With apologies to John Prine...Papa Willie wrote:I'm scared of Ole Miss.
As insane as it sounds, though - UGA may be scaring me even more than Alabama right now. Those motherfuckers are kicking total ASS right now. Up until a couple of years ago, the visitor usually won in that game, but UGA has recently won FOUR in a row against us. I'm just hoping that Gene & Co. will remember that. I've got a feeling we're gonna see a LOT of points in that one... I'm not too high on our chances of being undefeated going into Tuscaloosa. If we are, 'Bama will kick our asses.
Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
Well I never guessed
That my dear old Auburn could be ranked the best
I'm picking against them, avoiding a jinx,
I'm still kind of worried what Lillian thinks.
Signed, Papa Willie
Oh Willie, Oh Willie,
You have no complaint
You are what your are, that's a great giant taint,
So listen up tubby, and listen up good,
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.
Signed, Dear Abby