kinda of expect more from posters that have your "epic smack" ability. I can almost guarantee that I got more pussy in college than you did Killian.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:01 pm

Cicero
Board Scholar
Joined: 15 Jan 2005
Posts: 2465
Location: My chair

Killian
Weis Guy
Joined: 14 Jan 2005
Posts: 731
Location: At the end of the pub with head in arms

Cicero wrote:I can almost guarantee that I got more pussy in college than you did Killian.

right :roll:

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:11 pm

And I'm sure your dad can beat up my dad.

You really need to learn how to take a fucking joke. And you know what they say about guys who brag about getting pussy.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:31 pm

Killian wrote:And I'm sure your dad can beat up my dad.

You really need to learn how to take a fucking joke. And you know what they say about guys who brag about getting pussy.

Rack

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:37 pm

I think what cicero is intimating is that he has a pussy. Perhaps Crown25 and he did some home-sculpting with exactos and flashlights under the covers.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:45 pm

Cicero wrote:
Killian wrote:
Cicero wrote:Damn I miss college.
You miss walking in on your roommate getting laid?
The hits just keep coming w/ you guys. Honestly, I kinda of expect more from posters that have your "epic smack" ability. I can almost guarantee that I got more pussy in college than you did Killian.

Painting a picture of pussy on your hands is not the same as getting pussy. :P

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:51 pm

tackling Crown25 when he gets back in from the bars might count as "getting pussy".

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:21 pm

Need a condom? Information on gonorrhea? Bluvstein, a freshman in exploration, took on the role of dispensing both.

Surely they're trolling us. I'll go ahead and scotch-tape my keyhole, just in case.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:15 pm

Cicero wrote:
Killian wrote:
Cicero wrote:Damn I miss college.
You miss walking in on your roommate getting laid?
The hits just keep coming w/ you guys. Honestly, I kinda of expect more from posters that have your "epic smack" ability. I can almost guarantee that I got more pussy in college than you did Killian.

Cum laude and you spend all day long 1) being friends with someone like Crown (and I'm assuming, loosely, that you're not him) and 2) posting on a message board, talking about all the pussy you're getting?

[TO] Smells like a rat. [/TO]

You couldn't get ass if you were a toliet seat. Get over yourself. We rag on you 'cause you suck, not 'cause we're jealous.

the_ouskull

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:46 am

I lost my virginity on the floor of a study-lounge in my dorm, best five-seconds of my life :wink:

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:02 am

Danimal wrote:I lost my virginity on the floor of a Jail cell in my 1st prison term, best five-years of my life :wink:

Fixed it for you

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:37 pm

the_ouskull wrote:
Cicero wrote:
Killian wrote: You miss walking in on your roommate getting laid?
The hits just keep coming w/ you guys. Honestly, I kinda of expect more from posters that have your "epic smack" ability. I can almost guarantee that I got more pussy in college than you did Killian.
Cum laude and you spend all day long 1) being friends with someone like Crown (and I'm assuming, loosely, that you're not him) and 2) posting on a message board, talking about all the pussy you're getting?

[TO] Smells like a rat. [/TO]

You couldn't get ass if you were a toliet seat. Get over yourself. We rag on you 'cause you suck, not 'cause we're jealous.

the_ouskull

I mentioned one time that I get more pussy. Thats not my steez to brag. I suck just b/c I disagree w/ you skull. Same for you in my book.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:23 pm

You're putting the omelet before the egg, man. You don't suck because you disagree with me. Half the time I disagree with me. You suck because you suck and because you say things like, "that's not my steez to brag" and think it makes you somehow more hip-hop; more innundated into pop culture. In case you haven't figured it out yet, fucko, there's not an old guy on this board that gives a shit about you and your steez, whatever the fuck that is. MOST of the guys on this board are better than you at everything you hold dear, married or not. They've HAD more ass, they're drank more beer, and they've talked more shit...

...which would explain why we're that much better at it and why you suck so terribly at it.

Add that to my entry in your book.

the_ouskull

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:50 pm

the_ouskull wrote:You're putting the omelet before the egg, man. You don't suck because you disagree with me. Half the time I disagree with me. You suck because you suck and because you say things like, "that's not my steez to brag" and think it makes you somehow more hip-hop; more innundated into pop culture. In case you haven't figured it out yet, fucko, there's not an old guy on this board that gives a shit about you and your steez, whatever the fuck that is. MOST of the guys on this board are better than you at everything you hold dear, married or not. They've HAD more ass, they're drank more beer, and they've talked more shit...

...which would explain why we're that much better at it and why you suck so terribly at it.

Add that to my entry in your book.

the_ouskull

Bitch you dont know me. I dont think less of you as a person b/c you disagree w/ me. I havent given two thoughts as to what you look like, your spouse looks like or what kind of lifestyle you live. I dont sit around and constantly brag how young I am and how it sucks to be old like you guys. I dont know if you are pissed off b/c you are getting older but you need to sit down and take a long look at yourself, b/c you have a problem w/ me that extends a lot farther than me. Dont take the board so seriously dude. Hell, if I did, I doubt I would be around long enough to hear your shit.

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:50 pm

the_ouskull wrote:You're putting the omelet before the egg, man. You don't suck because you disagree with me. Half the time I disagree with me. You suck because you suck and because you say things like, "that's not my steez to brag" and think it makes you somehow more hip-hop; more innundated into pop culture. In case you haven't figured it out yet, fucko, there's not an old guy on this board that gives a shit about you and your steez, whatever the fuck that is. MOST of the guys on this board are better than you at everything you hold dear, married or not. They've HAD more ass, they're drank more beer, and they've talked more shit...

...which would explain why we're that much better at it and why you suck so terribly at it.

Add that to my entry in your book.

the_ouskull

Cicero,

May I suggest you summons Douglas McCarthy's ghost and see if he has a place for you to sign the papers while visitng the decks of the USS Missouri.
This battle ended before it began.

Sincerely,
an old guy.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:53 pm

Vito Corleone wrote:
Danimal wrote:I lost my virginity on the floor of a Jail cell in my 1st prison term, best five-years of my life :wink:

Fixed it for you

Damn Bill, thats about the funniest thing I have ever read around here. Rack

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:53 pm

Cicero wrote:

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:01 am

Cicero wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:You're putting the omelet before the egg, man. You don't suck because you disagree with me. Half the time I disagree with me. You suck because you suck and because you say things like, "that's not my steez to brag" and think it makes you somehow more hip-hop; more innundated into pop culture. In case you haven't figured it out yet, fucko, there's not an old guy on this board that gives a shit about you and your steez, whatever the fuck that is. MOST of the guys on this board are better than you at everything you hold dear, married or not. They've HAD more ass, they're drank more beer, and they've talked more shit...

...which would explain why we're that much better at it and why you suck so terribly at it.

Add that to my entry in your book.

the_ouskull

Bitch you dont know me. I dont think less of you as a person b/c you disagree w/ me. I havent given two thoughts as to what you look like, your spouse looks like or what kind of lifestyle you live. I dont sit around and constantly brag how young I am and how it sucks to be old like you guys. I dont know if you are pissed off b/c you are getting older but you need to sit down and take a long look at yourself, b/c you have a problem w/ me that extends a lot farther than me. Dont take the board so seriously dude. Hell, if I did, I doubt I would be around long enough to hear your shit.

Wait for it... Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Bitch you dont know me.

the_ouskull

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:00 am

^^^^^^^^^^^^
Rack the mockery