DaVinci Code flick
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Re: DaVinci Code flick
Being a direct descendant of Jesus Christ, I'm not too happy that they let the cat out of the bag, so to speak.Mike the Lab Rat wrote:Some of the folks in the rural backwoods area outside my little college town are getting their panties in a knot over the DaVinci Code movie...letters to the local paper about how it's an affront to true Christians, discussions on picketing cinemas that show it, etc.
Having read the book (and its historically fast-and-loose "nonfiction" predecessors Holy Blood, Holy Grail and The Messianic Legacy) and being a churchgoing Christian, it is my opinion that if you get all hot-and-bothered and deeply offended regarding Brown's book or the movie...
...you're a frigging moron.
But, at least we're unlikely to see mass rioting and destruction as per the Muslim "Mohammed cartoon" idiocy.
but as my Great Great Great (many times Great Grandfather) used to say,
“What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul.” and my personal favorite...“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
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What? Nancy Reagan wasn't available?mvscal wrote:They probably had a little trouble finding a woman over 2,500 years old to play the part.Van wrote:Live Tyler playing Arwen in The Lord Of The Rings; ie, horribly inappropriate casting decisions where even the age of the person is all wrong.
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mvscal wrote:They probably had a little trouble finding a woman over 2,500 years old to play the part.Van wrote:Live Tyler playing Arwen in The Lord Of The Rings; ie, horribly inappropriate casting decisions where even the age of the person is all wrong.
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Wolfman wrote:Christianity has been around for over 2000
years and I'm guessing will still be here when the
DiVinci code is long forgotten as are crucifixes in
urine and the Virgin Mary in cow dung.
translation:
we have more important issues !!
More Important Issues:
--Find some non-pedophiliac candidates for the all-but disappearing priest minor leagues;
--Continue attacks on birth control;
--Somehow continue promoting the current "rottweillor of the Vatican" Pope as the LITERAL spokesman for God (the ancient Hebrew tribal "Jehovah" for those keeping score);
The DaVinci Code is excellent. A solid page turner with a fine message that people need to hear, feel, and think about.
what's the fucking message?LTS TRN 2 wrote:Wolfman wrote:Christianity has been around for over 2000
years and I'm guessing will still be here when the
DiVinci code is long forgotten as are crucifixes in
urine and the Virgin Mary in cow dung.
translation:
we have more important issues !!
More Important Issues:
--Find some non-pedophiliac candidates for the all-but disappearing priest minor leagues;
--Continue attacks on birth control;
--Somehow continue promoting the current "rottweillor of the Vatican" Pope as the LITERAL spokesman for God (the ancient Hebrew tribal "Jehovah" for those keeping score);
The DaVinci Code is excellent. A solid page turner with a fine message that people need to hear, feel, and think about.
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For starters that the RCC is full of shit.titlover wrote:what's the fucking message?LTS TRN 2 wrote:Wolfman wrote:Christianity has been around for over 2000
years and I'm guessing will still be here when the
DiVinci code is long forgotten as are crucifixes in
urine and the Virgin Mary in cow dung.
translation:
we have more important issues !!
More Important Issues:
--Find some non-pedophiliac candidates for the all-but disappearing priest minor leagues;
--Continue attacks on birth control;
--Somehow continue promoting the current "rottweillor of the Vatican" Pope as the LITERAL spokesman for God (the ancient Hebrew tribal "Jehovah" for those keeping score);
The DaVinci Code is excellent. A solid page turner with a fine message that people need to hear, feel, and think about.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
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No kidding.BSmack wrote:For starters that the RCC is full of shit.titlover wrote:what's the fucking message?LTS TRN 2 wrote:
More Important Issues:
--Find some non-pedophiliac candidates for the all-but disappearing priest minor leagues;
--Continue attacks on birth control;
--Somehow continue promoting the current "rottweillor of the Vatican" Pope as the LITERAL spokesman for God (the ancient Hebrew tribal "Jehovah" for those keeping score);
The DaVinci Code is excellent. A solid page turner with a fine message that people need to hear, feel, and think about.
Sincer-
American and European catholics using birth control.
so you're another dolt who thinks his novel is real?BSmack wrote:For starters that the RCC is full of shit.titlover wrote:what's the fucking message?LTS TRN 2 wrote:
More Important Issues:
--Find some non-pedophiliac candidates for the all-but disappearing priest minor leagues;
--Continue attacks on birth control;
--Somehow continue promoting the current "rottweillor of the Vatican" Pope as the LITERAL spokesman for God (the ancient Hebrew tribal "Jehovah" for those keeping score);
The DaVinci Code is excellent. A solid page turner with a fine message that people need to hear, feel, and think about.
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