hey Dallas

d-townmike · Post by **d-townmike** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:08 am

I know you're all not happy about this worthless lunatic named Terrell Owens coming to your team this season, but after his performance on national TV tonight, I don't see him, or his mouth, making it past preseason.

I'm not a Mavericks fan by any means, but my girlfriend is, and we were watching the game tonight and they interviewed TO who was in the stands. Dude was wearing a fucking Heat jersey and a brand new Mavericks hat! He may as well have just said "fuck you Dallas, I'm just here for myself and the money" when he said, about him wearing the Mavs hat, "oh I thought I should start to show some love to this city somehow."

He's one hell of a wide receiver, but his mouth is what gives this dumbass his reputation and I'm so glad that Shanahan didn't get around to signing him. He wouldn't have survived one day at training camp with him as coach and since the Tuna is a lot more mean to his players than Shanny is, I don't see him lasting much longer after training camp either.

my condolences Dallas.

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:13 am

Agreed.

He's a top 3 or 4 receiver in games that mean virtually nothing. Get Me'O into a big game against a top level team with great chemistry and he's a peon. Rack our front office for not pulling the trigger when he was visiting Denver all offseason.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:37 pm

I think he'll be fine through training camp. He'll bite his tongue.. but about halfway through the season I think things are going to start falling apart. Dallas' line is weaker.. and the pass rushes of Philly, the Giants and the Skins alone will give Bledsoe headaches. He is not mobile and will not have a whole lot of time to throw the ball. That, combined with his rapport with Glenn will mean less balls for TO. I give it week 9/10 before TO goes off on Bledsoe.. and Drew is too think skinned to deal with TO's shit. He won't walk away like McNabb and Garcia did.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:24 pm

I didnt see anything wrong w/ what he said last night. He has more friends on the Heat and is a frequent visitor to Miami. Him and Shaq are boys. Lisa Salters asked him at the end of the interview who he thinks is going to win the series and he said, "I'm just a fan of the game. I have ties to both teams so I'll be happy no matter who wins."

I think TO is going to be on his best behavior this year IMO.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:54 pm

Are you sure?

NFL | Owens 8 hours late for his youth camp
From Inquirer Wire Services

Terrell Owens showed up eight hours late for his own football camp on Wednesday, the Dallas Morning News reported.

The new Dallas Cowboys receiver kept 90 players at the Terrell Owens Youth Football Camp waiting until 5 p.m. before he arrived.

The former Eagle threw passes to the campers and asked whether they had ever seen a better quarterback.

"Donovan McNabb," said one camper, giggling.

Rack that kid.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:27 pm

TO is the Ann Coulter of the NFL. He already has you guys melting.

sin

KC McFryCook

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:48 pm

and yet Randy Moss has been a model citizen in Oakland.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:13 pm

The Assassin wrote:and yet Randy Moss has been a model citizen in Oakland.

coupled with all those championships he's led your team to....I'd say you got a hell of a deal......

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:41 pm

The Assassin wrote:and yet Randy Moss has been a model citizen in Oakland.

and yet that pesky Scoreboard has made Raiduh doodoo come out as an impacted mass.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:31 am

Felix wrote:
The Assassin wrote:and yet Randy Moss has been a model citizen in Oakland.
coupled with all those championships he's led your team to....I'd say you got a hell of a deal......

Yeah you're right. I mean that SB ring T.O was flashing coulda blinded the building.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:24 pm

WhatsMyName wrote:... Get Me'O into a big game against a top level team with great chemistry and he's a peon. ...

Well, he did catch the game winning TD pass with 8 secs left against GBay in that wild card game...and he did come back to play in that Super Bowl loss where he had over 120 rec yds after fracturing his fibula and severely spraining his ankle..so its a bit of a stretch to say he's a "peon" in big games.

I dont blame Denver for not taking him..they have a quality team now. Dallas doesn't have much to lose at this point..

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:18 pm

e wrote:the eagles could have lost that game without him, too. how many touchdowns did he score in the SB?

0..point being?

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:36 am

What are we talking about here? Comments on a basketball game? Man, we're talking about a few comments on a basketball game. Not a Superbowl, NFC Championship game, or critical division game. We're talking about a basketball game.

Pathetic melting bitches. Let TO give you some real juicy shiznit during the season. Don't start stroking your vienna sausages about some comments he made at a basketball game.

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:45 am

Funny how these Dallas fans hated TO's guts when he disgraced the star, now they swing from his nuts shamelessly.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:09 am

DallasFanatic wrote:What are we talking about here? Comments
on a basketball game? Man, we're talking about
a few comments on a basketball game. Not a
Superbowl, NFC Championship game, or critical
division game. We're talking about a basketball game.

"We're talking about practice. We're not even
talking about the game, the actual game, when
it matters. Not a game, not a game, not a game.
We're talking about practice. What are we talking about?"

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:40 pm

WhatsMyName wrote:Funny how these Dallas fans hated TO's guts when he disgraced the star, now they swing from his nuts shamelessly.

Make no mistake, I hate TO and will never swing from his nuts. However his words at a basketball game are irrelevant as to how he will be in a football locker room. I honestly don't think he'll hold up and will be the cancer he has always been.

Nice going Tart. We need the audio clip for that one.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:14 pm

http://users.rcn.com/pkatcher/audio/ive ... actice.mp3

d-townmike · Post by **d-townmike** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:26 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:
WhatsMyName wrote:Funny how these Dallas fans hated TO's guts when he disgraced the star, now they swing from his nuts shamelessly.
Make no mistake, I hate TO and will never swing from his nuts. However his words at a basketball game are irrelevant as to how he will be in a football locker room. I honestly don't think he'll hold up and will be the cancer he has always been.

Nice going Tart. We need the audio clip for that one.

Those words he uttered at that game are just a preview of how this douchebag will completely bring down that locker room this season.

And that's assuming he even makes it past the preseason games without running his mouth about how Parcells won't give him enough playing time or Bledsoe won't throw him the ball and he'll take all that, along with his loser agent and end up back on ESPN crying like a little girl.

I'm just curious, Cowboy fan, how will you react if/when TO does score his first touchdown at Texas Stadium and he celebrates on the star?

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:11 pm

Mississippi Neck wrote:
WhatsMyName wrote:... Get Me'O into a big game against a top level team with great chemistry and he's a peon. ...

Well, he did catch the game winning TD pass with 8 secs left against GBay in that wild card game...and he did come back to play in that Super Bowl loss where he had over 120 rec yds after fracturing his fibula and severely spraining his ankle..so its a bit of a stretch to say he's a "peon" in big games.

I dont blame Denver for not taking him..they have a quality team now. Dallas doesn't have much to lose at this point..

*Replay would have shown that Rice fumbled on the previous play...Owens and Moss are 2 fucking selfish and will NEVER win a SB! KARMA is a bitch!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:17 pm

Cosmo Kramer wrote:
Mississippi Neck wrote:
WhatsMyName wrote:... Get Me'O into a big game against a top level team with great chemistry and he's a peon. ...

Well, he did catch the game winning TD pass with 8 secs left against GBay in that wild card game...and he did come back to play in that Super Bowl loss where he had over 120 rec yds after fracturing his fibula and severely spraining his ankle..so its a bit of a stretch to say he's a "peon" in big games.

I dont blame Denver for not taking him..they have a quality team now. Dallas doesn't have much to lose at this point..

*Replay would have shown that Rice fumbled on the previous play...Owens and Moss are 2 fucking selfish and will NEVER win a SB! KARMA is a bitch!

Yea, cause no selfish players have EVER won Super Bowls.

Shit, this is football, not kindergarten. Sometimes the kids who don't play nice get over. I'm no fan of TO, but if the Cowboys lose this year, it will be because Drew Bledsoe is a fucking cadaver in pads, not because of TO.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:05 pm

BSmack wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:
Mississippi Neck wrote:
Well, he did catch the game winning TD pass with 8 secs left against GBay in that wild card game...and he did come back to play in that Super Bowl loss where he had over 120 rec yds after fracturing his fibula and severely spraining his ankle..so its a bit of a stretch to say he's a "peon" in big games.

I dont blame Denver for not taking him..they have a quality team now. Dallas doesn't have much to lose at this point..
I didn't say that selfish players have never won a superbowl. I said that these 2 assholes won't win a superbowl. they lack the knowledge of the term team!

*Replay would have shown that Rice fumbled on the previous play...Owens and Moss are 2 fucking selfish and will NEVER win a SB! KARMA is a bitch!
Yea, cause no selfish players have EVER won Super Bowls.

Shit, this is football, not kindergarten. Sometimes the kids who don't play nice get over. I'm no fan of TO, but if the Cowboys lose this year, it will be because Drew Bledsoe is a fucking cadaver in pads, not because of TO.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:20 am

WhatsMyName wrote:Funny how these Dallas fans hated TO's guts when he disgraced the star, now they swing from his nuts shamelessly.

I'm not sure how pointing out the fallacy of your argument leads you to the above conclusion, but, you're at least consistent in your inaneness

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:21 am

d-townmike wrote:I'm just curious, Cowboy fan, how will you react if/when TO does score his first touchdown at Texas Stadium and he celebrates on the star?

Umm.."yea!"

Like I said earlier, if he works out it could be very good. If it doesn't, yet another losing season. Whatever..

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:04 am

Mississippi Neck wrote:
WhatsMyName wrote:Funny how these Dallas fans hated TO's guts when he disgraced the star, now they swing from his nuts shamelessly.
I'm not sure how pointing out the fallacy of your argument leads you to the above conclusion, but, you're at least consistent in your inaneness

I wasn't referring to you specifically, tard. In fact I didn't even see your post.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:00 am

d-townmike wrote:
I'm just curious, Cowboy fan, how will you react if/when TO does score his first touchdown at Texas Stadium and he celebrates on the star?

before T.O's signing HH wrote: You know, I might be softening my stance on TO. If it'll tweak the Eagles it might be worth it. TO will be on his best behavior for 1 year, he'll get to make two statement games against them. He's still a shitbag, but I know in my heart of hearts if the Cowboys sign him I'll pitch a fit, but the first time that fucker scores a touchdown I'll be one cheering hypocrit. I'd rather they didn't sign him so I can retain some semblace of dignity.

And don't fucking act like every last one of you wouldn't be the same. A guy is a douchebag when he plays for another team. When he's your guy, you cut him some slack.

T.O. will be the largest shit sammich I'll have to swallow as a fan. Haley was tough, Deion was worse, and the prospecy of what Keyshawn might have done could only be shadowed by having to not shoot myself for having Barry Switzer run the boy's. T.O. takes the basket, however, but at least I'm honest enough to know that'll all go away when he starts helping my team win. If/when he starts being a cancer... right back to shit bag status.

Don't lie... you know you all are the same way! You may bluster a bit for "internet coolness" but deep down we'll all sell our souls for a few more wins!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:40 am

Hh is right, of course.

Fans are shallow and simple.

The league's largest shitbag suddenly seems sort of .... alright .... when he's kickin' ass in YOUR colors.

Bill Romanowski.

Raider fans have embraced MANY other such characters.

As long as said shitbag doesn't crap the bed in your town everything is sunny side up.

If TO hurts the bottom line Cowboy fan will be quick to tar & feather his ass, but as long as he helps the bottom line there'll be no problem.

Every wonder why your own farts smell ok ... ?

~ George Carlin ~

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:58 pm

WhatsMyName wrote:
Mississippi Neck wrote:
WhatsMyName wrote:Funny how these Dallas fans hated TO's guts when he disgraced the star, now they swing from his nuts shamelessly.
I'm not sure how pointing out the fallacy of your argument leads you to the above conclusion, but, you're at least consistent in your inaneness
I wasn't referring to you specifically, tard. In fact I didn't even see your post.

Sure..whatever lets you wriggle away is fine by me.. :D

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:43 am

Yeah, that's it. You win. Rack you. Now get the fuck outta here.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:15 pm

Aw shucks..why should I leave when you provide such a target rich environment?