Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??

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Any odds if Ted could check out on stage tonight ??

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For all you liberal Dem's who are just creaming your fucking jeans over seeing the wise old drunk party leader with your Messiah...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/25/ ... index.html

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Fuck you. just fuck all you cpocksuckers.
I'm out.
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Like I said before...this dude just isn't going to die that easily.
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Ted Kennedy, with a malignant tumor eating away at his brain, was still more coherent than 95% of the posters on this board. Like Denis Leary once said, "Great Senator, lousy date".
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Ain't he the picture of health?!? :twisted:
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it's a shame he doesn't suffer more, but i guess it's as good as were going to get.
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"Great Senator"
What has that man done to make our lives better ? I await a detailed list.
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Got to rack the last two posts. Rarely, do I think people should suffer, but those who drink and drive should. Especially those who murder others while doing so.
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Just heard on fox news that uncle ted's just been carted off to the hospital.

Looks like maybe one less vote for barry in november.

Please, jesus, gawd, budha, mohammad, spaghetti monster etc...... Make it so.
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BSmack wrote:Like Denis Leary once said, "Great Senator, lousy date".
It wasn't funny when Leary said it and it hasn't been funny any of the 68 times you've posted it in this shithole.
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Mr. Schwump wrote:"Great Senator"
What has that man done to make our lives better ? I await a detailed list.
Not as breathlessly as you await a fist up your colon during your annual checkup.
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mvscal wrote:Hopefully he will die screaming in agony.
Not likely. Dude has expertise in the painkilling department.
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Dude doesn't need any pain meds. He's been sauteing his nervous system in scotch for over half a century.

Wonder how many $$$$$ worth of topshelf liquor he's put away in that time?
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I'm still sucking air...

And I can still tap dance and swill booze so fuck you.
I'm out.
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you just dropped a zero in your nic, is all.
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mvscal wrote:Hopefully he will die screaming in agony.
Good GAH-- :o


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