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Do Post Totals = Loser Life

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Seriously.

Brian and MV and Dins and on and on on....

So is this how you want to be remembered when you are dead?

Do a google search for "sambamboogie".
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Post by Goober McTuber »

Hey, we all want to leave our mark.

Theirs are on internet message boards.

Yours is on an innocent maple tree.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Hey, we all want to leave our mark.

Theirs are on internet message boards.

Yours is on an innocent maple tree.
Not to a drunk in the south.

TTB was just trying to get some extra syrup.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Hey, we all want to leave our mark.
We're still waiting for yours....
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Goober McTuber wrote:Hey, we all want to leave our mark.

Theirs are on internet message boards.

Yours is on an innocent maple tree.
TTB, you have to admit that was funny.

After that .nut poster was run, it feels good to post in peaceful harmony with y'all Yankees and Southerners...

Why people don't like Goobs' sick sense of humor is beyond y'all.
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That was funny the first twenty times..so I guess so. :roll:
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TenTallBen wrote:That was funny the first twenty times..so I guess so. :roll:
What about the AP photo of you and your sis'/wife looking for wireless internet...?



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That was kinda funny...
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R-Jack wrote:
m2 wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:That was funny the first twenty times..so I guess so. :roll:
What about the AP photo of you and your sis'/wife looking for wireless internet...?



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That was kinda funny...
No it isn't.

Not offensive. Not ironic. Not intellegent. Not substantial. Not anything.

Props for at least generating your limp wristed fecal throws from left field though.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

R-Jack, there's a reason you're a Raider fan and your family resides amongst smoke stacks in Rodeo.

I'll send ya a vowel for free... intelligent .

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Goober McTuber wrote:Hey, we all want to leave our mark.

Theirs are on internet message boards.

Yours is on an innocent maple tree.
And we all know where PSU left his. :lol:
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I guess it's time to hide the post totals again, to assuage the tards.
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Post by poptart »

Replace it with other vital stats.


Here are mine ...........

.7, 62, 12", zero, 165, 12 yrs, 365, none
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TenTallBen wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Hey, we all want to leave our mark.
We're still waiting for yours....
It’s that stain on your mom’s drapes.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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m2 wrote:I'll send ya a vowel for free... intelligent .

:lol:

Spelling smack from the shit troll whose biggest claim to fame is improperly
pluralizing word's <----- like this???????

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Post by Th »

Answer to original question posed in the thread - yes.
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Post by Goober McTuber »

If post totals = loser life, what does this = ?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... D=14909732
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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oh my.
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Goober McTuber wrote:If post totals = loser life, what does this = ?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... D=14909732
Blocked at the job. Did someone just gets k-pwnt?
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Bags & bags of fertile topsoil underfoot.
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mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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did you know that DrDetroit has the sixth highest number of posts and hasn't been here for almost a year.......

weird and wacky stuff.....
get out, get out while there's still time
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Post by PSUFAN »

How many TTB posts involve whining about shit like this? He's so above posting on the board that he's here to constantly remind us of it?

It's true that some folks have a lot of posts on the boards. Some people have been around just as long, and have failed to distinguish themselves beyond "you guys are losers".

If you're so much better than the folks who have x amount of posts, then take a hike, already...although, your appearances here certainly have been worth a few chuckles for the rest of us.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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Hmmm....let me think on this....

Let's see. In the last week or so, I've -

Got some strange.

Spent several days in a mountain cabin in a rainforest.

Set a new record for alcohol comsumption in a ski/resort town.

Came THIS >< close to knocking off a different, and very hot piece of strange(excessive alcohol consumption killed that deal, methinks).

Did some strange drugs, the exact nature of which I don't really remember.

Got too busy, and actually had to last-minute cancel a fishing trip on a world-class stream. I did however manage to at least catch A fish, out of A stream.

Worked at 3 different sites. Came across a new deal, that could turn out to be fairly lucrative.

Been a couple of weeks, but I attended a Major golf championship. Played golf since then, as well.

Had not one, but TWO chicks I know mention that they want me to come and help them have sex with another chick. TWO, different and unrelated, unbeknownst to each other(<---obviously my personal favorite of this list).

In between, I even called a few people "stupid fags" on this very website.




And that's only a partial list, obviously...just the things that came quickly to mind.



So yeah, Benji -- you have me allllllll figured out. My life would be an empty void without people like you and the Trools in it...really.
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Oh, don't get me wrong -- nowhere did I say I actually nailed any "hotties" this past week.

I said I almost nailed a hottie.


The ones I actually did The Favor for...not so much.

I mean, it wasn't like I was dealing it to the FNG's OL or anything, but...you know.
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mvscal wrote:
Felix wrote:did you know that DrDetroit has the sixth highest number of posts and hasn't been here for almost a year.......

weird and wacky stuff.....
His Park Place melt was one for the books.
no shit.....he prolly racked up at least 500 posts on that one alone.....

good times......
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Dinsdale wrote:Oh, don't get me wrong -- nowhere did I say I actually nailed any "hotties" this past week.

I said I almost nailed a hottie.
Sounds like every stretch of my "the last few days"
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Post by Ken »

TenTallBen wrote:Seriously.

Brian and MV and Dins and on and on on....

So is this how you want to be remembered when you are dead?

Do a google search for "sambamboogie".
Didn't you just post a thread over 'there' stating the place was dead and you were going elsewhere? Pullin' two rabbits out of one hat, eh?
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Dinsdale wrote:Hmmm....let me think on this....

Let's see. In the last week or so, I've -

Got some strange.

Spent several days in a mountain cabin in a rainforest.

Set a new record for alcohol comsumption in a ski/resort town.

Came THIS >< close to knocking off a different, and very hot piece of strange(excessive alcohol consumption killed that deal, methinks).

Did some strange drugs, the exact nature of which I don't really remember.

Got too busy, and actually had to last-minute cancel a fishing trip on a world-class stream. I did however manage to at least catch A fish, out of A stream.

Worked at 3 different sites. Came across a new deal, that could turn out to be fairly lucrative.

Been a couple of weeks, but I attended a Major golf championship. Played golf since then, as well.

Had not one, but TWO chicks I know mention that they want me to come and help them have sex with another chick. TWO, different and unrelated, unbeknownst to each other(<---obviously my personal favorite of this list).

In between, I even called a few people "stupid fags" on this very website.




And that's only a partial list, obviously...just the things that came quickly to mind.



So yeah, Benji -- you have me allllllll figured out. My life would be an empty void without people like you and the Trools in it...really.
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Sorry people. Shitty day. I got no other excuse. I'll try and step it up rather than bitch.

I know you were hoping for a TTB melt, but I don't have the energy.
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My high school chemistry teacher ( he was a bald fat man... so no glory like you see in the press now a days..) He talked about how chemicals react.

I'm still under the impression struck trees either burn or they just shred. If a tree melts then we are talking about another subject altogether. Of course, I know all about that and it doesn't hurt to be equipped with cordless drills.

Oh, and I was fishing for shark today and this big tittied blonde tried to score my fav spot. I didn't get laid or anything, but I laid some pipe.

Glad I could help.

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TenTallBen wrote:Sorry people. Shitty day. I got no other excuse. I'll try and step it up rather than bitch.

I know you were hoping for a TTB melt, but I don't have the energy.
Did you take down your MySpace page?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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What MySpace page? :wink:
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psst...it's still there.
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PSUFAN wrote:psst...it's still there.
It takes up to 48 hours to be completely deleted. Do with it what you like. I set that shit up two years ago before it became all the rave. Found some friends I hadn't seen in a long time. Hate on it all you want, but it's a damn good place to find unsigned bands.
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I have no interest in it. I'm merely pointing out that it's there.
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Dinsdale wrote:Oh, don't get me wrong -- nowhere did I say I actually nailed any "hotties" this past week.

I said I almost nailed a hottie.


The ones I actually did The Favor for...not so much.

I mean, it wasn't like I was dealing it to the FNG's OL or anything, but...you know.

So the strange that you did get wasn't hot?? Oh do tell.........

Ukoad is my favorite troll ever by the way......
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TenTallBen wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:psst...it's still there.
It takes up to 48 hours to be completely deleted. Do with it what you like. I set that shit up two years ago before it became all the rave. Found some friends I hadn't seen in a long time. Hate on it all you want, but it's a damn good place to find underaged chicks.

FTFY.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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PrimeX wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:If post totals = loser life, what does this = ?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... D=14909732
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