Ty Law signs with Chiefs

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:31 pm

Glad to see the training camp has started for the Board Bitch champoionships this year. We wouldn't to see KC fan strain a hammy or tear an ACL on the home stretch this year. Keep it up!

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:49 pm

poptart wrote:If it was me, Paul, I'd come back with a little more than the ol' supah-fresh meltdown pic.

Might as well ask him to turn water into wine while you're at it.

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:18 pm

poptart wrote:PISC is fun in a 'wait'll your father gets home' sort of way.

If it was me, Paul, I'd come back with a little more than the ol' supah-fresh meltdown pic.

Yeah, but that's just me.

Your ass doin' alright ... ?

Come on, pop, something fresh and original from the blabbering band wagoner? Not gonna happen.

Someone fix the needle please and you KC bros should get Polly up to speed and let him know about that new invention, the cassette recorder/player.
It might skip a little less but the shit kind of gets chewed up and spit out from time to time. Just like Polly.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:18 pm

Yo Duane,

Howz about an explanation on your mysterious dissing of the Jackasses!
Oh and while yer at it, why no return of PM's??

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:09 pm

Raydah James wrote:

Hope that motherfucker can cover for 12 seconds with that dogshit D-line.

This statement pretty much says it all, you better hope for huge improvement from this unit, if not this signing is just preseason myopia....

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:37 am

Good signing for KC.

Not so good signing for pretty much any other NFL defense that exists.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:16 am

Letting Ty Law go is a perfect example of how good team like the New England Patriots are able to compete at a high level year after year by managing their salary cap. Other teams like the Kansas City Chiefs make a little noise now and then with a signing of a Ty Law to keep their Fans excited.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:00 am

Chief Fan, Tamba Hali will be a force as a rookie.

http://pennstate.scout.com/2/549651.html

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:28 am

PSUFAN wrote:.scout.com

And no scantily clad, about to burst seams and hooks women? What's up with that? :wink:

Thanks for the link.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:45 pm

godzilla2002 wrote:Letting Ty Law go is a perfect example of how good team like the New England Patriots are able to compete at a high level year after year by managing their salary cap. Other teams like the Kansas City Chiefs make a little noise now and then with a signing of a Ty Law to keep their Fans excited.

The Homeless guy has the uncanny ability to read when a player is just starting on the downside of his career, and gets rid of him before the team suffers because if it.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:34 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Kinda like when the Donks signed Dale Carter, right?

At least the Donks make the playoffs.

Hey, I respect you Chief fans for being fans of a shit team win or lose. I'm a Titans fan so I know what it's like to cheer for a shit team. Of course, the Titans are just in a down spell. They will return. Football Jesus will probably take them back to the playoffs.

Anyhow, what I never understood about this group of Chief fans is the year in and year out "THIS is our year!" mentality. You guys remind me of the fucking Indian fans in Major League at the beginning of the season who are high on the team and eventually give in to reality once the season starts and you see how much of a shit team you actually have.

Props on backing your shit team. I truly mean that. You just need to back off the "SB or bust!" stuff.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:39 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Anyhow, what I never understood about this group of Chief fans is the year in and year out "THIS is our year!" mentality.

Paul's an absolute idiot.

Now you understand.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:51 pm

orc,

I seem to remember a kcdave and kcscott as well who suffered from the same kind of myopia. I haven't frequented the NFL board much in the past couple years, but for some reason I seem to remember those guys doing the same shit.

Sorry to lump ALL of you guys in with that group.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:08 pm

Scott and dave have moments of myopia, as all fans are prone to have, but those two guys are actually pretty measured with their takes.

What happens is that Paul's 'you've GOT to be kidding me' takes tend to overshadow a lot of the common sense displayed by other Chef fans in here.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:09 pm

Maybe that's what it is...sometimes you only hear the person that is screaming.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:31 pm

We're all capable of short-sightedness at times, but it's not a constant mantra ... at least for most here.

I'm all for backing your team through thick and thin, and I'm also guilty of occasional myopic comment; however, I'm as tired as anyone after reading the same meaningless drivel year after year.

Paul's become the poster child for the phpbb ignore feature and, unless Merck develops a pill that can make him smarter, I seriously doubt anything will ever change.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:55 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Excuse me fuckhole, but where EXACTLY did I (or ANY OTHER ChiefFan) state on this board that the signing of Ty Law means that "THIS is our year"????

War Wagon wrote:KC is now a legit SB contender.

Read less, post never.

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:26 pm

IndyFrisco wrote: You guys remind me of the fucking Indian fans in Major League at the beginning of the season who are high on the team.....

:?

"They're shitty"
"These guys don't look too good"
"Who are these guys?"
"THIS GUY'S DEAD"

:P

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:27 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Who the hell is "Polly"?

Point proven.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:09 pm

Dumbass wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote: You guys remind me of the fucking Indian fans in Major League at the beginning of the season who are high on the team.....
:?

"They're shitty"
"These guys don't look too good"
"Who are these guys?"
"THIS GUY'S DEAD"

:P

No, I'm talking about Randy Quaid and his entourage in the outfield banging the drum. The "too high" to be a homer guys.

ed: Make that Major League II

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:22 pm

I've tossed you against the wall plenty of times and you just ooze to the ground, cum dumpster.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:29 pm

I know you are but what am I takes?

Please...

Even your fellow fans think you're a tard, black sheep.

Polly wanna cracka?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:31 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
orcinus wrote:Paul's an absolute idiot.

Now you understand.
Fuck you too Dana. I'm not in the mood today.

Here to help, Paul

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:45 pm

...somebody Trots this sucker.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:47 pm

trots-are you out of your mind..........

this one's destined for the archives.......

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:49 pm

If every thread turned out to be a pile-on on Polly, than the archives would be flooded with Polly beat downs.

Oops, I forgot, they are.

Carry on.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:52 pm

Hell, I'm "new" here and it took all of 2-3 days to figure out who the board bitch was.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:58 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Hell, I'm "new" here and it took all of 2-3 days to figure out who the board bitch was.

Would have been a little more challenging if m2 was here....

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:05 pm

I meant the "NFL" board bitch. Not the "T1B" board bitch.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:08 pm

Felix wrote:trots-are you out of your mind..........

this one's destined for the archives.......

...maybe you're right Felix, threads that degenerate into pissing matches often end up in archives...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:33 am

IndyFrisco wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Excuse me fuckhole, but where EXACTLY did I (or ANY OTHER ChiefFan) state on this board that the signing of Ty Law means that "THIS is our year"????

War Wagon wrote:KC is now a legit SB contender.
Read less, post never.

Get the fuck off Paul, and get on ME then, motherfucker.

Paul is passionate about the NFL, and I gots no problem with that. Rack him for that, and fuck any you bitches who say otherwise.

In my book, that's better than some vaccillating cunt drip coming in here with some scared-assed shit take about how just maybe, if the stars align just right, their team might just maybe sorta' compete for the Lomabardi trophy this year...whilst simultaeneously grabbing their ass with both hands.

I've been saying that this is the Chiefs "YEAR" every year for the past 15 or so, but THIS year, I really mean it.

If that annoys you, get the fuck over it. I wouldn't even bother wasting my time logging on here to post some namby pamby bullshit other than that MY TEAM RULES and YOUR team is the utter sucksors.

If that means that I'm a myopic homer (I freely admit that), then so be it.

That's one of the reasons why I dig R-James...dude lives and dies (mostly dies) with his team, but never fails to take his medicine when it don't go his way.

I hope that clears things up for you, and others.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:45 am

Indy -

FatPaul and Whitey are the only myopic shitbag Chief fans on here. The majority of us live in reality and see the team for what they have been for over a decade - an underachieving group. Hell, I've had season tickets since '91 and they have blown home field advantage in the first game THREE TIMES since then. Just scroll past the drivel of these two tards for the real Chief fans. :wink:

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:48 am

Kansas City Kid wrote:Indy -

FatPaul and Whitey are the only myopic shitbag Chief fans on here. The majority of us live in reality and see the team for what they have been for over a decade - an underachieving group. Hell, I've had season tickets since '91 and they have blown home field advantage in the first game THREE TIMES since then. Just scroll past the drivel of these two tards for the real Chief fans. :wink:

Fuck off Kaley, you worthless piece of shit.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:10 am

War Wagon wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Excuse me fuckhole, but where EXACTLY did I (or ANY OTHER ChiefFan) state on this board that the signing of Ty Law means that "THIS is our year"????

War Wagon wrote:KC is now a legit SB contender.
Read less, post never.
Get the fuck off Paul, and get on ME then, motherfucker.

Paul is passionate about the NFL, and I gots no problem with that. Rack him for that, and fuck any you bitches who say otherwise.

RACK that.

Who the hell is "IndyFriscunt" and why should I give 2 fucks about this takeless slit again?

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:23 am

It's so cute how you all lick each others wounds.

You might want to get the posse together to help out Gaydar James in the MLB forum.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:28 am

WolverineSteve wrote:It's so cute how you all lick each others wounds.

You might want to get the posse together to help out Gaydar James in the MLB forum.

Bwah!

I've gone easy on this gameless gimp thus far...........

You're done steve.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:34 am

easy...let's leave your mom out of this.

I'm done....oooooh you think I'm afraid of the styro foam spikes on your shoulder pads? Or maybe the helmet you wear to games...yeah that makes sense. You've probably never sniffed the field you pussy bitch.

Gaydar James with an epic third grade level blast containing multiple oozing of bodily fluids from varying orifie references , and well strung together profane words, with a sprinkle of homo smack in 3...2...1...

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:37 am

War Wagon wrote:I've been saying that this is the Chiefs "YEAR" every year for the past 15 or so, but THIS year, I really mean it.

If that annoys you, get the fuck over it. .

Its not annoying at all...amusing perhaps.

That being said, thick or thin, I'm a Cowboys fan, but when they suck, I can admit it. Its ok...its called reality.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:44 am

Raydah James wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:It's so cute how you all lick each others wounds.

You might want to get the posse together to help out Gaydar James in the MLB forum.
Bwah!

I've gone easy on this gameless gimp thus far...........

You're done steve.

Training camps must be near ...

RACK RJ

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:45 am

WolverineSteve wrote:
Gaydar James with an epic third grade level blast

WolverineSteve wrote:easy...let's leave your mom out of this.

Seriously, this guy belongs in the Kick Your Own Ass Hall of Fame.

Fucking hilariously pathetic.

WolverineSteve wrote:well strung together profane words, with a sprinkle of homo smack in 3...2...1...

No need. Bottomfeeding tards like yourself require no effort on my part-especially the kind that do self asskickings for me (See: Any WolverineSteve post)