Do Post Totals = Loser Life
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- TenTallBen
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Do Post Totals = Loser Life
Seriously.
Brian and MV and Dins and on and on on....
So is this how you want to be remembered when you are dead?
Do a google search for "sambamboogie".
Brian and MV and Dins and on and on on....
So is this how you want to be remembered when you are dead?
Do a google search for "sambamboogie".
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Hey, we all want to leave our mark.
Theirs are on internet message boards.
Yours is on an innocent maple tree.
Theirs are on internet message boards.
Yours is on an innocent maple tree.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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TTB, you have to admit that was funny.Goober McTuber wrote:Hey, we all want to leave our mark.
Theirs are on internet message boards.
Yours is on an innocent maple tree.
After that .nut poster was run, it feels good to post in peaceful harmony with y'all Yankees and Southerners...
Why people don't like Goobs' sick sense of humor is beyond y'all.
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R-Jack wrote:No it isn't.m2 wrote:What about the AP photo of you and your sis'/wife looking for wireless internet...?TenTallBen wrote:That was funny the first twenty times..so I guess so. :roll:
That was kinda funny...
Not offensive. Not ironic. Not intellegent. Not substantial. Not anything.
Props for at least generating your limp wristed fecal throws from left field though.
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R-Jack, there's a reason you're a Raider fan and your family resides amongst smoke stacks in Rodeo.
I'll send ya a vowel for free... intelligent .
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It’s that stain on your mom’s drapes.TenTallBen wrote:We're still waiting for yours....Goober McTuber wrote:Hey, we all want to leave our mark.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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If post totals = loser life, what does this = ?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... D=14909732
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... D=14909732
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Blocked at the job. Did someone just gets k-pwnt?Goober McTuber wrote:If post totals = loser life, what does this = ?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... D=14909732
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How many TTB posts involve whining about shit like this? He's so above posting on the board that he's here to constantly remind us of it?
It's true that some folks have a lot of posts on the boards. Some people have been around just as long, and have failed to distinguish themselves beyond "you guys are losers".
If you're so much better than the folks who have x amount of posts, then take a hike, already...although, your appearances here certainly have been worth a few chuckles for the rest of us.
It's true that some folks have a lot of posts on the boards. Some people have been around just as long, and have failed to distinguish themselves beyond "you guys are losers".
If you're so much better than the folks who have x amount of posts, then take a hike, already...although, your appearances here certainly have been worth a few chuckles for the rest of us.
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mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
Hmmm....let me think on this....
Let's see. In the last week or so, I've -
Got some strange.
Spent several days in a mountain cabin in a rainforest.
Set a new record for alcohol comsumption in a ski/resort town.
Came THIS >< close to knocking off a different, and very hot piece of strange(excessive alcohol consumption killed that deal, methinks).
Did some strange drugs, the exact nature of which I don't really remember.
Got too busy, and actually had to last-minute cancel a fishing trip on a world-class stream. I did however manage to at least catch A fish, out of A stream.
Worked at 3 different sites. Came across a new deal, that could turn out to be fairly lucrative.
Been a couple of weeks, but I attended a Major golf championship. Played golf since then, as well.
Had not one, but TWO chicks I know mention that they want me to come and help them have sex with another chick. TWO, different and unrelated, unbeknownst to each other(<---obviously my personal favorite of this list).
In between, I even called a few people "stupid fags" on this very website.
And that's only a partial list, obviously...just the things that came quickly to mind.
So yeah, Benji -- you have me allllllll figured out. My life would be an empty void without people like you and the Trools in it...really.
Let's see. In the last week or so, I've -
Got some strange.
Spent several days in a mountain cabin in a rainforest.
Set a new record for alcohol comsumption in a ski/resort town.
Came THIS >< close to knocking off a different, and very hot piece of strange(excessive alcohol consumption killed that deal, methinks).
Did some strange drugs, the exact nature of which I don't really remember.
Got too busy, and actually had to last-minute cancel a fishing trip on a world-class stream. I did however manage to at least catch A fish, out of A stream.
Worked at 3 different sites. Came across a new deal, that could turn out to be fairly lucrative.
Been a couple of weeks, but I attended a Major golf championship. Played golf since then, as well.
Had not one, but TWO chicks I know mention that they want me to come and help them have sex with another chick. TWO, different and unrelated, unbeknownst to each other(<---obviously my personal favorite of this list).
In between, I even called a few people "stupid fags" on this very website.
And that's only a partial list, obviously...just the things that came quickly to mind.
So yeah, Benji -- you have me allllllll figured out. My life would be an empty void without people like you and the Trools in it...really.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Oh, don't get me wrong -- nowhere did I say I actually nailed any "hotties" this past week.
I said I almost nailed a hottie.
The ones I actually did The Favor for...not so much.
I mean, it wasn't like I was dealing it to the FNG's OL or anything, but...you know.
I said I almost nailed a hottie.
The ones I actually did The Favor for...not so much.
I mean, it wasn't like I was dealing it to the FNG's OL or anything, but...you know.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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no shit.....he prolly racked up at least 500 posts on that one alone.....mvscal wrote:His Park Place melt was one for the books.Felix wrote:did you know that DrDetroit has the sixth highest number of posts and hasn't been here for almost a year.......
weird and wacky stuff.....
good times......
get out, get out while there's still time
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Sounds like every stretch of my "the last few days"Dinsdale wrote:Oh, don't get me wrong -- nowhere did I say I actually nailed any "hotties" this past week.
I said I almost nailed a hottie.
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a butt load of people who sit in those small cubicles pretending to work while submitting a "take."
a butt load of people who sit in those small cubicles pretending to work while submitting a "take."
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Re: Do Post Totals = Loser Life
Didn't you just post a thread over 'there' stating the place was dead and you were going elsewhere? Pullin' two rabbits out of one hat, eh?TenTallBen wrote:Seriously.
Brian and MV and Dins and on and on on....
So is this how you want to be remembered when you are dead?
Do a google search for "sambamboogie".
Grandiosity rocks!Dinsdale wrote:Hmmm....let me think on this....
Let's see. In the last week or so, I've -
Got some strange.
Spent several days in a mountain cabin in a rainforest.
Set a new record for alcohol comsumption in a ski/resort town.
Came THIS >< close to knocking off a different, and very hot piece of strange(excessive alcohol consumption killed that deal, methinks).
Did some strange drugs, the exact nature of which I don't really remember.
Got too busy, and actually had to last-minute cancel a fishing trip on a world-class stream. I did however manage to at least catch A fish, out of A stream.
Worked at 3 different sites. Came across a new deal, that could turn out to be fairly lucrative.
Been a couple of weeks, but I attended a Major golf championship. Played golf since then, as well.
Had not one, but TWO chicks I know mention that they want me to come and help them have sex with another chick. TWO, different and unrelated, unbeknownst to each other(<---obviously my personal favorite of this list).
In between, I even called a few people "stupid fags" on this very website.
And that's only a partial list, obviously...just the things that came quickly to mind.
So yeah, Benji -- you have me allllllll figured out. My life would be an empty void without people like you and the Trools in it...really.
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My high school chemistry teacher ( he was a bald fat man... so no glory like you see in the press now a days..) He talked about how chemicals react.
I'm still under the impression struck trees either burn or they just shred. If a tree melts then we are talking about another subject altogether. Of course, I know all about that and it doesn't hurt to be equipped with cordless drills.
Oh, and I was fishing for shark today and this big tittied blonde tried to score my fav spot. I didn't get laid or anything, but I laid some pipe.
Glad I could help.
-Dinsdale
I'm still under the impression struck trees either burn or they just shred. If a tree melts then we are talking about another subject altogether. Of course, I know all about that and it doesn't hurt to be equipped with cordless drills.
Oh, and I was fishing for shark today and this big tittied blonde tried to score my fav spot. I didn't get laid or anything, but I laid some pipe.
Glad I could help.
-Dinsdale
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Did you take down your MySpace page?TenTallBen wrote:Sorry people. Shitty day. I got no other excuse. I'll try and step it up rather than bitch.
I know you were hoping for a TTB melt, but I don't have the energy.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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It takes up to 48 hours to be completely deleted. Do with it what you like. I set that shit up two years ago before it became all the rave. Found some friends I hadn't seen in a long time. Hate on it all you want, but it's a damn good place to find unsigned bands.PSUFAN wrote:psst...it's still there.
Dinsdale wrote:Oh, don't get me wrong -- nowhere did I say I actually nailed any "hotties" this past week.
I said I almost nailed a hottie.
The ones I actually did The Favor for...not so much.
I mean, it wasn't like I was dealing it to the FNG's OL or anything, but...you know.
So the strange that you did get wasn't hot?? Oh do tell.........
Ukoad is my favorite troll ever by the way......
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TenTallBen wrote:It takes up to 48 hours to be completely deleted. Do with it what you like. I set that shit up two years ago before it became all the rave. Found some friends I hadn't seen in a long time. Hate on it all you want, but it's a damn good place to find underaged chicks.PSUFAN wrote:psst...it's still there.
FTFY.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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This user has either cancelled their membership, or their account has been deleted."
Tsk.
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