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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Woe is me... Derron knew a 3 letter word I've never even heard of...

Is that hotline all those poor SD Charger fans called after being bounced from the playoffs about 6 weeks ago still up and running? I seriously don't know how I will roll out of bed tomorrow and go on with my life.
You might try the rock, wire and chewing gum thing. PM Tom about it, he seems to know all the details.
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War Wagon wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:...can’t get me off of his mind.
Now don't go pulling out the "I'm in your dome" card, Goobs.

When I saw the definition of cur, I immediately thought of you. Words like "worthless" and "cowardly" describe you perfectly.

Don't hate on the messenger.
The Tard King of the IKYABWAI kingdom is admonishing me for suggesting that he might be a tad preoccupied with the Goobster? Well, isn’t that precious.

Cowardly? How so? I’ll stand here and smack you about your misshapen head any time. As I breathlessly await “the reckoning”. :lol:
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Thanks for all of the wonderful advice being dispensed in my time of need. You guys are swell...


So... how big does this rock have to be that I am to insert up my shute? Are we talking bigger than a breadbox because that shit will hurt...
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Mikey wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Woe is me... Derron knew a 3 letter word I've never even heard of...

Is that hotline all those poor SD Charger fans called after being bounced from the playoffs about 6 weeks ago still up and running? I seriously don't know how I will roll out of bed tomorrow and go on with my life.
You might try the rock, wire and chewing gum thing. PM Tom about it, he seems to know all the details.
I don't know shit. Ask the Imam.


Not that I don't care ucan't, I do, but I don't have the proper technical information to give you and I might steer you towards a jagged edge rock or something without knowing any better.

The idea of using that Dentyne Ice, mentholated chewing gum, sounds cool though. :lol:
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I think Derron just got over on me. How will I ever live this down????
Don't sweat it. Every cur has it's day. The bestest part is that Derron wasn't even able to take advantage of a golden opportunity to lay down the godawful killa' smack. It's like he came home from work one day and found his wife in bed with the hot blonde piece of ass down the street he'd been drooling over, and then couldn't get it up.
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poptart wrote:I've never seen Derron come in here when he didn't make an ass of himself.

Nevar.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Woe is me... Derron knew a 3 letter word I've never even heard of...
Don't sweat it, Doron uses it in lots of sentences:
Your posts are a disease and I'm the Cur

When I pick up roadkill, I cur the meat in my hall closet

When I pass out drunk in the street, I like to lay my head on the cur

When I ain't go no Bud, I'll drink a cur
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War Wagon wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I think Derron just got over on me. How will I ever live this down????
Don't sweat it. Every cur has it's day. The bestest part is that Derron wasn't even able to take advantage of a golden opportunity to lay down the godawful killa' smack. It's like he came home from work one day and found his wife in bed with the hot blonde piece of ass down the street he'd been drooling over, and then couldn't get it up.
Sadly for your cur it was not the day you left the gate open and the poor fuck got run down.

Nice love fest the tards have going on here.
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Derron wrote: Sadly for your cur it was not the day you left the gate open and the poor fuck got run down.
True to an extent, Derron. That dog wasn't a cur.
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Derron wrote: Nice love fest the tards have going on here.

Shouldn't you be snacking them down then?
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Wrenching on the hotrod is a technique that never gets old...
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