Hope the Roofer is around today.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:01 pm

I know with all the cool airplane work he partakes in he might not find the time. Then again no big deal if half asses building a 747 in between his epic posting, SURELY lives are not at stake. Got you to 11 bucks a hour yet?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:02 pm

Other than fishing, what do you do for a living?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:04 pm

He works with ESL programs. They don't ask much of him, just attendance. When he speaks, people listen, and there's much scribbling in notebooks.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:13 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Other than fishing, what do you do for a living?

Would you be shocked to hear I'm in sales.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:21 pm

bishop wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Other than fishing, what do you do for a living?
Would you be shocked to hear I'm in sales.

Are your ACT notes up to date? Sales Manager wants to see who your top 5 calls were today. Did you see your main client this week? I don't think you have enough contacts within your top client. You want a peek at those GlenGarry leads? I pay you to go out there and repreent our company, not just take orders over the phone. Tell me why your top client isn't paying this receivable?

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:39 pm

Your nickname isn't "The Machine", is it?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:41 pm

Degenerate wrote:Your nickname isn't "The Machine", is it?

"Machine" use to be in charge when the robots had me cold-calling old people to sell them life insurance. Since the robots were bought out by German busniess interests and returned to their spaceship, I've been freed from my duress.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:46 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
bishop wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Other than fishing, what do you do for a living?
Would you be shocked to hear I'm in sales.
Are your ACT notes up to date? Sales Manager wants to see who your top 5 calls were today. Did you see your main client this week? I don't think you have enough contacts within your top client. You want a peek at those GlenGarry leads? I pay you to go out there and repreent our company, not just take orders over the phone. Tell me why your top client isn't paying this receivable?

I don't have someone looking over my shoulder here, I don't make calls its a waste of time.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:48 pm

bishop wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
bishop wrote:Would you be shocked to hear I'm in sales.
Are your ACT notes up to date? Sales Manager wants to see who your top 5 calls were today. Did you see your main client this week? I don't think you have enough contacts within your top client. You want a peek at those GlenGarry leads? I pay you to go out there and repreent our company, not just take orders over the phone. Tell me why your top client isn't paying this receivable?
I don't have someone looking over my shoulder here, I don't make calls its a waste of time.

Then either you suck at sales or are not a salesman at all......

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:51 pm

I need to see receipts for your expenses. You may say you were in front of the client, but the only way you are going to get reimbursed is to let me know where you were. If you say you're in Tacoma, but the gas station receipt is from down the street, you're in big trouble, buster.

Also, I have a report based upon outstanding receivables. We're taking 10% of this out of your commissions this month. If you don't want 10% taken out, get to the bottom of these receivables.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:59 pm

Neely8 wrote:
bishop wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: Are your ACT notes up to date? Sales Manager wants to see who your top 5 calls were today. Did you see your main client this week? I don't think you have enough contacts within your top client. You want a peek at those GlenGarry leads? I pay you to go out there and repreent our company, not just take orders over the phone. Tell me why your top client isn't paying this receivable?
I don't have someone looking over my shoulder here, I don't make calls its a waste of time.
Then either you suck at sales or are not a salesman at all......

I was wondering how long it would take for some jackass to chim in with that remake. I've been in sales for over ten years cold calling is worthless. let me clarify so you understand, if I'm working a customer or have someone approved for a purchase and I need to close I'll pick up the phone and get the deal. I'll go to work for a customer if its worthwhile and they are serious buyers

Now if I have some shithead walk on the lot and tire kick me around I'm not going to ask for this guys number so I can sit in my office chasing dead ends and missing fresh ups on the lot. A good salesmen 90% of the time knows within 10 minutes if someone is worth working over or if its just better to move on.

I'm sure over the years I've missed a deal or two by accident but I've more than made that up by not telemarking worthless calls and getting outside and working fresh customers.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:17 pm

bishop wrote:
Neely8 wrote:
bishop wrote:I don't have someone looking over my shoulder here, I don't make calls its a waste of time.
Then either you suck at sales or are not a salesman at all......
I was wondering how long it would take for some jackass to chim in with that remake. I've been in sales for over ten years cold calling is worthless. let me clarify so you understand, if I'm working a customer or have someone approved for a purchase and I need to close I'll pick up the phone and get the deal. I'll go to work for a customer if its worthwhile and they are serious buyers

Now if I have some shithead walk on the lot and tire kick me around I'm not going to ask for this guys number so I can sit in my office chasing dead ends and missing fresh ups on the lot. A good salesmen 90% of the time knows within 10 minutes if someone is worth working over or if its just better to move on.

I'm sure over the years I've missed a deal or two by accident but I've more than made that up by not telemarking worthless calls and getting outside and working fresh customers.

You sell cars?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:18 pm

What kind of a deal can you give me for this 2002 A4?

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:25 pm

Bishdip wrote:I don't have someone looking over my shoulder here, I don't make calls its a waste of time.

...what I'm trying to say is...I'm too busy KMOA to do anything useful.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:36 pm

Neely8 wrote:
bishop wrote:
Neely8 wrote: Then either you suck at sales or are not a salesman at all......
I was wondering how long it would take for some jackass to chim in with that remake. I've been in sales for over ten years cold calling is worthless. let me clarify so you understand, if I'm working a customer or have someone approved for a purchase and I need to close I'll pick up the phone and get the deal. I'll go to work for a customer if its worthwhile and they are serious buyers

Now if I have some shithead walk on the lot and tire kick me around I'm not going to ask for this guys number so I can sit in my office chasing dead ends and missing fresh ups on the lot. A good salesmen 90% of the time knows within 10 minutes if someone is worth working over or if its just better to move on.

I'm sure over the years I've missed a deal or two by accident but I've more than made that up by not telemarking worthless calls and getting outside and working fresh customers.
You sell cars?

RV's, Motorhomes, Pop-ups, hot sex.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:37 pm

ChargerMike wrote:
Bishdip wrote:I don't have someone looking over my shoulder here, I don't make calls its a waste of time.

...what I'm trying to say is...I need to post pics of my tat to make myself look cool, even though I cried halfway through the ink job.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:38 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:What kind of a deal can you give me for this 2002 A4?

I'm obliged to repeat this question. I'm willing to walk off this lot if you bitches don't make an offer.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:06 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:What kind of a deal can you give me for this 2002 A4?
I'm obliged to repeat this question. I'm willing to walk off this lot if you bitches don't make an offer.

Leave and don't come back, we don't deal here.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:12 pm

bishop wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
Bishdip wrote:I don't have someone looking over my shoulder here, I don't make calls its a waste of time.

...what I'm trying to say is...I need to post pics of my tat to make myself look cool, even though I cried halfway through the ink job.

...wow!..you're too strong for me bishdip, I'll have to back off!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:25 pm

Degenerate wrote:Your nickname isn't "The Machine", is it?

You rang?

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:34 pm

ChargerMike wrote:
bishop wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
...what I'm trying to say is...I need to post pics of my tat to make myself look cool, even though I cried halfway through the ink job.
...wow!..you're too strong for me bishdip, I'll have to back off!

That or quit taking pics of dudes arms.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:37 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:What kind of a deal can you give me for this 2002 A4?
I'm obliged to repeat this question. I'm willing to walk off this lot if you bitches don't make an offer.

We already made you an offer. It's right there on the sticker. That's what Audi says we should ask for it.

You though, you just have to have it for less than Audi says, right? You're that guy, aren't you?

Fine, I'll enter into your clever ruse. Ball's in your court, hero. It's counter offer time, bitch. Shit, or get off the pot. I got skanks waiting for me inside on my intranet.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:41 pm

bishop wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:What kind of a deal can you give me for this 2002 A4?
I'm obliged to repeat this question. I'm willing to walk off this lot if you bitches don't make an offer.
Leave and don't come back, we don't deal here.

So you work for Saturn? Do you guys get a lot of positive feedback on the cheap-ass Little Tykes interior of the VUE?

Van,
If you are too busy wif intranet chicks, kiss the commission goodbye. There's a sucker down the street who ain't too busy wif an s40.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:50 pm

So, you wanna dance or what?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:55 pm

Van wrote:So, you wanna dance or what?

No, I'm looking at an A4 down the street and want to compare it, and price, to this Volvo S40. They're saying 17even for their A4, so what is this S40 going to run me? Simple as that. No waltzing. No cha-cha. No "how's your mum."

Keep in mind the guy at the dealership wif the Audi smells of garlic and keeps telling me that my conversation doesn't rate. You've got to be nier than that meanie.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:11 pm

Listen, sport, I can tell you've got the savvy bit down. This ain't your first bar-b-que, capiche?

:points back and forth between our eyes:

Simpatico. We can do this.

I'll shoot you $100 over invoice but hey, mamma needs some new Manolos so you gotta pop for the Premium UnderCare bullshit package.

Shame 'bout Pujols, huh? Dude rakes.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:31 pm

You people have no clue how to sell.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:38 pm

The way Bishop Would Have Done It wrote:Listen, sport, I can tell you've got the savvy bit down. This ain't your first bar-b-que, capiche?

:points back and forth between our eyes:

Simpatico. We can do this.

I need need need need need this sale.

~gets down on knees and grabs customer's pants zipper~

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:47 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
The way Bishop Would Have Done It wrote:Listen, sport, I can tell you've got the savvy bit down. This ain't your first bar-b-que, capiche?

:points back and forth between our eyes:

Simpatico. We can do this.

I need need need need need this sale.

~gets down on knees and grabs customer's pants zipper~

You forgot ::eyeball's his wife first::

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:47 pm

Hey, if that's what it takes to get my bonus and the trip for me and the missus to Cabo...

I eat maroons like this Bace character for lunch. Fuggen' greenpeas. You watch. Before we're done here I'll have him all over the gold package.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:14 pm

Van wrote:I eat maroons like this Bace character for lunch. Fuggen' greenpeas. You watch. Before we're done here I'll have him all over the gold package.

No, I don't want the extended warranty. No, I don't want the 6 month warranty. No, I don't want the clear coat. No.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:17 pm

Floormats? How about floormats?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:19 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Floormats? How about floormats?

I'm listening...

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:22 pm

bishop wrote:You don't get that undercoat, you get oxidation problems!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:24 pm

For an additional $99.95(today, and today only), we'll upgrade you to the deluxe floormat package.

Actually, let me check with my manager first -- I think they've been losing a lot of money on the Deluxe Floormat Package...let me go check.

OK, my manager says that we're not doing the Deluxe Floormat Package anymore, but since I made the mistake of bringing it up, he said I can go ahead and offer it to you...I'm really going to get my ass chewed for it later, though.

So, you want the floormats?

This story inspired by a buddy of mine, who ponied up an extra few bucks for some BS "floormat package" just to shut the slimebag ERRRR salesperson up. They even showed him how cool the mats looked in the car he picked out. Then, after he signed the papers, they brought his new car around front for him....he almost made it home before he noticed they'd taken the "deluxe floormats" back out, after he'd paid for them....classic.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:26 pm

Degenerate wrote:
bishop wrote:You don't get that undercoat, you get oxidation problems!

The real difference in your BS smack is I don't ask for them to buy the warranty or the undercoat I just work it in the deal where they can't see it. I.E. in the TT&L fine print which no one reads properly.

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:27 pm

You rang, Bishop?

Sorry, I was a bit late to the office this morning and hit the ground running. Taking a moment for some lunch and checking out the board, and what do I see? A callout thread in my honor.

Anyways, I see that you've engaged in some hubub about selling stuff.

So what is it you want?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:28 pm

bishop wrote:I just work it in the deal where they can't see it. I.E. in the TT&L fine print which no one reads properly.

You DO hustle for Saturn!!!

Do they make cars for people over 5'8'' yet?

YD · Post by YD » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:40 pm

bishop.....

do you happen to hail from my neck o the internets?

you gotta style not unlike the feller Luth got a hold of in this thread. And I remember deleting a troll of his with that same nic?

http://www.stucknut.com/forum/index.php ... 189.0.html

savvy?

shot in the fog at best

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:20 pm

Not me sorry I've never seen that place before and judging by all the names with cities after them I won't be returning.