Stage 1

[Rollins]

This place is going to be hilarious after we've dealt with a good percentage of you dicknuts. Will you have the balls to return to this board after we physically humiliate you?

We've been noticeably absent from this board lately because Stage 1 has begun. Think of this as the calm before the storm, dickheads. We've pitched the booze, skanks, dope, and video games aside for now to FOCUS on the Beatdown Tour and BACK on hurting you fucks. This must and WILL go down, dickholes.

I just spent the last 6 hours watching Bloodsport and some old Bruce Lee movies to prepare mentally and physically for what's to go down. If the unlikely happens to The D on the tour, I will be forced to step in and continue to administer the ass beatings. That is why I need to continue to train just as much as D-Bag. And I don't train lightly. I take this stuff VERY seriously. I am up by at least 11am every day, and make sure I eat two bowls of Special K before I start pounding Red Bulls. I must stay INTENSE.

FUCK OFF.

Little do you idiots realize, we now have about 8 or 9 posters from this shitbox giving generous donations to our cause. Some here who "mock" and call us names on this board are actually some of our biggest boosters. We've sunk a lot of the money into resources, including Stevo's tracking equipment, and upgrading our facilities. Headquarters has gotten a huge facelift:



Douchebag is putting in more hours at Video Master to earn some extra cash, but on his personal time, he's studying up on the information Stevo and I are feeding him about you fucks. We know more about you losers than your palms do about your tiny dicks. In short: GET FUCKED.

[Wolfman]

you really should work on your "mouse-control"
if you're going to make it look like graffiti on the wall !!

[Bobby42]

Somebody revoke the janitor's passcard to the local EMA situation room.

[Dice]

You have to ask yourself, who are those 8 or 9 posters backing your crew of fuckwits?

You'd be surprised.

They're the kind of guys who act like they have very high standards when it comes to women, but on their own time, they're trolling the sleezy bars looking to get into some late night hoggin.

It's all good though.

[Stevo]

you really should work on your "mouse-control"
if you're going to make it look like graffiti on the wall !!

June is fast approaching, DICK, and southwest Florida is first on the list. If I were you I'd spend a little less time critiquing our posts, and a little more time preparing for what's to go down.

But we all have a feeling you'll be one of the cowards that goes into hiding.

[BSmack]

you really should work on your "mouse-control"
if you're going to make it look like graffiti on the wall !!

June is fast approaching, DICK, and southwest Florida is first on the list. If I were you I'd spend a little less time critiquing our posts, and a little more time preparing for what's to go down.

But we all have a feeling you'll be one of the cowards that goes into hiding.

What kind of retard would schedule a trip to SW Florida in June? Lemme guess, you've got Green Bay on tap for December? LA during landslide season?

[Stevo]

What kind of retard would schedule a trip to SW Florida in June?

Trip? This is fucking business, you moron. And we've only been talking about this for what, two months now? Way to finally catch on, dumbass.

The tour only runs through mid September. Weather won't be a factor.

[the_ouskull]

They're the kind of guys who act like they have very high standards when it comes to women, but on their own time, they're trolling the sleezy bars looking to get into some late night hoggin.

Raider James? Why would HE back you?

the_ouskull

[bbqjones]

rack the new alliance.

i dont live anywhere near sw florida nd neithed does pats., stone.

[Rich Fader]

Okay, I've been away for a while...who and what are these twats? The latest bunch threatening to wield the prosthetic cock on us, or just the latest incarnation of the Icy Hot Stuntaz? Or both?

[Qbert]

You have to ask yourself, who are those 8 or 9 posters backing your crew of fuckwits?

You'd be surprised.

They're the kind of guys who act like they have very high standards when it comes to women, but on their own time, they're trolling the sleezy bars looking to get into some late night hoggin.

It's all good though.

DAMN Right that i'd be surprised; when there's only 4 people posting on this BOARD anyways.

Lim Jome should've told ya' out Front.

where do i collect my NINE Bucks?

[RevLimiter]

The Crew= T1B BITCHES

[Rollins]

Douchebag told you fucknuts to choose your words carefully from here on out.

Do you want to die, mvscal? Do you? You're heading down a path of torment and MURDER.

What does that do for you?

[KC Scott]

And we've only been talking about this for what, two months now? Way to finally catch on, dumbass.

As an FYI I'm currently compiling data on active members who have enough time (read lack of life, job, etc) to run shit trolls.
I'm cross referencing my list with post totals, repitive terminologies and infrequent sitings since the crew's inceptions.
I'll get back to you once all the algorithims have tabulated and identified the high probabilty perps.

[KC Scott]

My wife is a public librarian. Call me, you ASS

OK........

you ASS


You'd seem the type to be married to some bookwormish shrew

[Goober McTuber]

My wife is a public librarian. Call me, you ASS

OK........

you ASS


You'd seem the type to be married to some bookwormish shrew

I figure him being married to a 250-300 lb Latina that browbeats him incessantly at home. Then he comes here to vent.

[Douchebag]

You know the wife and I are thinking about redecorating the living room and I've heard you people are pretty good with that sort of thing so I was wondering if you have any more advice?

Sure.

I'll send her some curtain samples made out of your skin.

you like that, DICK?

[Cicatrix]

RACK the Scanner cameo.

[Tom In VA]

I just wanted to stop by and RACK the ongoing saga.


You've heard of MUST SEE T.V., this is MUST SEE BOARD-OM


Good work team.

[Invictus]

vent.

This, coupled with the Norm from Mouseville cameo in this thread, makes me kinda nostalgic.

I miss the Kat, Jessica Fletcher's leathery nipples and of course, the Lil' Precious twins, the OEB and the NEB.

sniff

You're standing on bad side...

[Goober McTuber]

You know the wife and I are thinking about redecorating the living room and I've heard you people are pretty good with that sort of thing so I was wondering if you have any more advice?

Sure.

I'll send her some curtain samples made out of your skin.

How about a Koi pond made out of your rectal cavity?

[PSUFAN]

My wife is a public librarian. Call me, you ASS

OK........

you ASS

rack the re_s_et. How's the hairshirt working out?

--VicodinNod_the_Shrubber

[Jay in Phoenix]

RACK the Scanner cameo.

Bwa! I was wondering if anyone else caught that, intentional or not.

[KC Scott]

I just wanted to stop by and RACK the ongoing saga.

You've heard of MUST SEE T.V., this is MUST SEE BOARD-OM

Good work team.

Disagree.... Jumped the shark in the P-Burgh episode.

I'd ike to see the storyline go in a different direction;

Maybe D-Bag goes to SD and get an STD from a 3 way with Trev and RJ?

Or he could go to the U&L where he gets into an epcot mortal combat with Dins, only to have Luther snipe him as a lone gunman on the grassy knoll?

so many possibilities..........

[Goober McTuber]

Maybe D-Bag goes to SD and get an STD from a 3 way with Trev and RJ?

Much more likely that Douchebag would head to Tampa for a 3-way with Cicero and Tiberious.

[Douchebag]

Disagree.... Jumped the shark in the P-Burgh episode.

I'd ike to see the storyline go in a different direction;

Maybe D-Bag goes to SD and get an STD from a 3 way with Trev and RJ?

Or he could go to the U&L where he gets into an epcot mortal combat with Dins, only to have Luther snipe him as a lone gunman on the grassy knoll?

so many possibilities..........

you SHUT THE FUCK UP you bullshit-covered cock inhaler. this isn't about "entertaining" you, FAGGOT. this is business. this shit has to be handled. i won't let you and your petty insults stop me from doing what has to be DONE.

fuck off and eat shit, pole humper.

[Jay in Phoenix]

you SHUT THE FUCK UP you bullshit-covered cock inhaler. this isn't about "entertaining" you, FAGGOT. this is business.

Oh but it IS about "entertaining" you fat buffoon. And the "business" end of this is YOUR end. And no, not the one those taquito traders brutalized, but YOUR end as in YOUR demise. Didn't you learn anything from that fiasco in the 'Burgh? When the Messicans were stuffing their burritos in your hinder, did they inflict headboard damage at the same time?

this shit has to be handled.

Duche, seriously, leave the shit handling to the rest of the primates in your crew, it's in their simian DNA. You, on the other hand, are more of the shit EATING type. Well, Stevo too, after his botched visit to my toilet.

i won't let you and your petty insults stop me from doing what has to be DONE.

Yes, namely blowing hot air, just like you blow each other.

I guess it's time to jack off and eat shit, with my posse of pole humpers.

That's the spirit Douchebitch! Know your role and recognize.

Now bow down and lick my boots boy. They could use a good spit shine. Just make damn sure you swallow that mouthful of spunk you keep stuffed in your cheek like a ball of chaw. If you fuck up my good kicks with Stevo spooge I swear to God and god that I will dickslap you with Steiner's dead dingus.

Of course, I guess you're kind of used to THAT.

[tuff gong]

dicknuts.

chuckle

Hey Rollins you still working for Schwanns?

[PSUFAN]

Hmm...JHawk and LK, RJ and trev...there are disgustingly appropriate parallels...

[Bucmonkey]

Stage 1 is a joke lefty wannabe..

[KC Scott]

this isn't about "entertaining" you.

Sure it is.

I only open your threads at my leisure.

What started out as a somewhat amusing farce has now grown stale. Charahcter development is zilch, and the plot more predictable than an episode of three's company (doucheroper?)

As a former writer for shows like the A-Team, Cheers and Good Morning Topeka I'd like to suggest the following"

* Background - where is the past relationship of the protagonist (you) to T1B? - Did shrub call in the middle of the night on the only occassion you were ever about to get laid by LK or Blondie Skank? Did you get gazed in a stall by Irie in Iowa? felt up by Inky at scout camp? - Gotta have some background for charachter development.

* Plot progression - Killing off cast members works, but only if the cast memeber played a significant role in the story. Otherwise it's like the dude that beamed down to the planet with Kirk, Spock and Bones McCoy. The whole P-Burgh episode should have been handled as a spy mission on PSU, with wyched pics of him doing laundry, playing frisbee and out on a date with b-smack to buy Steeler gear - far funnner. Then you could have worked into the beatdown boobytrap thingy. BTW - as for your cast; the Steavo charachter is the best (not sayin much) - Rollins is a poor send up of a young Peter Griffith and A-Bomb is just filler. A good twist might be to send him to alabama to track down Sudden Sam, only to be kidnapped, beat and sodomized ala Deliverance.

Jus' Trying to Help..........

[RevLimiter]

^^^^^^^^^^^
Somebody just made Top 5!

[BSmack]

^^^^^^^^^^^Somebody just made Top 5!

I'd listen to what Scott's saying Douchebag. Paulie here is a satisfied former customer of Scott's. And look where he is now.