This Shit is Gonna Kill Me

[Mikey]

Calories 670
Calories from Fat 370

Total Fat 41g
Saturated Fat 18g
Polyunsaturated Fat 8g
Sodium 1440g
Total Carbohydrates 3g
Dietary Fiber 3g
Protein 37g

[smackaholic]

Hmmm...interesting variation of "two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."

And RACK the double double, BTW. Double double animal style is my go-to burger if I ever have a choice.

one of the most successful jingles of all time. too bad it describes a horrible burger. a burger needs a slice of tomato. it sure the fukk does not need a third slice of bread.

i'll take a plain old whopper wif cheese any day if i gotta go the mega chain route.

If you are ever in the nashville area, check out a fat mo's. Don't know the calorie count, but, it's up there with the fed deficit for this year. Comes in ginormous and bigger sizes. it has all the food groups, beef, bacon, jalapenos, chiz, mushrooms. If you are dressed up pretty, stay away. You WILL get it all over you.

[Bobby42]

The Thurman Burger. Rated the best in C-Bus. Accept no substitutes.

Tasty burger but it remains in your stomach for three weeks.

[War Wagon]

It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.

wags, can I get a confirmation on this?

I wouldn't know, since I've never been with any fat chicks from Missouri.... though there was this one from Omaha that tried to sink her hooks in me when I was stationed at Offut AFB. shudder... I barely escaped.

Yet it seems that Van is quite familiar with a certain LK Pick, so I'd take his word for it.

[Van]

Looks like a decent little appetizer.

-Sam

[socal]

C'mon, Mikey. Why do you hate America? Have some fries and a shake with that burger...

French Fries
Calories 400
Calories from Fat 160
Total Fat 18
Percent Daily Value 27
Saturated Fat 5
Percent Daily Value 25

15 oz. Chocolate Shake
Calories 690
Calories from Fat 320
Total Fat 36
Percent Daily Value 55
Saturated Fat 24
Percent Daily Value 122

and a Double-Double
Saturated Fat 18
Percent Daily Value 90

Add 'em all up...237%

Please consider...

A single Dodger Dog no bun, no trimmings...
FARMER JOHN® Official DODGER DOGS®

Serving Size 1 Dodger Dog (76g)
Calories 240
Calories From Fat 200
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 22g 34%
Saturated Fat 8g 40%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 45mg 15%
Sodium 860mg 36%
Total Carb 2g
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars 2g
Protein 8g
Vitamin A 4%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 2%
Iron 4%

Yes, Mikey. A Dodger Dog can save your life.


:P

:broom:

[Mikey]

Yes, Mikey. A Dodger Dog can save your life.

I think I've finally seen the light.

Get Thee ready Lawd, I'm comin' home!!!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The .netters are quaking with RAGE over the collective mockery of their favorite burger.

I had Five Guys today (save it); puts any other chain not named In N Out to shame:

[Mr T]

The best Big Mac I ever had was in Taiwan. Had several actually because I was there for a week and McDonalds was the only American food there. I would've starved if it hadn't been for McD's as I wasn't going to eat the garbage that passes for cuisine on that god-forsaken rock. Squid? No thanks.

I never had a big mac made with cat/dog meat

[Mikey]

Squid? No thanks.

Yeah that squid is some pretty nasty stuff. Who would ever think of eating that shit but some crazy ass slopes?

Sin,
calimari

[indyfrisco]

The .netters are quaking with RAGE over the collective mockery of their favorite burger.

I had Five Guys today (save it); puts any other chain not named In N Out to shame:

Without tasting it, that burger no doubt beats ANYTHING from In N Out. As does ANYTHING from McDonalds.

In N Out =