Hey DoucheBacker

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:12 pm

Got your new avatar.

Did Rollins go ass to mouth on you after Backering you?

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:59 pm

NOT funny, dick.

I'm a pretty easy-going cat, Frisco, so we'll give you one chance to delete that post before D-Bag jumps on to get his am porn on.

Dice · Post by **Dice** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:03 pm

You tryin to crack the rankings?

You'll have to try harder. Douchebag doesn't like you and wants to crack your fucking skull and kneecaps but he doesn't HATE YOU WITH RAW DISGUST like some others.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:27 pm

hey dice, nice wife beater. didn't know they came in kid sizes.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:29 pm

Rollins, I bet that 40 was up DoucheBacker's ass minutes before you gargled it.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:32 pm

well, well, well...

what do we have here? another worthless peeon tryin to get over on me and MY CREW.

newsflash ASSBREATH: you fuck with us, and you fuck with yo'self.

just think, with each post, that's how many more beatings you'll get from my fucknig fists.

make your time

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:34 pm

Just keep trying to get me fired up.

Won't work. I'm a professional.

I know my role, and that role is to size you up and pass my extensive fight notes along to Stevo for the database. While my fists will never meet your face unless Douchebag gives the OK, I will panty-raid your house at the earliest opportunity and steal all your laundry detergent.

Prikc.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:35 pm

I'm quivering over here.

Get back to shoving your anal puka beads up Dice's ass like this fuck did.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:37 pm

Stevo -

get a read on this "IndyFrisco"

PM me the location and tracking #.

GET ON IT NOW

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:41 pm

Looks like I may get to give you the corn riddling afterall. TVO would put up more of a fight than you.

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:41 pm

Hey, Boss.

You hear Razor Rob rang me up this morning? As soon as I finish up watching some Kimbo on YouTube, I'm going to hit him back and see if he wants to roll with me and Stein this weekend.

Bet those UFC guys get more tang than Slim.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:43 pm

actually, rolly, i doubt you're a pro. pros get paid. i doubt dbag can pay you from his allowance. pro or amateur, i will be pleased though when you collect your extensive fight notes. hope you do it on tape though, as you'll have trouble writing with the multiple fractures you'll be receiving.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:43 pm

BADASS

have Rob hit me up on my celly

even better, he has a myspace account right?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:44 pm

Douchebag wrote:that's how many more beatings you'll get from my fucknig fists.

You mean the same fists that are currently lodged up the asses of A-Bomb and Steve-O?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:54 pm

Douchebag wrote:my fucknig fists.

A multicultural fist-fucker. How very liberal of you.

Stevo · Post by **Stevo** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:06 pm

Douchebag wrote:Stevo -

get a read on this "IndyFrisco"

PM me the location and tracking #.

GET ON IT NOW

Roger that, boss. All set.

We'll be able to locate him from anywhere on the planet now. Basically, he's fucked.

By the way, the Quality Inn in the ATL is booked solid the night you arrive. Some kind of parade in town that weekend or some shit, but there was vacancy at the Red Roof so you're all set up there.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:11 pm

Stevo wrote:
By the way, the Quality Inn in the ATL is booked solid the night you arrive. Some kind of parade in town that weekend or some shit, but there was vacancy at the Red Roof so you're all set up there.

Looks like you boys will be "pounding some ass" afterall. And remember, condoms are for sissies. Enjoy!

http://www.atlantapride.org/

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:11 pm

save your money, stevo. the local ER will have a bed for each of you fukks.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:23 pm

Douchebag wrote: you fuck with us, and you fuck with yo'self.

the thing I like most about you is that you're a sig producing machine......

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:35 pm

The thing we like most about you is the way you turtle up in the corner when faced with any type of conflict.

Ghandi ain't got nothing on you, Thumbsucker.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:37 pm

Rollins and Stevo - hows the stat sheet comin along? we need to start sizing up these fuckos to see what we're dealin with

pm or fax me what you got so far.

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:42 pm

I thought we cleared this already, DB. I'm waiting on Stevo to hook me and Slim up with our travel plans so we can hit Tampa a week early and get everything set up for your arrival.

Won't take me long to get all the data I need on those FOOLS, but I never underestimate any opponent.

Even Felix.

A-Bomb · Post by **A-Bomb** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:45 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:I'm quivering over here.

Clean up when you're done, prostate jockey.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:46 pm

Felix wrote:
Douchebag wrote: you fuck with us, and you fuck with yo'self.

the thing I like most about you is that you're a sig producing machine......

Rollins wrote:Won't take me long to get all the data I need on those FOOLS, but I never underestimate any opponent.

Even Felix.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:48 pm

Rollins - i GET that bro but I need to to start sizing up future competition NOW.

i need you working with Stevo to get this information right away. the sooner the better.

And Stevo - GET Rollins and Slim their fucking itenerary man. Enough wasting time.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:51 pm

The Crew's communication and organizational skills are as sloppy as DB's mangina after a Pridefest parade.
Time for new and efficient leadership

Stevo · Post by **Stevo** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:56 pm

Nah, there's a few kinks that need to be worked out, but other than that, things have been running real smoothly.

I'm working with all the right people to get this thing going.

Don't question our tactics. You have no fucking idea what's going on right now. This ship is sailing nicely.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:36 pm

This just gets better all the time. Racks all 'round.

velocet

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:02 pm

Rollins wrote:I thought we cleared this already, DB. I'm waiting on Stevo to hook me and Slim up with our travel plans so we can hit Tampa a week early and get everything set up for your arrival.

Hey now...is this a little disrespect amongst the crew "members"? Man Doucheturd, you really shouldn't put up with that kind of lip from Rolly-polly, 'lessen of course it's his lips locked in their usual fashion on your ever expanding plunger receptacle. Now that Rolly has got his piss goggles on good and tight, looks like he's actually working up a fraction of actual nerve. Keep swigging 'em fat boy, a drunken shitstain will be so much easier to execute than a sober one.

Won't take me long to get all the data I need on those FOOLS, but I never underestimate any opponent.

Even Felix.

Not the way that idiot Stevo is taking his damn sweet time dragging ass. Glaciers form faster than the way Stevo works. Speaking of glaciers, that little ship you're sailing is about to Titanic into one Gilligan.

DoucheFag wrote:Rollins - i GET that bro but I need to to start sizing up future competition NOW.

i need you working with Stevo to get this information right away. the sooner the better.

And Stevo - GET Rollins and Slim their fucking itenerary man. Enough wasting time.

Ya' see Gilligan, DoucheFag is getting impatient. Hell, it sounds to me as if your widdle organization is starting to crack apart at the seams. Be careful you don't just Humpty Dumpty the whole thing, 'cause DoucheFat, you won't be able to put the pieces back together again once I'm through with you.

What was your neck size again? I've got your hangin' rope ready to order, and I want to make sure it fits.

It'll be braided in a mock-puka style and dyed pink. Hope you like it.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:09 pm

DoucheBacker, boldly going where no man has gone before...and came back.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:38 pm

^^^^

No man should have to ever witness the sight or the smell of that nasty ass catcher's mitt.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:42 pm

Smells like chicken........shit.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:58 pm

Dice wrote:You tryin to crack the rankings?

You'll have to try harder. Douchebag doesn't like you and wants to crack your fucking skull and kneecaps but he doesn't HATE YOU WITH RAW DISGUST like some others.

Hey FUCKO....yeah "Dice" I'm talkin' to YOU, cockchomper.

You ARE NOT, nor EVER WILL BE anything rembling the REAL "Dice".....THIS is the REAL Dice:

HOW DARE YOU desecrate the aura and invincibility that IS Andrew Dice Clay??? THIS is who the FUCK you are, ""Dice"":

So Lord Admin, it's seems quite appropo that you need to "adjust" ""Dice's"" avatar to what it really should be....that of a smackless Tourette's syndrome-afflicted faux homeboy.

Al???

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:31 pm

is that one dude drinking a 40? he must be street.

War Robbie van Winkle.

"ragtop down so my hair can blow".

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:09 pm

Now that BSmack has obtained the services of Weng Weng, midget master of martial arts, I figured it was time to introduce another crew.

I present: 2 Short X 2 aka The Wreckin' Crew

L to R:

1. The brains behind the outfit, master of technology, Lex. Stevo doesn't have a prayer once this guy opens up his electronic whoop-ass on him.

2. Lil D, short for Destroyer. He could bench press Steiner and Rollins and not break a sweat.

3. The group ladies man...I give you IcePick. His icy cool club demeanor only masks a black heart of doom. He's got his eyes set on Slim. Pray Slim, just pray.

4. The muscle, pure and simple. He just gets things done. He's Deuce, and he will knock Douchebag out 2 X 2.

Just keep fucking around D-Bag, just keep it up.

The Wreckin' Crew is on standby and waiting for the word. And as you can see by their crosses, they will crucify you.

Don't make me give 'em the word.

You've been warned.

ccd · Post by **ccd** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:28 pm

God & G0d forbid the crew ever rolls across the b-a-double-d assed hard core street cred galore: 2 skinny hazzey aka dollar and fo-ty 2 cents

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:39 pm

I'm supposed to be working on a statistical analysis of D-Bag's summer opponents that focuses on intelligence, but right now I really need a cold beer to wash down some of the shitty posts in this thread.

I guess I should thank some of you for making my afternoon work a bit easier, though.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:47 pm

it's quittin time, brah. don't worry about the rest tonight

good thing most of us are in town tonight.

roll on over to the crib. me and steiner will be pounding 40s of Red Dog and playing Guitar Hero. we got some bud too.

then we're gonna get our CLUB on and find some hot skanks to nail.

hit me up on my celly when you get close

later brah

Stevo · Post by **Stevo** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:50 pm

Tonight is gonna be DOPE.

I'm looking forward to getting away from these spreadsheets, and radar equipment for awhile and just relax, pound some fourties and troll for some sweet, hot ass at the club.

I hope Dice is rolling with us tonight. Dude owes me $20.

Dice · Post by **Dice** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:54 pm

Nah, can't make it tonight dawg.

Just got my Neon back from the shop, and i'm going street racing tonight. You should see the badass spoiler I just got on this thing. I'm gonna fucking crush those Sunfires at the line.

Hit me up on my Nextel later tonight.