My son got his first trim - Rack him!

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My son got his first trim - Rack him!

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What did you think this was about? Sick fucks. 8)
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Rack Fu wrote:Image

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What did you think this was about? Sick fucks. 8)
About your kids Martian like melon.......Just how many steps did you drop him from????


You're a sick sick person Fu.....
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Tell the docs nice job on the implanted chip. You can't even notice it in the pics. :wink:
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Is he packing heat under the bib ??
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How old is he again?
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jiminphilly wrote:How old is he again?
He will be a year old in two weeks. He's pretty good sized for an 11 month old.
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He looks a lot like Christopher Reeve...
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Rack Fu wrote:Image

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Daddy Look!

I have a Moo-moo just like you........



Fine looking gut...umm future liberal Fu..........
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Rack Fu wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:How old is he again?
He will be a year old in two weeks. He's pretty good sized for an 11 month old.

He sure is. My daughter just turned 1 and she looks so little whereas my 2 1/2 year old son was like your son at 11 months with his height etc..
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I thought this was going to be about your son getting some ass.
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Cicero wrote:I thought this was going to be about your son getting some ass.
Rack Fu, in his very first post wrote:What did you think this was about? Sick fucks.
Sorry Sissy, but Fu's son won't be able to post on these boards ... for about another 12 years. Give the kid a break, will ya?
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Great feeling.. idn't Fu? My daughter had her first cut at Easter.. and she was only 7 1/2 months! Had a full head of hair from birth. My wife is part Cuban and they all had that hair when born...
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Does anybody here give a shit about your kids first fucking haircut? If they do then this board is full of more faggots then they let on.
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jesus, dude. "my son got his first trim...rack him!" gave me the thought he laid his first woman. note: i had no idea how old your son was.

edit: rack fernando rodney. tigers may have the best record in the league, but are still looking up at the world champs.
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Good point, Ben.

This kind of thread really only 'works' if the kid came out looking like hell.


Just sayin'.
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Rack Fu wrote:Image

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Screw_Michigan wrote:edit: rack fernando rodney. tigers may have the best record in the league, but are still looking up at the world champs.

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poptart wrote:Good point, Ben.

This kind of thread really only 'works' if the kid came out looking like hell.


Just sayin'.
So, the thread does work then?

But that doesn't look like any manly kind of barber shop, Fu. It looks like one of those uni-faggot salons where chicks give haircuts to either sex.

Truem, kids don't have any concept of these things at that age, but if that's all they're exposed to... Fu, are you intentionally rasing your son to be a Nancy-boy? You going to take him to a tanning parlour next?
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Cuda wrote:But that doesn't look like any manly kind of barber shop, Fu. It looks like one of those uni-faggot salons where chicks give haircuts to either sex.
All other things being equal, I would rather have a 21 year old hottie cutting my hair than a 60 year old dude. I take it you swing the other way?
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BSmack wrote:
Cuda wrote:But that doesn't look like any manly kind of barber shop, Fu. It looks like one of those uni-faggot salons where chicks give haircuts to either sex.
All other things being equal, I would rather have a 21 year old hottie cutting my hair than a 60 year old dude. I take it you swing the other way?
21 year old hotties don't work at those joints.. 21 year old fat ass slobs with bad BO do. 21 year old hotties become dental assistants or work at high end salons.

I take my son to a local barber who has all Eagles and boxing memorablia on the wall.
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BSmack wrote:All other things being equal, I would rather have a 21 year old hottie cutting my hair than a 60 year old dude.
When I was around 16, I was at a "salon," or whatever faggoty name they call those places...and a screaming-hottie was cutting my hair. With my gangly-long arms, my elbows were hanging out the armrests of the chair. Next thing I know, chick is all kinds of grinnding it on my elbow. Then, as she's trimming around the sides, she's like all moaning in my ear and shit.


That was pretty cool when I was 16, and screaming-hottie was like 25.


I think it probably would have been somewhat disturbing if it was a 60yo dude.
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Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:All other things being equal, I would rather have a 21 year old hottie cutting my hair than a 60 year old dude.
When I was around 16, I was at a "salon," or whatever faggoty name they call those places...and a screaming-hottie was cutting my hair. With my gangly-long arms, my elbows were hanging out the armrests of the chair. Next thing I know, chick is all kinds of grinnding it on my elbow. Then, as she's trimming around the sides, she's like all moaning in my ear and shit.
I had a similar experience at roughly the same age. It was a big titted blonde, and when she was clipping in the back, she kept jamming her rack into the back of my head and shoulders. Naturally, I sprung wood.
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Cuda wrote:
poptart wrote:Good point, Ben.

This kind of thread really only 'works' if the kid came out looking like hell.


Just sayin'.
So, the thread does work then?

But that doesn't look like any manly kind of barber shop, Fu. It looks like one of those uni-faggot salons where chicks give haircuts to either sex.

Truem, kids don't have any concept of these things at that age, but if that's all they're exposed to... Fu, are you intentionally rasing your son to be a Nancy-boy? You going to take him to a tanning parlour next?
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After the Cuda's get done with their usual daily routine:

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It's haircutting time:

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jiminphilly wrote:How old is he again?
Too old.

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Word on the street says the kid dropped his hair clippings in the $54,000 SUV.

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Rack Fu wrote:
How is it done at the Cuda household? I picture it kind of like this...

After the Cuda's get done with their usual daily routine:

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BBMarley wrote:Great feeling.. idn't Fu? My daughter had her first cut at Easter.. and she was only 7 1/2 months! Had a full head of hair from birth. My wife is part Cuban and they all had that hair when born...
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