So the lord, won the Super Bowl...

420 · Post by **420** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:58 am

... for the Colts?

Tony Dungy's a fuckin' nut job!

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:05 am

i TROTS This in the NFL Forum.....so, Go serve the Lord

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:07 am

Dude might be a nutjob Jesus freak...but he's a nutjob Jesus freak with hardware.

WAR SCOREBOARD
RACK our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

420 · Post by **420** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:14 am

Qbert wrote:i TROTS This in the NFL Forum.....so, Go serve the Lord

Take your religious bullshit somewhere else, you fuckin' idiot.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:40 am

420 wrote:
Qbert wrote:i TROTS This in the NFL Forum.....so, Go serve the Lord
Take your religious bullshit somewhere else, you fuckin' idiot.

ahhhhh....Tit for Tat i see....

SPAM SERVED doesn't Taste too good does it?

NFL Forum is TARD Free = minus YOU.

(ya'know...you should REALLY consider NOT Trolling....'cuz I know that you're actually SMART?!)

Dungy wants you to Go and Serve the Lord.....btw...

1smoothG · Post by **1smoothG** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:14 am

Jesus is a piece of shit who needs to get his ass fucking KICKED!

That said...

He hates Dungy's son and the Bears, as do I. So if that piece of shit Jesus fucker ever shows up, once I am done punching him in the throat, I'll buy him a beer so we can laugh about those few things we do have in common.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:52 am

1smoothG wrote:Jesus is a piece of shit who needs to get his ass fucking KICKED!

That said...

He hates Dungy's son and the Bears, as do I. So if that piece of shit Jesus fucker ever shows up, once I am done punching him in the throat, I'll buy him a beer so we can laugh about those few things we do have in common.

Uh uh. This troll requires a fine hand. I get the feeling the creator no longer posts. Please return the keys.

1smoothG · Post by **1smoothG** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:01 am

Fuck off.

I'm psyched over the central Florida tornado death total, I just happen to hate the Bears. I hope your mother gets breast cancer. Seriously, I hope she cries over having her tit lopped off.

tao · Post by **tao** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:07 am

tuff gong wrote:Uh uh. This troll requires a fine hand. I get the feeling the creator no longer posts. Please return the keys.

says the guy that lifted the tuff gong handle ... i know the original legendary tuff gong that posted back in 1998 ... and you sir are no tuff gong.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:10 am

Yer fine, just keep movin'..

I made a fiver on the way out betting that the Colts' lunatic owner would Praise the Lamb....Cha ching......

War Spinoza (gently and lovingly awakening humanity from the nightmare of religion)

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:10 am

Same with Jim Irsay. Call him a nutter if you will, but he's going to be a nutter with a Super Bowl ring.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:11 am

Oh, yeah...

1smoothG wrote:If I see Jesus, I will fight him.

FTFY.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:14 pm

Qbert wrote:Dungy wants you to Go and Serve the Lord.....btw...

Fuck Dungy. If he wanted to serve he should have kicked the fucking field goal at the end of the game with 4th and 8. Fuckin bastard.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:42 pm

Hello, how are U?
I'm fine cuz I know that the Lord is coming soon
Coming, coming soon

I wasn't paying close attention, but did Prince
slip this backwards message in at 0.5 time ?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:22 pm

Wolfman wrote:Hello, how are U?
I'm fine cuz I know that the Lord is coming soon
Coming, coming soon

I wasn't paying close attention, but did Prince
slip this backwards message in at 0.5 time ?

That's how it's done on the record too. Tape loops were what he was using back then.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:00 pm

R-Jack wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Qbert wrote:Dungy wants you to Go and Serve the Lord.....btw...
Fuck Dungy. If he wanted to serve he should have kicked the fucking field goal at the end of the game with 4th and 8. Fuckin bastard.
He did. The Lord had the under.

So not only am I pissed at Dungy, but so are a million or so other degenerates who bet the back number over?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:13 pm

It's all about what you believe in...he's well in his right to say that. Religion is a touchy subject with most of us and we get our undies in a bunch if someone proclaims their faith...it was a fairly harmless statement on his part. I don't share his same beliefs but I will defend his right to say what he said.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:23 pm

I bought two $50 pull-tabs. One of them was 4-6. Rack that missed extra point and rack my $1,000 score.

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:25 pm

Rack the Lord and Rack Vinatieri's missed field goal.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:28 pm

Maybe Grossman should steal George Carlin's "Jesus made me fumble" bit?

It's not like he could anger Chicago fans THAT much more.....

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:29 pm

Shoalzie wrote:It's all about what you believe in...he's well in his right to say that. Religion is a touchy subject with most of us and we get our undies in a bunch if someone proclaims their faith...it was a fairly harmless statement on his part. I don't share his same beliefs but I will defend his right to say what he said.

Dungy can say whatever he wants to say. But he did clearly imply that it was preferable to have Christians coaching than non Christians. Which is an absolute load of shit.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:38 pm

So, you want Louis Farrakhan coaching the Steelers?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:40 pm

BSmack wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:It's all about what you believe in...he's well in his right to say that. Religion is a touchy subject with most of us and we get our undies in a bunch if someone proclaims their faith...it was a fairly harmless statement on his part. I don't share his same beliefs but I will defend his right to say what he said.
Dungy can say whatever he wants to say. But he did clearly imply that it was preferable to have Christians coaching than non Christians. Which is an absolute load of shit.

Must have missed that. I heard him acknowledge his blackness and Lovie's blackness, then minimize that for their humanity and belief in Christ. The implication I heard, is that even when dealing with people who often mistake kindness for weakness, the way of respect, acknowledgement of human dignity, etc.. etc.. can win. One does not need resort to dirty talk and fear in order to motivate others.

If you have a direct quote, that'd be nice. I just didn't catch the same wind.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:41 pm

Mikey wrote:So, you want Louis Farrakhan coaching the Steelers?

Hey the FOI are some disciplined dudes.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:50 pm

BSmack wrote:But he did clearly imply that it was preferable to have Christians coaching than non Christians. Which is an absolute load of shit.

His implication of saying two Christian coaches "did it the right way" is probably what would rub some people the wrong way. The rest of what he said was perfectly alright.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:06 pm

BSmack wrote:
Qbert wrote:Dungy wants you to Go and Serve the Lord.....btw...
Fuck Dungy. If he wanted to serve he should have kicked the fucking field goal at the end of the game with 4th and 8. Fuckin bastard.

I like the way it worked out. I had 7 and 9 on a $5 10x10 board. I have my choice of a 20" LCD TV or $350.

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:56 pm

Jesus told me that you know you've hit rock bottom when you try to insight a special olympiad pissing match by slagging off religion and nobody bites.

Next time mix in some racial epithets and maybe you'll get a nibble.

Better yet, try some fag smack and douchelord will just jump in the boat for you.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:18 am

1smoothG wrote:Jesus is a piece of shit who needs to get his ass fucking KICKED!

solid

That said...

He hates Dungy's son and the Bears, as do I. So if that piece of shit Jesus fucker ever shows up, once I am done punching him in the throat, I'll buy him a beer so we can laugh about those few things we do have in common.

give jesus a chance

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:40 am

BSmack wrote:
Qbert wrote:Dungy wants you to Go and Serve the Lord.....btw...
Fuck Dungy. If he wanted to serve he should have kicked the fucking field goal at the end of the game with 4th and 8. Fuckin bastard.

sin,

people who bet the over

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:23 am

I didn't hear Dungy's remarks.
I assume he gave thanks to Jesus Christ in victory.

1 Thessalonians 5:18: In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.

Christian athletes and coaches are sometimes pretty good about publicly giving thanks when it goes their way.
We rarely (if ever), however, hear a peep from them about being thankful to Jesus Christ in a losing effort.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:43 pm

poptart wrote: We rarely (if ever), however, hear a peep from them about being thankful to Jesus Christ in a losing effort.

Good point. Now that you've brought it up though, I have vague remembrances of the standard ... "Thank God for the opporuntity, nobody was hurt and blah blah blah" being said by losing teams before.

Of course, that could be MY own H.S. football experience muddying the waters, (we lost a lot) and the fact it was a Catholic H.S.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:02 pm

poptart wrote:We rarely (if ever), however, hear a peep from them about being thankful to Jesus Christ in a losing effort.

You mean the world is rife with fair-weather christians, hoping they can do just enough to get into the VIP Room?

No way, man.

You mean, like every single person on the field sunday, who might as well start climbing through the eye of a needle with their camel in tow(the passage that was the overwhelming winner in "things we 'christians' wish they never wrote" voting)?

So, all of those guys that don't give a shit about "keeping the sabbath holy" might not be that devout, and are putting on a front for show, on the assumption that God is as shallow as they are?

Sorry about pissing in your Sunday morning Cherrios, God, but thanks for the check anyway.

Religious folk crack me up.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:16 pm

The Christians act strange because they almost unfailingly don't have assurance of their identity, and what that means.
God's children.

If they are solid in this fact, what else do they need ... ?
The Creator God is with me.
What blessing can possibly be better than this ... ?

Non-believers -- God is not with them.
And this is severe ..... very.
God created man to be with Him, man must live with God.

Non-believers live in a cursed state, with destruction awaiting to crash in on them.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:45 pm

Poopfart =

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:00 pm

Frankly, I don't have a problem with Dungy thanking God for the win. While I am not sure if God REALLY cares who wins the Super Bowl as opposed to how many people died today in Darfur or Iraq, Dungy is one of the FEW NFLer's who actually is a true Christian and not someon who trots it out when they retire, get in trouble with the law, or when it is convenient. (Did anyone see Tank Johnson comparing himself to Jesus Christ on Media Day when he was asked about the litany of charges he has pending against him?) His faith has kept him grounded through a sea of professional and personal strife and I am glad that he won and only wish there were more Christians like him in professional sports and less of armchair/a la carte kind like Deion Sanders, Michael Irvin, Ray Lewis, etc.

Rack him and his God.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:16 pm

Rack Invictus. There is nothing more pathetic than those who bust out jesus only when they are in deep shit, usually due to very unchristlike behavior. Atleast Dungy does walk the walk every day other than that minor infraction about keeping the sabbath real or holy or whatever.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:59 pm

smackaholic wrote:Rack Invictus. There is nothing more pathetic than those who bust out jesus only when they are in deep shit, usually due to very unchristlike behavior. Atleast Dungy does walk the walk every day other than that minor infraction about keeping the sabbath real or holy or whatever.

Second that rack. I hate people who use religion as a crutch in their down times and use religion as tool or pawn to garner sympathy or consideration when they commit a crime. The ones who forget all about it in the good times.

As for Dungy working on Sundays....the man's job requires it. God gets his 10 percent from Dungy, I'm certain, so I bet He gives Dungy a pass on that one. The fundamentalists might differ but they're the same one's who believe people who masturbate will burn in hell.

Python · Post by **Python** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:21 pm

Husker4ever wrote:people who masturbate will burn in hell.

Aww, crap.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:22 pm

Python wrote:
Husker4ever wrote:people who masturbate will burn in hell.
Aww, crap.

Don't believe it Py, they told me I'd go blind and get hair palms brjjruiadkdmlxckiufnjlflkdfsldnkdsjdn,mdjsdusdkdjsndkssjdlslkksdj

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:24 pm

Python wrote:
Husker4ever wrote:people who masturbate will burn in hell.
Aww, crap.

I feel your pain, bro. I've felt the flames of hell lapping at my feet since the age of 12.

T1B

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