Hardaway = Guts

[See You Next Wednesday]

God hates gay people.



Why should Tim Hardaway be nicer than God?

Well God hates adulterers, too, and if we got those sinners out of the NBA there'd be no league. Not saying that would be a bad thing, mind you.

[smackaholic]

Just curious...should gay dudes be allowed to be middle school basketball coaches? Would you want your kid in a locker room nekkid with a gay coach?

You've all seen basketball diaries....

I've known plenty of gay guys, but I've yet to know one that was attracted to a 12 y/o boy.

Let's say your gay buddy does like boys. Is he gonna be all "day'um, dude check out that hot little dude" with you when you are hanging out?

No, he is not.

As for the gax junior high coach thing. Let's look at known facts here. Gax dudes are gax because for some odd reason, they are sexually attracted to other males. This is undeniable. The oft carted out arguement that they are only attracted to gax dudes is horseshit. If I see a hot lesie, I sure as hell am gonna thing, damn, I'd hit that with the lights on.

Also, call me a dirt old pervert, but, there are times I see some of those junior highschool girls and think to myself, self you should be put away for what you are thinking about doing to that little girl. Fortunately I am not dumb enough to act on my thoughts. Now, don't for one second try to convince me that gax dudes wouldn't have the same thoughts concerning jr high guys. Of course they do.

Now, 'splain once again to me why you'd be cool with a gax gym teacher passing out towels in the locker room.

Motherfukkers wanna teach? They got band or home ec. or french.

[Neely8]

If a person hates gays why are they called Homophobic?? Wouldn't that mean they were afraid of them?

[Nishlord]

Exactly. Probably describes not-Penny-Hardaway to a tee: a put-the-ball-in-the-basket robot who never needed to think about moral issues in his entire life.

As the great Alan Partridge once said; "I'm Homosceptic"

[Mister Bushice]

Alan Partridge isn't all that great. Besides, there's a good chance Alan's a faggot too.

[Nishlord]

Alan Partridge isn't all that great. Besides, there's a good chance Alan's a faggot too.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

[smackaholic]

wtf is an alan partridge?

[Mister Bushice]

Alan Partridge isn't all that great. Besides, there's a good chance Alan's a faggot too.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Oh yeah I forgot. you're right, he ain't a bundle of sticks or a cigarette. He's a nancy boy, though.

[War Wagon]

Gax dudes are gax because for some odd reason, they are sexually attracted to other males.

That's why they're called queers. I have no idea why any man would be sexually attracted to another man. It goes against the laws of nature. It's sick, abhorent behavior if you ask me. No amount of the supposedly enlightened media can convince me that homosexuality is socially acceptable.

Also, call me a dirt old pervert, but, there are times I see some of those junior highschool girls and think to myself, self you should be put away for what you are thinking about doing to that little girl. Fortunately I am not dumb enough to act on my thoughts. Now, don't for one second try to convince me that gax dudes wouldn't have the same thoughts concerning jr high guys. Of course they do.

Fucking A RACK! that.

The difference being, that those sick fucks will act on their thoughts if given half a chance.

[RadioFan]

it's their business as long as it's legal.

The vast majority of folks who are obsessed with men's dicks were very disappointed when the Supreme Court made it legal a few years ago.

so you hang around a lot of them?

Well, given that some of them post on this board, sort of.

[OCmike]

Let's say your gay buddy does like boys. Is he gonna be all "day'um, dude check out that hot little dude" with you when you are hanging out?

No, but pretty much all of them were either ass-reaming man whores or had steady boyfriends. The one exception to this was this gay supervisor I had during my illustrious career at Jack-in-the-Box when I was a zit-faced teenager. He was fat and ugly and couldn't get laid, even though half of fags seem to live by the "any cock in a storm" rule. So overweight, homely dudes can't even get laid if they're gay... It's a cruel world, I tell ya.

Dude was pretty funny though and everyone liked him a lot. As a hazing ritual, whenever some new 15 y/o kid started there, Sean would pretend to be hot for him and the whole group would be in on the gag. One of the other employees would walk back to the kid and say, "I don't know how to tell you this, but Sean seems to have a huge crush on you." Dude's response would either be, or "Bullshit". We'd then tell him to look around the corner and Sean would be looking over his shoulder, batting his eyes and playfully biting his knuckle. At this point, they'd pretty much all respond with . We'd play it up for an hour or so and then tell the dude that we were just messing with him. Crazy times!

As for the gax junior high coach thing. Let's look at known facts here. Gax dudes are gax because for some odd reason, they are sexually attracted to other males. This is undeniable. The oft carted out arguement that they are only attracted to gax dudes is horseshit.

You're right, they're attracted to attractive men, or dude's that are "their type"(i.e. tall, with dark hair or whatever). But no one likes to get shot down, and especially with all of the gay bashers out there, they aren't just going to start hitting on a dude just because they find them attractive...*especially* in a locker room or shower-type setting. They'll at least try to throw some signals their way and gage what the reaction is, the same way a hetero dude will look across a bar at a hot chick and see if she smiles when she looks back.

Most gay dudes that I've known essentially look at heterosexuals as "off limits". Really, what's the point of even trying to hit on them? What good can come of it?

Also, call me a dirt old pervert, but, there are times I see some of those junior highschool girls and think to myself, self you should be put away for what you are thinking about doing to that little girl. Fortunately I am not dumb enough to act on my thoughts. Now, don't for one second try to convince me that gax dudes wouldn't have the same thoughts concerning jr high guys. Of course they do.

Uh...you're a dirt old pervert. I might see the occasional HIGH school chick that stirs my loins, but even most 18 y/o's look way too young to me anymore. I can't think of the last time that a 13 y/o got me hot, 'cept for when I was in the 7th grade. I would think the same applies to gax dudes.

Even still, there's nothing wrong with finding someone attractive. Attractive people are pleasing to the eye. It's what you do with those feelings that matter.

Now, 'splain once again to me why you'd be cool with a gax gym teacher passing out towels in the locker room.

Motherfukkers wanna teach? They got band or home ec. or french.

French...lol.

Again, *no* teacher, whether gax or straight has any business passing out towels or doing anything else where kids are changing or are in various stages of undress for, any reason.

[OCmike]

That's why they're called queers. I have no idea why any man would be sexually attracted to another man. It goes against the laws of nature. It's sick, abhorent behavior if you ask me. No amount of the supposedly enlightened media can convince me that homosexuality is socially acceptable.

Seriously, what do you care? I can't imagine that KC or whatever suburb you live in is flamer central. In fact, I'd bet that you've probably never even *seen* two dudes kissing in public or anything of the type.

As long as they aren't dry-humping your leg at the mall, what do you care what they do behind closed doors? I'll bet you've never been hit on by a dude, had to sit in your car while a gay pride parade went through downtown or had your life adversely affected by gays in any way during your life. You leave them alone and I'd bet they'd leave you alone too.

Also, call me a dirt old pervert, but, there are times I see some of those junior highschool girls and think to myself, self you should be put away for what you are thinking about doing to that little girl. Fortunately I am not dumb enough to act on my thoughts. Now, don't for one second try to convince me that gax dudes wouldn't have the same thoughts concerning jr high guys. Of course they do.

Fucking A RACK! that.

The difference being, that those sick fucks will act on their thoughts if given half a chance.

Rack him being attracted to 13 y/o girls?

Okay, since gays are supposedly about 10% of the population, it's reasonable to assume that there are a slew of gay gym teachers out there. How come we've never heard about openly gay gym teachers being fired, or even an in the closet/possibly gay gym teacher being fired for hitting on a kid? You know how the news drools over inappropriate teacher/student relationship stories, so if there were any, we'd sure as shit have heard about it.

[Mister Bushice]

That's why they're called queers. I have no idea why any man would be sexually attracted to another man. It goes against the laws of nature. It's sick, abhorent behavior if you ask me. No amount of the supposedly enlightened media can convince me that homosexuality is socially acceptable.

Seriously, what do you care? I can't imagine that KC or whatever suburb you live in is flamer central. In fact, I'd bet that you've probably never even *seen* two dudes kissing in public or anything of the type.

As long as they aren't dry-humping your leg at the mall, what do you care what they do behind closed doors? I'll bet you've never been hit on by a dude, had to sit in your car while a gay pride parade went through downtown or had your life adversely affected by gays in any way during your life. You leave them alone and I'd bet they'd leave you alone too.

You've seen whitey mug, right? He's lucky a woman sleeps with him.

Also, call me a dirt old pervert, but, there are times I see some of those junior highschool girls and think to myself, self you should be put away for what you are thinking about doing to that little girl. Fortunately I am not dumb enough to act on my thoughts. Now, don't for one second try to convince me that gax dudes wouldn't have the same thoughts concerning jr high guys. Of course they do.

Fucking A RACK! that.

The difference being, that those sick fucks will act on their thoughts if given half a chance.

This has got to be one of the most bigoted, ignorant things I've read here.

Dumb fuck whitey, who has probably never even met a gay person KNOWS they would, if given half a chance, become pedophiles.

holy shit that's ignorant.

Then OC mike proves how wrong whitey is:

Okay, since gays are supposedly about 10% of the population, it's reasonable to assume that there are a slew of gay gym teachers out there. How come we've never heard about openly gay gym teachers being fired, or even an in the closet/possibly gay gym teacher being fired for hitting on a kid? You know how the news drools over inappropriate teacher/student relationship stories, so if there were any, we'd sure as shit have heard about it.

So where are all these gay pedophile coaches, whitey? They sure seem to catch a lot of 30 something white women fucking little boys, but no gay men. huh. Damn they're sneaky good!

[smackaholic]

Let's say your gay buddy does like boys. Is he gonna be all "day'um, dude check out that hot little dude" with you when you are hanging out?

No, but pretty much all of them were either ass-reaming man whores or had steady boyfriends. The one exception to this was this gay supervisor I had during my illustrious career at Jack-in-the-Box when I was a zit-faced teenager. He was fat and ugly and couldn't get laid, even though half of fags seem to live by the "any cock in a storm" rule. So overweight, homely dudes can't even get laid if they're gay... It's a cruel world, I tell ya.

Dude was pretty funny though and everyone liked him a lot. As a hazing ritual, whenever some new 15 y/o kid started there, Sean would pretend to be hot for him and the whole group would be in on the gag. One of the other employees would walk back to the kid and say, "I don't know how to tell you this, but Sean seems to have a huge crush on you." Dude's response would either be, or "Bullshit". We'd then tell him to look around the corner and Sean would be looking over his shoulder, batting his eyes and playfully biting his knuckle. At this point, they'd pretty much all respond with . We'd play it up for an hour or so and then tell the dude that we were just messing with him. Crazy times!

As for the gax junior high coach thing. Let's look at known facts here. Gax dudes are gax because for some odd reason, they are sexually attracted to other males. This is undeniable. The oft carted out arguement that they are only attracted to gax dudes is horseshit.

You're right, they're attracted to attractive men, or dude's that are "their type"(i.e. tall, with dark hair or whatever). But no one likes to get shot down, and especially with all of the gay bashers out there, they aren't just going to start hitting on a dude just because they find them attractive...*especially* in a locker room or shower-type setting. They'll at least try to throw some signals their way and gage what the reaction is, the same way a hetero dude will look across a bar at a hot chick and see if she smiles when she looks back.

so, given this logic, I guess it's OK for a dude to be the towel boy in the girls locker room, seeing as they aren't gonna try anything. you are going to that same 'they're only attracted to other fags' card I just mentioned.

Most gay dudes that I've known essentially look at heterosexuals as "off limits". Really, what's the point of even trying to hit on them? What good can come of it?

once again, bullshyte. this crap is carted out there as fact to try to make folks more accepting. They are gax. They are gax because they like cahkandballs. Period. When they see cahkandballs, they think "ummmm cahkandballs". It's that simple.

I'm not saying they can't be firemen or french teachers or dog catchers, but, there are a few things I don't want them doing.

Also, call me a dirt old pervert, but, there are times I see some of those junior highschool girls and think to myself, self you should be put away for what you are thinking about doing to that little girl. Fortunately I am not dumb enough to act on my thoughts. Now, don't for one second try to convince me that gax dudes wouldn't have the same thoughts concerning jr high guys. Of course they do.

Uh...you're a dirt old pervert. I might see the occasional HIGH school chick that stirs my loins, but even most 18 y/o's look way too young to me anymore. I can't think of the last time that a 13 y/o got me hot, 'cept for when I was in the 7th grade. I would think the same applies to gax dudes.

Even still, there's nothing wrong with finding someone attractive. Attractive people are pleasing to the eye. It's what you do with those feelings that matter.

girls are hitting puberty in fukking kindergarden these days with all the "supplements" they get in their diet. By the time they hit 8th grade, many of them have bodies that won't quit. Your denial of this possibly 'splains your defense of fags in this thread.

Now, 'splain once again to me why you'd be cool with a gax gym teacher passing out towels in the locker room.

Motherfukkers wanna teach? They got band or home ec. or french.

French...lol.

Again, *no* teacher, whether gax or straight has any business passing out towels or doing anything else where kids are changing or are in various stages of undress for, any reason.

bullshit. kids that age are fukkups. leave them alone for 3 minutes and they are doing something really fukking dumb, if not outright criminal. Did you guys have those water fire extinguishers in your locker room? Best fukking super soaker ever. I know this because sometimes our swimming coach wasn't in the locker room.

[War Wagon]

Seriously, what do you care? I can't imagine that KC or whatever suburb you live in is flamer central. In fact, I'd bet that you've probably never even *seen* two dudes kissing in public or anything of the type.

As long as they aren't dry-humping your leg at the mall, what do you care what they do behind closed doors? I'll bet you've never been hit on by a dude, had to sit in your car while a gay pride parade went through downtown or had your life adversely affected by gays in any way during your life. You leave them alone and I'd bet they'd leave you alone too.

Actually, KC has a quite large contingent of pole smoking fudge packers. Back in the day, they used to hang out in droves at night at the Liberty Memorial.

When I was a teen-ager, I used to work downtown at the Midland theater. Before I had a car, i used to ride the bus. It would almost never fucking fail that some fag cruising around late at night would try to pick me up while I was waiting at the bus stop at 13th and Grand. Yes, they do try to prey on under-age kids.

Fuck you for thinking you know a damn thing about me or my life. Fuck you and anyone else (Bushice) who, explicitly or implicitly, tolerates fags. I hope they all die from AIDS.

[trev]

Wags, I'm sorry that happened to you. As a female I've had a few weirdo's hit on me as a teen (and younger). He was a stranger and a perv and that's not right. There are straight pervs also. You can hate the pervs and the ped's but you can't hate on an entire group of (gay) people. Think about it.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

$20 says Whitey's gotten hit on by more pedos than women.

To this day, even.

[Moving Sale]

So the assumption here is that all gays are pedophiles? Link?

Not all just anywhere from 25 to 40 percent of them are.

The best epidemiological evidence indicates that only 2 to 4 percent of men attracted to adults prefer men (ACSF Investigators, 1992; Billy et al.,1993; Fay et al.,1989; Johnson et al.,1992); in contrast, around 25 to 40 percent of men attracted to children prefer boys (Blanchard et al.,1999; Gebhard et al.,1965; Mohr et al.,1964). Thus, the rate of homosexual attraction is 6 to 20 times higher among pedophiles."[18]

Hey dumbass, that quote says 25 to 40 % of male pedos are fags not 25 to 40% of "all [male] gays are pedophiles."

Dolt.

[OCmike]

so, given this logic, I guess it's OK for a dude to be the towel boy in the girls locker room, seeing as they aren't gonna try anything. you are going to that same 'they're only attracted to other fags' card I just mentioned.

You're not this stupid, so why are you even trying this tangent?

once again, bullshyte. this crap is carted out there as fact to try to make folks more accepting. They are gax. They are gax because they like cahkandballs. Period. When they see cahkandballs, they think "ummmm cahkandballs". It's that simple.


You know this how? You're not gay and one can safely assume that you've never had gay friends or had many(or any) conversations with gays, so how the hell can you make any sort of blanket statements about what all of them like? The entire concept of being gay is completely foreign to you, so I'd love to hear your explanation on why you're now an authority on all things gay. I'll wait right here----->.

To put it another way, are you attracted to every pussy you see? Every one? On a 4 y/o girl? Or those that have been fucked so many times that the lips won't even suck back up inside when they take a cold shower and they're stuck with a droopy-lipped hanglow gash? Uh, probably not. But gays are different because you're such an authority on all things fag, right? Okay.

girls are hitting puberty in fukking kindergarden these days with all the "supplements" they get in their diet. By the time they hit 8th grade, many of them have bodies that won't quit. Your denial of this possibly 'splains your defense of fags in this thread.

I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to pull the "you must be a fag" card at those approaching this subject from a common sense angle. I kind of figured it would be a bigot like mvscal or one of the board tards. Kind of surprised that it's you...

Like most people, I was weirded out by gays when I was younger, but once I got out of high school and travelled a bit around the world and met some gays who were solid, often funny people, but just preferred an anus to a fuzzy fuck pouch, I came to accept them.

I'm personally still revolted by two dudes kissing, let alone going yard on each other's turd chute. It's just not something I care to see or visualize. But just as I can change my channel, rather than file a report with the FCC if I'm offended by a tv program, I can look somewhere else if two gays are kissing. I don't have to file a petition to have them removed from my neighborhood or kick their ass or any other such nonsense.

Is it that you're afraid that your kids might be gay? After all, even in an inappropriate adult/adolescent relationship, it still takes two to tango. One person makes the advance and the other either accepts or rejects it.

As to your other assertion, the most I'd ever think of while looking at a 13 y/o girl with an adult body is "I'll bet she'll be hot when she's older". Never would I ever think, at age 35, "Man, would I like to nail the shit out of that". Jesus, R. Smackakelly...get some help. If you're talking about a high school age chick who looks more mature and is fully developed, that's different. At least those girls look like adults.

bullshit. kids that age are fukkups. leave them alone for 3 minutes and they are doing something really fukking dumb, if not outright criminal. Did you guys have those water fire extinguishers in your locker room? Best fukking super soaker ever. I know this because sometimes our swimming coach wasn't in the locker room.

So you want a coach standing next to your son while he gets completely naked and changes into a swimsuit just because he might get into some mischief? The second you hit "submit", 40 pedophiles just applied to be a P.E. teacher at your local junior high. Nice going.

Actually, KC has a quite large contingent of pole smoking fudge packers. Back in the day, they used to hang out in droves at night at the Liberty Memorial.

So you knew not to go there if that's not what you were looking for, right? What's the problem?

When I was a teen-ager, I used to work downtown at the Midland theater. Before I had a car, i used to ride the bus. It would almost never fucking fail that some fag cruising around late at night would try to pick me up while I was waiting at the bus stop at 13th and Grand. Yes, they do try to prey on under-age kids.

Uh, those aren't "normal" gays, anymore than a 60 y/o man who goes to an elementary school playground to try to pick up and nail a 10 y/o girl is a "normal" heterosexual. Those are called "pedophiles", dumbass.

pe·do·phile [pee-duh-fahyl] –noun
- an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.

The dictionary is your friend, Whitey.

Fuck you for thinking you know a damn thing about me or my life. Fuck you and anyone else (Bushice) who, explicitly or implicitly, tolerates fags. I hope they all die from AIDS.

Look, Beavis, I don't know you, and have never been to your house or city. There are times on a message board like this where people are going to have to make assumptions or guesses based on what we know about you and/or the area that you live in based on what you post. Once in awhile those assertions may be...shocker...incorrect. So what? Lighten the fuck up.

Most gays that I've known, whether homos and lezzies have been if nothing else, very nice people. You wish death on them? Wow...I pity you.

[smackaholic]

" What in the wide world of sports are you boys doing? I'm paying you to lay track, not prance around like a buncha kansas city faggots"

Just how does a KC faggot prance, WW?

[War Wagon]

I won't take that bet until I know if he's still hangin' out every night at 13th and Grand in KC. WW?

Huh?

I worked downtown Mace. I wasn't "hanging" out there.

Don't take that bet.

Anyways, should I put you down as one who tolerates fags?

Fucking sheep is one thing, but I've never accused you of fucking a male sheep.

[Mister Bushice]

Face it whitey, you're an uneducated bigot. You were molested at the bus stop when you were young, you had a late conversion to jesus to help cope with your personal shit, and now you're all neo conservative christian extreme right " Jesus loves everyone but the fags"

Here's a song for ya, whitey. Courtesy of The Hollies. Lyrics perverted without permission:

Bus stop, wet day
I'm there, he's gay
"Please share my umbrella" ;)

Bus Stop, Bus goes,
I stay, he gropes
Under the umbrella

All that summer I'm employed there
Bus rides were so fine
That umbrella hid our joy there
I always liked the ride

Every evening I would see them waiting at the stop
Sometimes they'd drop
Their drawers to show me what they've got.
All the people stared at queers who worked me til I drained
Somedays I wish my forklift job could be the same.

Bus stop wetbacks. They've got small cacks
They don't like umbrellas
Warehouse so slow, no jobs that blow
I'm in need of "fellas"

One of these days I might ride it
The bus that gay guys like
I'll bring along my rainbow "brella"
To show off my gay pride...

Huh?

I worked downtown Mace.

[Goober McTuber]

RACK Mr. B.

[KC Scott]

Rack Mace -

Wags your kinda going Fred Phelps here, dude.

Check yourself and consider that since your girl is a softball player - there's about a 99.9% chance she's got dykes as teammates - now does your hateraid extend to those girls as well?

[Goober McTuber]

Better yet, what’s Whitey going to do when he finds out his little girl is a clam-digger?

[Dinsdale]

Check yourself and consider that since your girl is a softball player - there's about a 99.9% chance ...

Of something.

But we wouldn't want Whitey's head to explode, now would we?

[War Wagon]

Wags your kinda going Fred Phelps here, dude.

Check yourself and consider that since your girl is a softball player - there's about a 99.9% chance she's got dykes as teammates - now does your hateraid extend to those girls as well?

Nah, lesbianism is ok, as long as both chicks are really hot.

Seriously, the comparison isn't really valid, as I doubt that many female muff-munchers are out on the streets trying to prey on under-aged girls. On the other hand, I know that fags are on the streets trying to pick-up under-aged boys.

For Bitchshice the fag lover, when those queers tried to pick me up, I told them what I always tell you... GFY.

For Mace, tolerance of what consenting adults do behind closed doors is one thing, as long as they don't throw that shit up in my face celebrating their pervesity like it's some God given right. Then wanting tax breaks, legal unions, insurance benefits for their "spouse", adoption rights, etc.

I get sick of the supposedly "enlightened" trying to pass off an abomination as being acceptable behavior. I don't go out of my way to bash queers, but when the subject comes up, I'll voice my objections in no uncertain terms. While simply killing them all isn't an attractive option, they can damn sure go burn in hell as far as I'm concerned.

For Dins and Goobs: My daughter is a 100% dedicated and committed Christian. She despises homosexuality even worse than I do, if that's possible. She has a nice scholarship from a school called Evangel, you dimwits. Get it?

My head may explode someday, if she gives me the 6 grandchildren she's told me that she intends to have. I believe in her, as I haven't seen her fail once to accomplish what she's set as a goal. Would that you two losers (and myself) had even half her drive to succeed. We probably wouldn't be wasting our time posting on message boards.

[OCmike]

Nah, lesbianism is ok, as long as both chicks are really hot.

Uh, that only happens on pron websites. At most, usually one is hot and the other looks like my Uncle, except he's got a bigger rack.

On the other hand, I know that fags are on the streets trying to pick-up under-aged boys.

pe·do·phile [pee-duh-fahyl] –noun
- an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.

For Bitchshice the fag lover, when those queers tried to pick me up, I told them what I always tell you... GFY.

Yeah, I buy that. You really come off as such an intimidating presence, what, being 135 lbs soaking wet and all. More likely is that you nervously stammered, "Please, I...I...I just want to be left alone" as you tried not to piss your pants.

Save the internet tough guy routine. We've all seen your pic.

For Mace, tolerance of what consenting adults do behind closed doors is one thing, as long as they don't throw that shit up in my face

I love it when homophobes lob out that "as long as it's not up in my face" line. Like two gay dudes go walking down the street until they see Whitey.

Oooooh. There'sss a hetero. Come on, Pierre, let's kiss right in front of him!

Uh, probably not.

For Dins and Goobs: My daughter is a 100% dedicated and committed Christian. She despises homosexuality even worse than I do, if that's possible. She has a nice scholarship from a school called Evangel, you dimwits. Get it?

Yeah, Ted Haggard was a 100% dedicated and committed Christian too, and a minister to boot, but that didn't stop him from taking a hog up his crapper.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

My daughter is a 100% dedicated and committed Christian. She despises homosexuality even worse than I do

Here's the clincher. Face it, your daughter has sucked more carpet than a Hoover.

And since it's doubtful she's hot coming from your genes, that must mean it's not acceptable.

[Goober McTuber]

Jeebus, Whitey, we’ve all seen your picture, yet you want us to believe that multiple gay men tried to hit on you? I’d hazard a guess that any self-respecting fag would probably consider you to be a two-bagger. Perhaps a tea-bagging two-bagger.

And your little rug-rat turned rug-muncher is attending Evangel. That would be Assemblies of God, right? Speaking in tongues, the Rapture, no alcohol or tobacco, etc. Yeah, that type of doctrine has never produced rebellious young people, has it. I'm sure she looks nice in flannel.

[BSmack]

For Dins and Goobs: My daughter is a 100% dedicated and committed Christian. She despises homosexuality even worse than I do, if that's possible. She has a nice scholarship from a school called Evangel, you dimwits. Get it?

Yea, I get it. You know what the difference between public school kids and Christian School kids is?

The Christian kids have years of experience bamboozling their parents.

Dave, I fucking GUARANTEE your daughter has a deep dark secret she has been hiding from you for years. It might be some little shit like blowing some weed, or maybe blowing the boy next door (mix in a fence dude). Or it might be that she got herself knocked up, aborted her child and is seething with this unconscious self loathing that manifests itself in a knee jerk adherence to your fundamentalist doctrine.

[BSmack]

And your little rug-rat turned rug-muncher is attending Evangel. That would be Assemblies of God, right? Speaking in tongues, the Rapture, no alcohol or tobacco, etc. Yeah, that type of doctrine has never produced rebellious young people, has it. I'm sure she looks nice in flannel.

Aw but come on Goobs. They're such clean and wholesome girls. Who wants to imagine them getting all freaky with vibrators and dildos?



OK, so pretty much the whole board does.

PS: I'm not sure which one (if any is 'lil Whitey). In fact I think this is an old picture.

[Goober McTuber]

And your little rug-rat turned rug-muncher is attending Evangel. That would be Assemblies of God, right? Speaking in tongues, the Rapture, no alcohol or tobacco, etc. Yeah, that type of doctrine has never produced rebellious young people, has it. I'm sure she looks nice in flannel.

Aw but come on Goobs. They're such clean and wholesome girls. Who wants to imagine them getting all freaky with vibrators and dildos?



OK, so pretty much the whole board does.

PS: I'm not sure which one (if any is 'lil Whitey). In fact I think this is an old picture.

Only one ugly enough to be Whitey’s daughter is back row middle.

[BSmack]

Only one ugly enough to be Whitey’s daughter is back row middle.

You're presuming Mrs. Wags was a 100% committed Christian wife.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Abstract hate. Have you ever heard of the term Wags? You should have, as you and several other posters are exhibiting it in this and other threads on the subject of gays.

ab·stract
Pronunciation: ab-'strakt, Function: adjective
1 a : disassociated from any specific instance b : difficult to understand c : insufficiently factual :

hate
Pronunciation: 'hAt, Function: noun
1 a : intense hostility and aversion usually deriving from fear, anger, or sense of injury b : extreme dislike or antipathy :

For instance, saying something as vile as "Fuck you and anyone else (Bushice) who, explicitly or implicitly, tolerates fags. I hope they all die from AIDS.", no matter how you might actually feel about one group of people or another, is flat out bigotry. Now trust this, I'm not going to get on any soapbox to defend the gay lifestyle, however....racism, bigotry and irrational abstract hatered is simply intolerable. I might not personally like the "lifestyle", I might just in fact, have a very personal reason to hold a level of animosity for gays. Yet, that would be generalizing, throwing a blanket statement of dislike for every member of said group. And that my dear Wags, is wrong. I have met and become casual friends with a couple of gay people in the course of my life, men and women. Not one of them was freakish, not one of them was a pedophile, not one of them were intent on "hitting on me". They were, and are, just good people who happen to live life in a manner which I happen to disagree with. Not hate, not wish death upon, just disagree. And therein lies the difference between an OCMike or myself, and someone like you, who's mind is warped by a level of hate that has no basis in rationality.

It's just impure and blind hate. An aversion of a group of people based on fear and fear alone. Would you wish this same level of hate on blacks? On Jews? For Christ's sake Wags, you're just a couple of goose-steps away from marching down Adolph Hitler Blvd.

Nah, lesbianism is ok, as long as both chicks are really hot.

Seriously, the comparison isn't really valid, as I doubt that many female muff-munchers are out on the streets trying to prey on under-aged girls. On the other hand, I know that fags are on the streets trying to pick-up under-aged boys.

You meant the lesbianism comment as a joke, yet deep down, you really mean it. So why the discrepancy? Gay is gay, right? And trust this Wags, while there is an element of gays that do indeed try to pick-up on the underaged, pedophiles come in straight colors as well. Being gay doesn't make you a ped. Being a ped does. They're two seperate issues. Keep 'em straight...so to speak. Also, lesbos cruise for kicks too. It isn't just a fag thing. And speaking of cruising, don't most red-blooded American males, and a few females, go cruising down "the strip" to pick up the opposite sex in youth? "American Graffitti" ring any bells?

For Bitchshice the fag lover, when those queers tried to pick me up, I told them what I always tell you... GFY.

Not to speak for Bushice, but I seriously doubt he is a "fag lover". Tolerance does not equate to love. Believe it or not, I am sympathetic to your story of trying to be hit on by gays. Being approached in an inappropriate manner is not only rude, it's wrong. So to a degree, albeit a small one, you may have a reason for disliking gay people. Dislike. Not hate. Remember, nothing happened to you. You weren't kissed, you weren't groped, you weren't raped. Wishing aids and death is a pretty damn extreme level of wrath for being "hit on", don't you think?

Oh wait, you don't think. That's the problem.

For Mace, tolerance of what consenting adults do behind closed doors is one thing, as long as they don't throw that shit up in my face celebrating their pervesity like it's some God given right. Then wanting tax breaks, legal unions, insurance benefits for their "spouse", adoption rights, etc.

I get sick of the supposedly "enlightened" trying to pass off an abomination as being acceptable behavior. I don't go out of my way to bash queers, but when the subject comes up, I'll voice my objections in no uncertain terms. While simply killing them all isn't an attractive option, they can damn sure go burn in hell as far as I'm concerned.

Again, while I don't condone gay behavior, (i.e. -- gay sex) as nescessarily acceptable, I am not going to vilify them for it either. Keep the sex in the bedroom where it belongs, and who cares. A little public kissing or hand holding...whatever. Just turn away. Wags, you're most certainly allowed, and should be, to voice your objections. That's the proud American way. But objection and bigotry are two seperate beasts, so try not to blur the lines. Try not to be so abstract in your unreasoning hatered.

I read this interesting article once, detailing why it is healthy to hate once in a while. Poptart would like it, as it has its' basis wrapped around Ecclesiastes. I couldn't have disagreed with the article more, yet I can see where the argument made sense. At least to those who let their raw emotions take sway over level-headed common sense. Here's the link. Decide for yourself.

For Dins and Goobs: My daughter is a 100% dedicated and committed Christian. She despises homosexuality even worse than I do, if that's possible. She has a nice scholarship from a school called Evangel, you dimwits. Get it?

My head may explode someday, if she gives me the 6 grandchildren she's told me that she intends to have. I believe in her, as I haven't seen her fail once to accomplish what she's set as a goal. Would that you two losers (and myself) had even half her drive to succeed. We probably wouldn't be wasting our time posting on message boards.

I'm sure your daughter is a fine person. I'm sure she will succeed in what she endeavors. But dammit Wags, you dropped the fucking ball when it came to teaching her to hate in the abstract. Seriously, what would be your reaction if one day she declared her lesbianism? Would you disown her? Would you hate her?

It is of course, not likely. But what if Wags. What if.

[Dinsdale]

Seriously, what would be your reaction if one day she declared her lesbianism? It is of course, not likely.

"Not likely"?

Have you actually read the thread, Jay?

Chick plays softball for a small christian college.

If by "not likely," you meant "the chances are near 100%," then I'd have to agree with you.


I'm still waiting on an explaination on how two fags slurping dong in the house down the street æffects me in any way other than reducing the competition for chicks.

[Tom In VA]

I'm still waiting on an explaination on how two fags slurping dong in the house down the street æffects me in any way other than reducing the competition for chicks.

Money

RACK

[Mister Bushice]

Only one ugly enough to be Whitey’s daughter is back row middle.

Top dead center back row in the white shirt would qualify, too, if genetics play any part of it.

[Goober McTuber]

Only one ugly enough to be Whitey’s daughter is back row middle.

Top dead center back row in the white shirt would qualify, too, if genetics play any part of it.

That's the one I was talking about. Are you running some kind of "I know she is but what about her" smack?

[Mister Bushice]

Oh, my bad. Thought you were referring to the tall she beast 4th from the left with the horse face in the maroon shirt.

Not being from KC, I don't think I can manage a decent "I know you are, but.." type post.