Non CFB, but it involves sex in college dorms...
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- the_ouskull
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- the_ouskull
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What ever happened to the halfway-hot pic of her...? The one of her on some balcony? I deleted it from my Photobucket a while back and now I wish I hadn't...
And if you miss college, Cicero, don't worry. Your big brother or sister will invite you back up to visit for the weekend sometime soon. Then, in a few years, if you study hard and save your money, you may even be able to go to college on your own.
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And if you miss college, Cicero, don't worry. Your big brother or sister will invite you back up to visit for the weekend sometime soon. Then, in a few years, if you study hard and save your money, you may even be able to go to college on your own.
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Congrats, Wags. Good win.
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RackKillian wrote:And I'm sure your dad can beat up my dad.
You really need to learn how to take a fucking joke. And you know what they say about guys who brag about getting pussy.
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
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Painting a picture of pussy on your hands is not the same as getting pussy. :PCicero wrote:The hits just keep coming w/ you guys. Honestly, I kinda of expect more from posters that have your "epic smack" ability. I can almost guarantee that I got more pussy in college than you did Killian.Killian wrote:You miss walking in on your roommate getting laid?Cicero wrote:Damn I miss college.
M Club wrote:I've seen Phantom Holding Calls ruin a 7-5 team's undefeated season.
Surely they're trolling us. I'll go ahead and scotch-tape my keyhole, just in case.Need a condom? Information on gonorrhea? Bluvstein, a freshman in exploration, took on the role of dispensing both.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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Cum laude and you spend all day long 1) being friends with someone like Crown (and I'm assuming, loosely, that you're not him) and 2) posting on a message board, talking about all the pussy you're getting?Cicero wrote:The hits just keep coming w/ you guys. Honestly, I kinda of expect more from posters that have your "epic smack" ability. I can almost guarantee that I got more pussy in college than you did Killian.Killian wrote:You miss walking in on your roommate getting laid?Cicero wrote:Damn I miss college.
[TO] Smells like a rat. [/TO]
You couldn't get ass if you were a toliet seat. Get over yourself. We rag on you 'cause you suck, not 'cause we're jealous.
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Congrats, Wags. Good win.
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I mentioned one time that I get more pussy. Thats not my steez to brag. I suck just b/c I disagree w/ you skull. Same for you in my book.the_ouskull wrote:Cum laude and you spend all day long 1) being friends with someone like Crown (and I'm assuming, loosely, that you're not him) and 2) posting on a message board, talking about all the pussy you're getting?Cicero wrote:The hits just keep coming w/ you guys. Honestly, I kinda of expect more from posters that have your "epic smack" ability. I can almost guarantee that I got more pussy in college than you did Killian.Killian wrote: You miss walking in on your roommate getting laid?
[TO] Smells like a rat. [/TO]
You couldn't get ass if you were a toliet seat. Get over yourself. We rag on you 'cause you suck, not 'cause we're jealous.
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You're putting the omelet before the egg, man. You don't suck because you disagree with me. Half the time I disagree with me. You suck because you suck and because you say things like, "that's not my steez to brag" and think it makes you somehow more hip-hop; more innundated into pop culture. In case you haven't figured it out yet, fucko, there's not an old guy on this board that gives a shit about you and your steez, whatever the fuck that is. MOST of the guys on this board are better than you at everything you hold dear, married or not. They've HAD more ass, they're drank more beer, and they've talked more shit...
...which would explain why we're that much better at it and why you suck so terribly at it.
Add that to my entry in your book.
the_ouskull
...which would explain why we're that much better at it and why you suck so terribly at it.
Add that to my entry in your book.
the_ouskull
Congrats, Wags. Good win.
the_ouskull wrote:You're putting the omelet before the egg, man. You don't suck because you disagree with me. Half the time I disagree with me. You suck because you suck and because you say things like, "that's not my steez to brag" and think it makes you somehow more hip-hop; more innundated into pop culture. In case you haven't figured it out yet, fucko, there's not an old guy on this board that gives a shit about you and your steez, whatever the fuck that is. MOST of the guys on this board are better than you at everything you hold dear, married or not. They've HAD more ass, they're drank more beer, and they've talked more shit...
...which would explain why we're that much better at it and why you suck so terribly at it.
Add that to my entry in your book.
the_ouskull
Bitch you dont know me. I dont think less of you as a person b/c you disagree w/ me. I havent given two thoughts as to what you look like, your spouse looks like or what kind of lifestyle you live. I dont sit around and constantly brag how young I am and how it sucks to be old like you guys. I dont know if you are pissed off b/c you are getting older but you need to sit down and take a long look at yourself, b/c you have a problem w/ me that extends a lot farther than me. Dont take the board so seriously dude. Hell, if I did, I doubt I would be around long enough to hear your shit.
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Cicero,the_ouskull wrote:You're putting the omelet before the egg, man. You don't suck because you disagree with me. Half the time I disagree with me. You suck because you suck and because you say things like, "that's not my steez to brag" and think it makes you somehow more hip-hop; more innundated into pop culture. In case you haven't figured it out yet, fucko, there's not an old guy on this board that gives a shit about you and your steez, whatever the fuck that is. MOST of the guys on this board are better than you at everything you hold dear, married or not. They've HAD more ass, they're drank more beer, and they've talked more shit...
...which would explain why we're that much better at it and why you suck so terribly at it.
Add that to my entry in your book.
the_ouskull
May I suggest you summons Douglas McCarthy's ghost and see if he has a place for you to sign the papers while visitng the decks of the USS Missouri.
This battle ended before it began.
Sincerely,
an old guy.
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Vito Corleone wrote:Fixed it for youDanimal wrote:I lost my virginity on the floor of a Jail cell in my 1st prison term, best five-years of my life :wink:
Damn Bill, thats about the funniest thing I have ever read around here. Rack
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Cicero wrote:the_ouskull wrote:You're putting the omelet before the egg, man. You don't suck because you disagree with me. Half the time I disagree with me. You suck because you suck and because you say things like, "that's not my steez to brag" and think it makes you somehow more hip-hop; more innundated into pop culture. In case you haven't figured it out yet, fucko, there's not an old guy on this board that gives a shit about you and your steez, whatever the fuck that is. MOST of the guys on this board are better than you at everything you hold dear, married or not. They've HAD more ass, they're drank more beer, and they've talked more shit...
...which would explain why we're that much better at it and why you suck so terribly at it.
Add that to my entry in your book.
the_ouskull
Bitch you dont know me. I dont think less of you as a person b/c you disagree w/ me. I havent given two thoughts as to what you look like, your spouse looks like or what kind of lifestyle you live. I dont sit around and constantly brag how young I am and how it sucks to be old like you guys. I dont know if you are pissed off b/c you are getting older but you need to sit down and take a long look at yourself, b/c you have a problem w/ me that extends a lot farther than me. Dont take the board so seriously dude. Hell, if I did, I doubt I would be around long enough to hear your shit.
Wait for it... Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Bitch you dont know me.
the_ouskull
Congrats, Wags. Good win.
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