Jose Lima dies of heart attack

[Shoalzie]

Believe it!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5212413


RIP Lima Time

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Damn. That's too young to die when you've got a set of cans like this at home

[Van]

Jesus. Plus her name is...Dorca. "You are what you eat" certainly fits her.

[Screw_Michigan]

Nah, she was probably gonzo once his MLB gravy train ran dry.

[War Wagon]

Wow, 37 is way too young.

In 2003, the last time the Royals had a winning record, Jose Lima was a big part of that.

One late night after a game, I was playing 3 card poker at Ameristar casino and he rolled up and sat right next to me. We played cards for a few hours and he bought every player at the table rounds the whole night. Dude was funnier than hell and just a blast to be around.

RiP Lima Time.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Nah, she was probably gonzo once his MLB gravy train ran dry.

The cause of death was ruled a heart attack, according to his wife, Dorca Astacio.

"Jose was complaining while sleeping and I just thought he was having a nightmare," Astacio told ESPNdeportes.com. "I called the paramedics, but they couldn't help him."

Do you ever tire of kicking your own ass?

[Van]

You just gotta love a wife who's nippling out while wearing a boob-top for her appearance at the mic at Dodger Stadium. Firing your cannons in public...now that's how it's done.

[Van]

Nah, she was probably gonzo once his MLB gravy train ran dry.

The cause of death was ruled a heart attack, according to his wife, Dorca Astacio.

"Jose was complaining while sleeping and I just thought he was having a nightmare," Astacio told ESPNdeportes.com. "I called the paramedics, but they couldn't help him."

Do you ever tire of kicking your own ass?

Yeah, see, 'cause i just pulled that name of hers outta my ass. It wasn't like I read the link or anything.

[PSUFAN]

Now Mrs. Lima is calling out my member. Now that's more like it.

[mvscal]

Was he a juicer? 37 is awfully young to check out with a bad ticker though his wife's cans are enough to give any man palpitations.

[Mace]

Damn. That's too young to die when you've got a set of cans like this at home

Damn, you could put someone's eye out with one of those.

[Ana Ng]

Big Lima fan here.


Que en paz descanse.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Now that the twins will be in need of some attention, I'd like to volunteer my services. I'm a giver like that.

[poptart]

Dude was funnier than hell and just a blast to be around.

Glad you had yourself a good time.
And good thing Lima Time didn't decide he wanted to get to "know" you a little better.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1936811

STD Wagon.

Bad ring to it.

[Goober McTuber]

Now that the twins will be in need of some attention, I'd like to volunteer my services. I'm a giver like that.

Sure. Because if your Alpha female wife is going to scream at strangers for going into a titty-bar, I’m sure she’s cool with you grabbing a hot bitch’s tits.

[Goober McTuber]

Oh look. THere's a little piece of shit hanging from my shoe.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Wow, 37 is way too young.

In 2003, the last time the Royals had a winning record, Jose Lima was a big part of that.

One late night after a game, I was playing 3 card poker at Ameristar casino and he rolled up and sat right next to me. We played cards for a few hours and he bought every player at the table rounds the whole night. Dude was funnier than hell and just a blast to be around.

RiP Lima Time.

Drinks are free at casinos.

Sincerely,

Marcus Allen

[indyfrisco]

Drinks are free at casinos.

Sincerely,

Marcus Allen

Not all casinos are in Vegas.

Sincerely,

Marcus Allen

[Dinsdale]

Bill Lumbergh is a dumbass.

Sin,
MA

[Screw_Michigan]

No shit. Always wondered why he was repping Princeton.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I never wrote that all casinos are in Vegas. What a bunch of sensitive pussies.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I never wrote that all casinos are in Vegas.

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