Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
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Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
For all you liberal Dem's who are just creaming your fucking jeans over seeing the wise old drunk party leader with your Messiah...
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/25/ ... index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/25/ ... index.html
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Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
Fuck you. just fuck all you cpocksuckers.
I'm out.
Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
Like I said before...this dude just isn't going to die that easily.
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Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
Ted Kennedy, with a malignant tumor eating away at his brain, was still more coherent than 95% of the posters on this board. Like Denis Leary once said, "Great Senator, lousy date".
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Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
Ain't he the picture of health?!? :twisted:
“If you look at folks of color, even women, they’re more
successful in the Democratic Party than they are in the white, uh,
excuse me, in the Republican Party.” (NPR Interview Of Howard Dean
<http://www.breitbart.tv/html/153493.html> , 8/15/08)
successful in the Democratic Party than they are in the white, uh,
excuse me, in the Republican Party.” (NPR Interview Of Howard Dean
<http://www.breitbart.tv/html/153493.html> , 8/15/08)
Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
it's a shame he doesn't suffer more, but i guess it's as good as were going to get.
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Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
"Great Senator"
What has that man done to make our lives better ? I await a detailed list.
What has that man done to make our lives better ? I await a detailed list.
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Got to rack the last two posts. Rarely, do I think people should suffer, but those who drink and drive should. Especially those who murder others while doing so.
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Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
Just heard on fox news that uncle ted's just been carted off to the hospital.
Looks like maybe one less vote for barry in november.
Please, jesus, gawd, budha, mohammad, spaghetti monster etc...... Make it so.
Looks like maybe one less vote for barry in november.
Please, jesus, gawd, budha, mohammad, spaghetti monster etc...... Make it so.
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It wasn't funny when Leary said it and it hasn't been funny any of the 68 times you've posted it in this shithole.BSmack wrote:Like Denis Leary once said, "Great Senator, lousy date".
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Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
Not as breathlessly as you await a fist up your colon during your annual checkup.Mr. Schwump wrote:"Great Senator"
What has that man done to make our lives better ? I await a detailed list.
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Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
Not likely. Dude has expertise in the painkilling department.mvscal wrote:Hopefully he will die screaming in agony.
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Dude doesn't need any pain meds. He's been sauteing his nervous system in scotch for over half a century.
Wonder how many $$$$$ worth of topshelf liquor he's put away in that time?
Wonder how many $$$$$ worth of topshelf liquor he's put away in that time?
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Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
I'm still sucking air...
And I can still tap dance and swill booze so fuck you.
And I can still tap dance and swill booze so fuck you.
I'm out.
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Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
you just dropped a zero in your nic, is all.
Re: Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??
Good GAH-- :omvscal wrote:Hopefully he will die screaming in agony.
WOAH!!