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the way I figure it, if the seaslugs lose Hasslebeck that would pretty much guarantee them a Number 1 or 2 ranking on B's list........
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Felix wrote:the way I figure it, if the seaslugs lose Hasslebeck that would pretty much guarantee them a Number 1 or 2 ranking on B's list........
What is it about a team having a quality backup that you don't fucking understand?
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BSmack wrote:
Felix wrote:the way I figure it, if the seaslugs lose Hasslebeck that would pretty much guarantee them a Number 1 or 2 ranking on B's list........
What is it about a team having a quality backup that you don't fucking understand?
quit fucking whining........

you can rank whoever you want anywhere you want.......who gives a shit....

it's just the conspicuous absence of Cincy in your poll is pretty glaring....

especially having just knocked off the world champions......
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Felix wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Felix wrote:the way I figure it, if the seaslugs lose Hasslebeck that would pretty much guarantee them a Number 1 or 2 ranking on B's list........
What is it about a team having a quality backup that you don't fucking understand?
quit fucking whining........

you can rank whoever you want anywhere you want.......who gives a shit....
Apparently you do.
it's just the conspicuous absence of Cincy in your poll is pretty glaring....

especially having just knocked off the world champions......
I would have been more impressed had the Steelers not gift wrapped those last two TDs for them. Hey, it's not like I'm saying the Steelers belong in that list AHEAD of the Bengals.
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BSmack wrote: I would have been more impressed had the Steelers not gift wrapped those last two TDs for them. Hey, it's not like I'm saying the Steelers belong in that list AHEAD of the Bengals.
doh.......it's the old "if my team hadn't done this, that wouldn't have happened" syndrome......

been there, done that.......

you know, if frogs had wings they wouldn't slam their ass everytime they jumped......
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Felix wrote:
BSmack wrote: I would have been more impressed had the Steelers not gift wrapped those last two TDs for them. Hey, it's not like I'm saying the Steelers belong in that list AHEAD of the Bengals.
doh.......it's the old "if my team hadn't done this, that wouldn't have happened" syndrome......
No, it's more like I saw them play and wasn't overly impressed by either team. At least not impressed enough to call either team a top 5 team. Follow that up with the loss of their #1 tackler and the certain loss of Chris Henry and I'm even less impressed.

But hey, I'm sure you saw the game.

Right?
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BSmack wrote:
Felix wrote:
BSmack wrote: I would have been more impressed had the Steelers not gift wrapped those last two TDs for them. Hey, it's not like I'm saying the Steelers belong in that list AHEAD of the Bengals.
doh.......it's the old "if my team hadn't done this, that wouldn't have happened" syndrome......
No, it's more like I saw them play and wasn't overly impressed by either team. At least not impressed enough to call either team a top 5 team. Follow that up with the loss of their #1 tackler and the certain loss of Chris Henry and I'm even less impressed.

But hey, I'm sure you saw the game.

Right?
Good teams don't turn the ball over 5 times. The defending Super Bowl champs did just that and Cincy capitalized with 2- 4th quarter tds. You do that against a defense like the Steelers, IN THE 4th QUARTER, I'd say that makes you a pretty good team.
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jiminphilly wrote:Good teams don't turn the ball over 5 times. The defending Super Bowl champs did just that and Cincy capitalized with 2- 4th quarter tds. You do that against a defense like the Steelers, IN THE 4th QUARTER, I'd say that makes you a pretty good team.
Did you see the game? Those "drives" both started inside the Steelers 20 yard line. Again, I'm not saying the Steelers are better than the Bengals. I'm saying the Vikings are better than the Bengals.
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BSmack wrote:
Felix wrote:
BSmack wrote: the loss of their #1 tackler
http://www.nfl.com/teams/stats/CIN

Brian Simmons isnt lost.. Big ben looked lost..

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BSmack wrote:I'm saying the Vikings are better than the Bengals.
fair enough.......

you'll never convince me of that.....
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Post by Terry in Crapchester »

Back to the topic at hand . . .

1. Seahawks
2. Bears
3. Colts
4. Bengals
5. Jaguars



28. Browns
29. Lions
30. Texans
31. Raiders
32. Titans
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I'll put BSmack's bitter delusions on the backburner as well.


1- Cincinnati
2- Indianapolis
3- Chicago
4- Seattle
5- Jacksonville


28- Cleveland
29- Detroit
30- Tennessee
31- Houston
32- Oakland
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1. Bears
2. Colts
3. Ravens
4. Eagles
5. Pats


28. Dolphins
29. Browns
30. Cards
31. Titans
32. Raiders
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KUTTER wrote:1. Bears
2. Colts
3. Ravens
4. Eagles
5. Pats
not after the Broncos get through with them Monday Night.........

all you Raven lovin fags are gonna be crying a different tune......
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Top 5 (same as KUTTER)
1. Bears
2. Colts
3. Ravens
4. Eagles
5. Patriots

Bottom 5
28. Packers
29. Buccaneers
30. Lions :oops:
31. Raiders
32. Titans
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1. Chicago
2. Indy
3. Baltimore - though I'm picking them to lose at Denver Monday Night
4. Atlanta - Too much Karma in New Orleans - But still class of the NFC South
5. Patriots - Won't be here for long but impressive in Cincy

28. Miami - Props for Getting Houston off the list. Saban is my # 1 choice for first massive coronary
29. Detroit - How long till Millen disappears like Jimmy Hoffa
30. Tampa - congrats on that meteroic decent. Sorry but with a rook QB I see Many L's in the immediate future
31. Tennessee - Really bad and getting worse.
32. Oakland - Damn.... Not even the Browns at home? OK I know pity the Raider fans on T1B
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1. Chicago
2. Indy
3. Eagles
4. San Diego
5. Seattle

28. Houston
29. Miami
30. Lions
31. Tennessee
32. Oakland
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1. Bears (for motherfucking real)

and the rest...
2. Colts
3. Ravens (regardless of MNF result)
4. Eagles
5. Chargers


28. Dolphins
29. Packers
30. Lionss
31. Titans
32. Raiders
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1. Chicago
2. Indianapolis
3. Denver
4. New England
5. Cincinnati




32. Oakland
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1. Bears
2-5 In no particular order... Indy, New Orleans, Philly and Denver



28. Titans
29. Packers
30. Lions
31. Bucs
32. Raiders
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New Orleans ... ?

Their schedule has been relatively soft, Bri.

How do you figure them ahead of Cincy or NE ... ?
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poptart wrote:New Orleans ... ?

Their schedule has been relatively soft, Bri.

How do you figure them ahead of Cincy or NE ... ?
Because I've seen all 3 teams play and the Saints look better than either Cincy or NE at this time. This ain't the BCS, I'm just ranking who I think the best teams are at this moment.
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1 Bears
2 Indy
3 Philly
4 Denver
5 San Diego


28 Texans
29 Titans
30 Bucs
31 Lions
32 Raiders
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1) Denver
2) Bears
3)Indy
4) Pats
5) Cincy


28 K.C.
29 Titans
30 Bucs
31 Lions
32 Raiders
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upstart wrote:1) Denver
2) Bears
3)Indy
4) Pats
5) Cincy


28 K.C.
29 Titans
30 Bucs
31 Lions
32 Raiders
Tard

If this is anything other than a weak attempt a trolling you should retire.
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KUTTER wrote:1. Bears (for motherfucking real)

and the rest...
2. Colts
3. Ravens (regardless of MNF result)
4. Eagles
5. Chargers
:lol: :lol:

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Nixhex wrote:
upstart wrote:1) Denver
2) Bears
3)Indy
4) Pats
5) Cincy


28 K.C.
29 Titans
30 Bucs
31 Lions
32 Raiders
Tard

If this is anything other than a weak attempt a trolling you should retire.
Are you telling me the Bears are better then Denver ?

Who have the Bears played ?
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upstart wrote:
Nixhex wrote:
upstart wrote:1) Denver
2) Bears
3)Indy
4) Pats
5) Cincy


28 K.C.
29 Titans
30 Bucs
31 Lions
32 Raiders
Tard

If this is anything other than a weak attempt a trolling you should retire.
Are you telling me the Bears are better then Denver ?

Who have the Bears played ?
They have played Seattle and they demolished them. Denver has a great defense. So do the Bears. The Broncos offense has been less than impressive. The only game they showed some sort of offense was against the depleted Patriots secondary. The Bears offense has been outstanding. The Bears didn't make their schedule. They've just played who's been put in front of them. They've destroyed them all too. Denver got beat by the Rams and barely escaped KC (a team you list in your bottom 5 with a back up QB in his first start) at home. I think you could maybe make an argument for Denver at #2.
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upstart wrote:I know nuthing!
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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
KUTTER wrote:1. Bears
2. Colts
3. Ravens
4. Eagles
5. Pats
*ESPECIALLY after the Ravens get through with them Mules on Monday Night.........

all you Donkey lovin fags are gonna be crying a different tune......:twisted:



How'd that turn out anyway?
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Cuda wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
KUTTER wrote:1. Bears
2. Colts
3. Ravens
4. Eagles
5. Pats
*ESPECIALLY after the Ravens get through with them Mules on Monday Night.........

all you Donkey lovin fags are gonna be crying a different tune......:twisted:



How'd that turn out anyway?
not quite like he'd envisioned.....
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Week 5

Bears
Colts
Bolts
Eggles
Patsies


Browneyes
Lioness's
Dolphins
Titans






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1. Bears
2. Colts....... Barely
3. Chargers ...... Arrggghhh
4. Pats
5. Bengals .....by default


28. Dolphins
29. Bucs
30. Lions
31. Titans
32. Raiders
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1 Bears
2 Colts
3 Denver
4 San Diego
5 Seattle


28 Titans
29 Browns
30 Dolphins
31 Texans
32 Raiders
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1. Bears
2. Colts
3. Seattle
4. Chargers
5. Denver / New Orleans

28. Packers
29. Cardinals
30. Texans
31. Dolphins
32. Raiders

Lots of mediocre / bad teams but only a few good ones
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1. Bears
2. Colts
3. Chargers
4. Broncos
5. Saints


28. Lions
29. Cardinals
30. Packers
31. Texans
32. Raiders
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1. Bears
2. Chargers
3. Saints
4. Broncos
5. Seahawks


28. Packers
29. Texans
30. Dolphins
31. Browns
32. Raiders
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Post by Cicero »

Regardless of tonight's outcome, mine wont change.

1 Colts
2 Bears
3 Broncos
4 Patriots
5 Rams


28 Cardinals
29 Titans
30 Browns
31 Raiders
32 Lions
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