My son got his first trim - Rack him!
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My son got his first trim - Rack him!
What did you think this was about? Sick fucks.
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Re: My son got his first trim - Rack him!
About your kids Martian like melon.......Just how many steps did you drop him from????Rack Fu wrote:
What did you think this was about? Sick fucks.
You're a sick sick person Fu.....
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Re: My son got his first trim - Rack him!
Rack Fu wrote:
Daddy Look!
I have a Moo-moo just like you........
Fine looking gut...umm future liberal Fu..........
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Cicero wrote:I thought this was going to be about your son getting some ass.
Sorry Sissy, but Fu's son won't be able to post on these boards ... for about another 12 years. Give the kid a break, will ya?Rack Fu, in his very first post wrote:What did you think this was about? Sick fucks.
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jesus, dude. "my son got his first trim...rack him!" gave me the thought he laid his first woman. note: i had no idea how old your son was.
edit: rack fernando rodney. tigers may have the best record in the league, but are still looking up at the world champs.
edit: rack fernando rodney. tigers may have the best record in the league, but are still looking up at the world champs.
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Re: My son got his first trim - Rack him!
Rack Fu wrote:
So, the thread does work then?poptart wrote:Good point, Ben.
This kind of thread really only 'works' if the kid came out looking like hell.
Just sayin'.
But that doesn't look like any manly kind of barber shop, Fu. It looks like one of those uni-faggot salons where chicks give haircuts to either sex.
Truem, kids don't have any concept of these things at that age, but if that's all they're exposed to... Fu, are you intentionally rasing your son to be a Nancy-boy? You going to take him to a tanning parlour next?
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All other things being equal, I would rather have a 21 year old hottie cutting my hair than a 60 year old dude. I take it you swing the other way?Cuda wrote:But that doesn't look like any manly kind of barber shop, Fu. It looks like one of those uni-faggot salons where chicks give haircuts to either sex.
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21 year old hotties don't work at those joints.. 21 year old fat ass slobs with bad BO do. 21 year old hotties become dental assistants or work at high end salons.BSmack wrote:All other things being equal, I would rather have a 21 year old hottie cutting my hair than a 60 year old dude. I take it you swing the other way?Cuda wrote:But that doesn't look like any manly kind of barber shop, Fu. It looks like one of those uni-faggot salons where chicks give haircuts to either sex.
I take my son to a local barber who has all Eagles and boxing memorablia on the wall.
When I was around 16, I was at a "salon," or whatever faggoty name they call those places...and a screaming-hottie was cutting my hair. With my gangly-long arms, my elbows were hanging out the armrests of the chair. Next thing I know, chick is all kinds of grinnding it on my elbow. Then, as she's trimming around the sides, she's like all moaning in my ear and shit.BSmack wrote:All other things being equal, I would rather have a 21 year old hottie cutting my hair than a 60 year old dude.
That was pretty cool when I was 16, and screaming-hottie was like 25.
I think it probably would have been somewhat disturbing if it was a 60yo dude.
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I had a similar experience at roughly the same age. It was a big titted blonde, and when she was clipping in the back, she kept jamming her rack into the back of my head and shoulders. Naturally, I sprung wood.Dinsdale wrote:When I was around 16, I was at a "salon," or whatever faggoty name they call those places...and a screaming-hottie was cutting my hair. With my gangly-long arms, my elbows were hanging out the armrests of the chair. Next thing I know, chick is all kinds of grinnding it on my elbow. Then, as she's trimming around the sides, she's like all moaning in my ear and shit.BSmack wrote:All other things being equal, I would rather have a 21 year old hottie cutting my hair than a 60 year old dude.
How is it done at the Cuda household? I picture it kind of like this...Cuda wrote:So, the thread does work then?poptart wrote:Good point, Ben.
This kind of thread really only 'works' if the kid came out looking like hell.
Just sayin'.
But that doesn't look like any manly kind of barber shop, Fu. It looks like one of those uni-faggot salons where chicks give haircuts to either sex.
Truem, kids don't have any concept of these things at that age, but if that's all they're exposed to... Fu, are you intentionally rasing your son to be a Nancy-boy? You going to take him to a tanning parlour next?
After the Cuda's get done with their usual daily routine:
Cuda
Mrs. Cuda
Cuda Jr.
It's haircutting time:
Cuda after a shampoo and cut
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Bwaaaaahahahaha. That dog needs his face shaved.Rack Fu wrote:
How is it done at the Cuda household? I picture it kind of like this...
After the Cuda's get done with their usual daily routine:
Cuda
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Had a cuban girl friend once. Chick had a better mustache than me.BBMarley wrote:Great feeling.. idn't Fu? My daughter had her first cut at Easter.. and she was only 7 1/2 months! Had a full head of hair from birth. My wife is part Cuban and they all had that hair when born...
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