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poptart wrote:Wagon, did you really refer to a female as "this"
and then call others chauvinist pigs in the very
next sentence?
I have no idea what that means.

You got my $20, American? I'm not letting you off the hook if for no other reason than I want a postmarked envelope from S. Korea.
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Don't go KC Paul, Wags.

Seal the deal and I'll seal the envelope.
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They won by 31 tonight. Riveting stuff.
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War Wagon wrote:
KC Scott wrote:The only reason womens collegiate team sports exist is prop 9 and the Dads that want to see their daughters play ('sup Wags)

It's just not that interesting to the average male viewer, and you don't even see them pulling any numbers in the female viewer demographic either
who cares, could you hit this?

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No, not one of the chauvinist pigs who has posted in this thread could reach the Mendoza line against the likes of that if given 50 at bats to try. You'd shit your pants.
Well, no shit. Based on where her feet are well before releasing the softball, I would imagine it's damn near impossible to make contact against that. Where does she end up once she follows through on her release? Facefucking the catcher???
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89 wins in a row is a lot no matter what the sport is. Girls or boys. I don't get why people always have to get angry when someone is recognized for an accomplishment. Nobody is saying they could beat the UCLA men. It's a great job by U. Conn. I salute them. Being happy is a choice. Make yours. By the way, why term them bitches? UCLA men b*stards? How about that? Sounds stupid to me.
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Dan, First off, it's UConn, no period, one word. Calling them bitches makes complete sense as they are the huskies, a breed of dog and they are allegedly female. Bastard is not a term for male dog, or in this case, male bear, is it? I thought it was merely a case of illegitimacy, kinda like "your" kids actually being mvscal's and therefore bastards, even the female ones.
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smackaholic wrote:First off, it's UConn, no period, one word.

Check out 'Mr. Can't Spell Its' for shit doling out the spelling smack.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I haven't blown that fukking spelling in months. GFY.

So, the question was asked earlier about Geno maybe one day stepping up to real bball. What is your take? Do you think he might be waiting for Jim to finally keel over from one of these life threatening conditions he has about every other week?

Or does he realize he has a pretty fukking good gig and hang around for another dozen titles or so?
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Pretty decent
Women's basketball gets more coverage -- and funding -- than market warrants
Published: Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 4:00 PM Updated: Wednesday, December 22, 2010, 2:16 AM

By DAVID JONES, The Patriot-News
If you haven't yet heard or read recent comments from Connecticut women's basketball coach Geno Auriemma, it could be for a number of different reasons. You might not follow women's basketball. You might not know who Auriemma is. You might just not care.

But Auriemma very apparently thinks you have been prevented from hearing his message. Prevented by us – the evil, women's basketball-hating, mainstream sports media – from caring about his product.

In case you're unaware, the idea is being promoted that Auriemma's team has just broken a record. His UConn women's team won its 89th consecutive game on Tuesday night. The UCLA men's teams of 1971-74 won 88 straight.

This is what Auriemma said a few days ago about the prospect of UCLA's mark being eclipsed. Not that it actually was. But that's the concept being advanced:

“All the women [reporters] are happy as hell and they can't wait to come in here and ask questions. All the guys that loved women's basketball are all excited, and all the miserable bastards that follow men's basketball and don't want us to break the record are all here because they're pissed. That's just the way it is.”

He went farther, suggesting that anyone who doesn't promote women's basketball is necessarily a sexist:

“Because we're breaking a men's record, we've got a lot of people paying attention. If we were breaking a women's record, everybody would go, 'Aren't those girls nice, let's give them two paragraphs in USA Today, you know, give them one line on the bottom of ESPN and then let's send them back where they belong, in the kitchen.'”

Wow. Did he mention someone being miserable?

Come to think of it, y'know, Geno's right. We simply aren't giving credit where it's due nearly often enough in this business. I'll give you a couple of examples.

When the Central Penn Piranha went 19-0 in 2005 and broke the Miami Dolphins' pro football record for consecutive wins in an undefeated championship season, very little was written about it. I can't explain it. It's like media outlets all over the nation just didn't want to acknowledge the achievement for some strange reason.

Similarly, when Joe DiMaggio's 1941 hitting streak finally ended at 56 games, why was everyone so excited? It wasn't a record! The pro baseball record remains intact today. Joe Wilhoit of the Wichita Witches hit in 69 straight games in 1919. Why no one in the media recognizes this I cannot explain. Conspiracy? Collusion? You tell me.

OK, Geno is known as a bit combative on occasion and that's fine. He's a big believer in his sport and has built a program of whom anyone would be proud.

But two things here real quick:

Women's college basketball has about as much in common with the men's college game as picnic Wiffleball has with the World Series. They are independent. They are completely different sports.


Now, does this mean women's basketball should receive lesser opportunity to compete, lesser facilities, lesser training and meals? No, they should be exactly the same, just the way Title IX mandated way back in 1972. When tax dollars are at work in scholastic and college sports, funding should be gender-equal. Girls and women should have the exact same opportunities to compete as men and enjoy all the wonderful physical and emotional benefits such competition provides. It's not just the law, it's the right thing to do.

However, gender-equity laws do not mandate media coverage. Auriemma entered the business realm when he snarkily opened that debate. And it's a track on which women's basketball has no traction.

When we sell this newspaper and website, when networks sell their programming, we are making business decisions. We base what we include in our products upon what consumers want to buy. The moment women's basketball becomes a hot commodity, believe me, we will sell it.


Alas, so far it has not. Why? I can only relate my own opinion here. Personally, I think it has something to do with women's physiques simply not being as explosive. In the sport of basketball, that's a fatal drawback. I really enjoy women's tennis; I think it's superior to the men's game. And I see women's soccer as equally entertaining to the men's version; it's a very good game at the highest level. These sports are about skill and tenacity on a mostly horizontal plane.


Women's basketball? Meh. By and large, it simply does not attract a lot of fans and I understand why. I've often thought of it as magnets on a board. Basketball in its modern form accentuates fast-twitch movement and verticality at which a male physique is simply more naturally adept. Add in teamwork and I think men just play a prettier, more fluid game when it's played it right.


Maybe that won't always be so. This debate of appeal might be different if the women's college game had 50 players who could do the things Maya Moore can do. Right now, it doesn't.


Based on ratings and ticket sales -- the sort of thing that drives media coverage -- I am not alone in this opinion. Women's hoops has its core following like other sports on the fringe of mainstream consciousness that receive relatively meager media coverage – drag racing, volleyball, boxing. But that's all it is -- a fringe sport that is somehow being artificially elevated as the showcase for a cause more than a salable product.


In fact, you could make a compelling case that women's college basketball receives far more attention than its evidenced fan support warrants. When was the last time you saw drag racing results regularly included on ESPN's screen ticker? Women's basketball results are always there.

Why? That's a good question. Very few women's college basketball programs draw crowds of even 1,000 fans per game. When was the last time you heard this mentioned by the evil, women's basketball-hating media?

In fact, for all the rightful grief that wasteful FBS college football programs are receiving lately for participating in an obscene arms race that requires most of their universities to siphon millions from general funds to balance budgets, media outlets never mention the red ink that women's basketball programs bleed on an annual basis. We're talking commensurate amounts to football.

How much? Well, because of transparency demanded by the U.S. Department of Education in seeking enforcement of gender equity, we know exactly how much. Let's look at the Big Ten:

In the last reported fiscal year ending in June, all 11 conference women's basketball programs operated at a deficit of more than $1.4 million each, ranging from the most frugal, Illinois (-$1,456,291), to the most extravagant, Iowa (-$2,463,563).

Third most wasteful was Penn State (-$2,353,600).

Other “non-revenue” college sports simply don't get this sort of budgetary free pass. Even Russ Rose's women's volleyball team which just won its unprecedented fourth consecutive NCAA title, amassed total operating expenses (not including coaches' salaries) in the 2009-10 fiscal year of just under $600,000.

The PSU women's basketball program? It rang up three times as much ($1,801,756) in operating expenses. That figure, incredibly, was almost twice that of the PSU men's basketball program ($972,584) which, thanks to Big Ten televsion revenue, brought in over $4.2 million in profit. The Lady Lions' operating expenses even approached those of a PSU football program ($2,379,763) that brought in over $50 million in profit!

Why? I don't know. That's just the way it is.


Next year's figures should be even more interesting thanks to a 4-day junket to Cancun where the Lady Lions played three games before 3-figure crowds in something called the Caribbean Challenge.

Connecticut women's basketball? Its U.S. Department of Education figures show an exact balance between total expenses and revenues (each $5,650,271). Usually, that's a dead giveaway that funds are being sucked from somewhere else in the university budget to make up a shortfall.

That's right. The most successful program in the sport cannot make a profit. At best, it's just breaking even. Why? Because not enough fans care enough to spend significant money on tickets or watch games on TV so that a lucrative network contract could be signed.

Now, compared to a UConn football program that will have to throw away over $2 million just to buy up unused tickets to the Fiesta Bowl, Auriemma's program must be judged as positively thrifty.

But, remember, we began this examination with the UConn coach's sarcastic appraisal that women's hoops doesn't get the coverage and attention it deserves.

And actually, like most shameless promoters, he's full of crap. At the moment, it's getting way more attention, not to mention funding, than can possibly be rationalized.
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jiminphilly wrote:Pretty decent
Women's basketball gets more coverage -- and funding -- than market warrants
Published: Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 4:00 PM Updated: Wednesday, December 22, 2010, 2:16 AM

By DAVID JONES, The Patriot-News
If you haven't yet heard or read recent comments from Connecticut women's basketball coach Geno Auriemma, it could be for a number of different reasons. You might not follow women's basketball. You might not know who Auriemma is. You might just not care.

But Auriemma very apparently thinks you have been prevented from hearing his message. Prevented by us – the evil, women's basketball-hating, mainstream sports media – from caring about his product.

In case you're unaware, the idea is being promoted that Auriemma's team has just broken a record. His UConn women's team won its 89th consecutive game on Tuesday night. The UCLA men's teams of 1971-74 won 88 straight.

This is what Auriemma said a few days ago about the prospect of UCLA's mark being eclipsed. Not that it actually was. But that's the concept being advanced:

“All the women [reporters] are happy as hell and they can't wait to come in here and ask questions. All the guys that loved women's basketball are all excited, and all the miserable bastards that follow men's basketball and don't want us to break the record are all here because they're pissed. That's just the way it is.”

He went farther, suggesting that anyone who doesn't promote women's basketball is necessarily a sexist:

“Because we're breaking a men's record, we've got a lot of people paying attention. If we were breaking a women's record, everybody would go, 'Aren't those girls nice, let's give them two paragraphs in USA Today, you know, give them one line on the bottom of ESPN and then let's send them back where they belong, in the kitchen.'”

Wow. Did he mention someone being miserable?

Come to think of it, y'know, Geno's right. We simply aren't giving credit where it's due nearly often enough in this business. I'll give you a couple of examples.

When the Central Penn Piranha went 19-0 in 2005 and broke the Miami Dolphins' pro football record for consecutive wins in an undefeated championship season, very little was written about it. I can't explain it. It's like media outlets all over the nation just didn't want to acknowledge the achievement for some strange reason.

Similarly, when Joe DiMaggio's 1941 hitting streak finally ended at 56 games, why was everyone so excited? It wasn't a record! The pro baseball record remains intact today. Joe Wilhoit of the Wichita Witches hit in 69 straight games in 1919. Why no one in the media recognizes this I cannot explain. Conspiracy? Collusion? You tell me.

OK, Geno is known as a bit combative on occasion and that's fine. He's a big believer in his sport and has built a program of whom anyone would be proud.

But two things here real quick:

Women's college basketball has about as much in common with the men's college game as picnic Wiffleball has with the World Series. They are independent. They are completely different sports.


Now, does this mean women's basketball should receive lesser opportunity to compete, lesser facilities, lesser training and meals? No, they should be exactly the same, just the way Title IX mandated way back in 1972. When tax dollars are at work in scholastic and college sports, funding should be gender-equal. Girls and women should have the exact same opportunities to compete as men and enjoy all the wonderful physical and emotional benefits such competition provides. It's not just the law, it's the right thing to do.

However, gender-equity laws do not mandate media coverage. Auriemma entered the business realm when he snarkily opened that debate. And it's a track on which women's basketball has no traction.

When we sell this newspaper and website, when networks sell their programming, we are making business decisions. We base what we include in our products upon what consumers want to buy. The moment women's basketball becomes a hot commodity, believe me, we will sell it.


Alas, so far it has not. Why? I can only relate my own opinion here. Personally, I think it has something to do with women's physiques simply not being as explosive. In the sport of basketball, that's a fatal drawback. I really enjoy women's tennis; I think it's superior to the men's game. And I see women's soccer as equally entertaining to the men's version; it's a very good game at the highest level. These sports are about skill and tenacity on a mostly horizontal plane.


Women's basketball? Meh. By and large, it simply does not attract a lot of fans and I understand why. I've often thought of it as magnets on a board. Basketball in its modern form accentuates fast-twitch movement and verticality at which a male physique is simply more naturally adept. Add in teamwork and I think men just play a prettier, more fluid game when it's played it right.


Maybe that won't always be so. This debate of appeal might be different if the women's college game had 50 players who could do the things Maya Moore can do. Right now, it doesn't.


Based on ratings and ticket sales -- the sort of thing that drives media coverage -- I am not alone in this opinion. Women's hoops has its core following like other sports on the fringe of mainstream consciousness that receive relatively meager media coverage – drag racing, volleyball, boxing. But that's all it is -- a fringe sport that is somehow being artificially elevated as the showcase for a cause more than a salable product.


In fact, you could make a compelling case that women's college basketball receives far more attention than its evidenced fan support warrants. When was the last time you saw drag racing results regularly included on ESPN's screen ticker? Women's basketball results are always there.

Why? That's a good question. Very few women's college basketball programs draw crowds of even 1,000 fans per game. When was the last time you heard this mentioned by the evil, women's basketball-hating media?

In fact, for all the rightful grief that wasteful FBS college football programs are receiving lately for participating in an obscene arms race that requires most of their universities to siphon millions from general funds to balance budgets, media outlets never mention the red ink that women's basketball programs bleed on an annual basis. We're talking commensurate amounts to football.

How much? Well, because of transparency demanded by the U.S. Department of Education in seeking enforcement of gender equity, we know exactly how much. Let's look at the Big Ten:

In the last reported fiscal year ending in June, all 11 conference women's basketball programs operated at a deficit of more than $1.4 million each, ranging from the most frugal, Illinois (-$1,456,291), to the most extravagant, Iowa (-$2,463,563).

Third most wasteful was Penn State (-$2,353,600).

Other “non-revenue” college sports simply don't get this sort of budgetary free pass. Even Russ Rose's women's volleyball team which just won its unprecedented fourth consecutive NCAA title, amassed total operating expenses (not including coaches' salaries) in the 2009-10 fiscal year of just under $600,000.

The PSU women's basketball program? It rang up three times as much ($1,801,756) in operating expenses. That figure, incredibly, was almost twice that of the PSU men's basketball program ($972,584) which, thanks to Big Ten televsion revenue, brought in over $4.2 million in profit. The Lady Lions' operating expenses even approached those of a PSU football program ($2,379,763) that brought in over $50 million in profit!

Why? I don't know. That's just the way it is.


Next year's figures should be even more interesting thanks to a 4-day junket to Cancun where the Lady Lions played three games before 3-figure crowds in something called the Caribbean Challenge.

Connecticut women's basketball? Its U.S. Department of Education figures show an exact balance between total expenses and revenues (each $5,650,271). Usually, that's a dead giveaway that funds are being sucked from somewhere else in the university budget to make up a shortfall.

That's right. The most successful program in the sport cannot make a profit. At best, it's just breaking even. Why? Because not enough fans care enough to spend significant money on tickets or watch games on TV so that a lucrative network contract could be signed.

Now, compared to a UConn football program that will have to throw away over $2 million just to buy up unused tickets to the Fiesta Bowl, Auriemma's program must be judged as positively thrifty.

But, remember, we began this examination with the UConn coach's sarcastic appraisal that women's hoops doesn't get the coverage and attention it deserves.

And actually, like most shameless promoters, he's full of crap. At the moment, it's getting way more attention, not to mention funding, than can possibly be rationalized.
That sexist bastard is right.
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Rack that story. I don't mind watching the Iowa women play basketball once in awhile but there's a reason that students are admitted to their games for free....along with baseball, softball, field hockey, and other minor sports, and have to buy season tickets for football and men's basketball. And it's for all of the reasons cited in that guy's column.

The state of Iowa has always supported female sports and was a national leader back in the day for girl's basketball. My high school's girl's basketball team was a state tournament caliber team when I was a sophomore playing on the soph team and our girl's coach thought it might be good preparation for a tournament run to scrimmage the boy's sophs, so we did, and we surprised ourselves by totally embarrassing the girls with an asskicking. I realized then that they may play the same game as the boys but it's on an entirely different level of competition. Hell, I would bet on the UCLA players of the early 70's, at ages 58-60, being able to put a beatdown on the UCONN women right now.

Title IX rightfully guarantees that women get to compete in athletics, and rightfully so, but you've got to be a complete idiot to think they're playing on the same level as the men. It just ain't so.

As for Wags and his softball pitcher......you gotta be kidding me. I can guarantee you that Jeter would be able to hit off that gal in 50 ABs, as would anyone else who has played the game. What would be more interesting, imo, is to see how many of the games greatest softball hitters could get a bat on Cliff Lee's stuff in 50 ABs.

I'm not being sexist.....just a realist.
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Mace wrote: As for Wags and his softball pitcher......you gotta be kidding me. I can guarantee you that Jeter would be able to hit off that gal in 50 ABs, as would anyone else who has played the game. What would be more interesting, imo, is to see how many of the games greatest softball hitters could get a bat on Cliff Lee's stuff in 50 ABs.

I'm not being sexist.....just a realist.
The fast pitch players would fare better than MLB'ers trying to hit Finch or Osterman or whomever the best softball pitcher is now a days. The relative speed is the same and with Lee, you have to worry about 3-4 pitches, breaking essentially 1-2 ways (down and down and in if you are a right handed hitter). With the softball pitcher, their are 4-5 different pitches with many more variations on how the ball can break. Cliff Lee, no matter how good, can't make his ball rise.

So 50 swings, no warm ups to get use to the differences, I would put my money on the fast pitch player every time.
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Killian wrote:
Mace wrote: As for Wags and his softball pitcher......you gotta be kidding me. I can guarantee you that Jeter would be able to hit off that gal in 50 ABs, as would anyone else who has played the game. What would be more interesting, imo, is to see how many of the games greatest softball hitters could get a bat on Cliff Lee's stuff in 50 ABs.

I'm not being sexist.....just a realist.
The fast pitch players would fare better than MLB'ers trying to hit Finch or Osterman or whomever the best softball pitcher is now a days. The relative speed is the same and with Lee, you have to worry about 3-4 pitches, breaking essentially 1-2 ways (down and down and in if you are a right handed hitter). With the softball pitcher, their are 4-5 different pitches with many more variations on how the ball can break. Cliff Lee, no matter how good, can't make his ball rise.

So 50 swings, no warm ups to get use to the differences, I would put my money on the fast pitch player every time.
the better question would be how does jeter do against the best female hardball picher in the world throwing from 60 ft away on a regulation mound. My guess is he crushes her blistering 79 mph heat.

if softball pitching is so tough to hit, why haven't we seen someone in the bigs using softball pitching mechanics? My guess is that they would be lit the fukk up or simply don't have the needed control from 60 ft.
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Killian wrote:
Mace wrote: As for Wags and his softball pitcher......you gotta be kidding me. I can guarantee you that Jeter would be able to hit off that gal in 50 ABs, as would anyone else who has played the game. What would be more interesting, imo, is to see how many of the games greatest softball hitters could get a bat on Cliff Lee's stuff in 50 ABs.

I'm not being sexist.....just a realist.
The fast pitch players would fare better than MLB'ers trying to hit Finch or Osterman or whomever the best softball pitcher is now a days. The relative speed is the same and with Lee, you have to worry about 3-4 pitches, breaking essentially 1-2 ways (down and down and in if you are a right handed hitter). With the softball pitcher, their are 4-5 different pitches with many more variations on how the ball can break. Cliff Lee, no matter how good, can't make his ball rise.

So 50 swings, no warm ups to get use to the differences, I would put my money on the fast pitch player every time.
And I would strongly disagree. He didn't say 50 swings, he said 50 ABs...more than enough pitches to make the adjustment. I've played both games and, while it's definitely an adjustment to go from baseball to softball, it's easier to hit a softball than a baseball. Softball players even struggle trying to swing the heavier bat. I've even experiemented with this by having girls hit off a baseball pitching machine and it was an epic fail, even for the very best hitter on the team who is now playing Div. I softball at a Big 10 school.
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smackaholic wrote:
Killian wrote:
Mace wrote: As for Wags and his softball pitcher......you gotta be kidding me. I can guarantee you that Jeter would be able to hit off that gal in 50 ABs, as would anyone else who has played the game. What would be more interesting, imo, is to see how many of the games greatest softball hitters could get a bat on Cliff Lee's stuff in 50 ABs.

I'm not being sexist.....just a realist.
The fast pitch players would fare better than MLB'ers trying to hit Finch or Osterman or whomever the best softball pitcher is now a days. The relative speed is the same and with Lee, you have to worry about 3-4 pitches, breaking essentially 1-2 ways (down and down and in if you are a right handed hitter). With the softball pitcher, their are 4-5 different pitches with many more variations on how the ball can break. Cliff Lee, no matter how good, can't make his ball rise.

So 50 swings, no warm ups to get use to the differences, I would put my money on the fast pitch player every time.
the better question would be how does jeter do against the best female hardball picher in the world throwing from 60 ft away on a regulation mound. My guess is he crushes her blistering 79 mph heat.

if softball pitching is so tough to hit, why haven't we seen someone in the bigs using softball pitching mechanics? My guess is that they would be lit the fukk up or simply don't have the needed control from 60 ft.
I semi seriously considered trying this at one point in my coaching career where we had a softball pitcher who threw in the low 70's....and possibly using her as a relief pitcher/closer. We never tried it but I think it might be a huge adjustment trying to throw off a mound with a much smaller ball....not to mention holding runners on base.
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Mace wrote:The state of Iowa has always supported female sports and was a national leader back in the day for girl's basketball. My high school's girl's basketball team was a state tournament caliber team when I was a sophomore playing on the soph team and our girl's coach thought it might be good preparation for a tournament run to scrimmage the boy's sophs, so we did, and we surprised ourselves by totally embarrassing the girls with an asskicking. I realized then that they may play the same game as the boys
Didn't Iowa girls play 3-on-3 back then? Denise Long at 67 ppg rings a bell.
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Willie Mays thought the same thing after Eddie Feigner struck him out. He said to give him some time to adjust to the speed and the distance; he would be able to hit it. So Feigner pitched to him from second base, and struck him out. Between his legs.

I’ve played both as well, and the softball was much more difficult to hit. More variations in speed and movement led to a lot more guessing. Maybe the jump up in weight for a softball player would be difficult, but I would still put my money on the softball player. Give her time to get use to the weight of the bat, and she’s still dealing with fewer variables than the MLB hitter.

Did you have the best hitter on the guys team take some swings off the fast pitch pitcher?
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Killian wrote:Willie Mays thought the same thing after Eddie Feigner struck him out. He said to give him some time to adjust to the speed and the distance; he would be able to hit it. So Feigner pitched to him from second base, and struck him out. Between his legs.

I’ve played both as well, and the softball was much more difficult to hit. More variations in speed and movement led to a lot more guessing. Maybe the jump up in weight for a softball player would be difficult, but I would still put my money on the softball player. Give her time to get use to the weight of the bat, and she’s still dealing with fewer variables than the MLB hitter.

Did you have the best hitter on the guys team take some swings off the fast pitch pitcher?
No, I didn't. I saw the Willie Mays/Eddie Feigner exhibition and, if given 50 ABs against Feigner, I'd bet on Mays too. If the transition from softball to baseball was so easy, there'd be women making millions as a DH in the American League. I don't see that happening.....because they're not as good with a bat..period. The only real adjustment a baseball player would have to make in their swing would be to shorten it up and have a compact swing. A pitcher changing speeds is what makes hitting difficult in both games, not just softball. A major league hitter would make the adjustment with a little practice much faster and more successfully than a softball player trying to make the adjustment to baseball. Personally, I didn't find the adjustment to softball to be that difficult, even after coming off a college baseball season and playing summer softball. That's just for me.....and I suspect that Willie Mays or Derek Jeter would make the adjustment just a little faster than I did if given the opportunity.
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Mace wrote:The state of Iowa has always supported female sports and was a national leader back in the day for girl's basketball. My high school's girl's basketball team was a state tournament caliber team when I was a sophomore playing on the soph team and our girl's coach thought it might be good preparation for a tournament run to scrimmage the boy's sophs, so we did, and we surprised ourselves by totally embarrassing the girls with an asskicking. I realized then that they may play the same game as the boys
Didn't Iowa girls play 3-on-3 back then? Denise Long at 67 ppg rings a bell.
Yep, 3-on-3 at each end of the court. If you were a guard, you never shot the ball, and the forwards on the other end of the court were the only ones to shoot the ball. It was a half court game, players were allowed only 2 dribbles, and you couldn't make a steal when a player was dribbling the ball, or had possession of the ball, unless they were in the lane. It was a very sexist game that conceded that the girls had less athletic ability than the boys, and it didn't change to the current 5-on-5 until some parents filed lawsuits claiming that the game was costing their daughters college basketball scholarships.....which it probably did.....even though there were a large number of girls who played the 6 player game who went on to successful college careers. The first few years of 5-on-5 in Iowa was totally unwatchable while the girls were learning to dribble the ball and play full court.....not to mention watching the former "guards" trying to shoot a basketball. It was a horrible thing to watch.....far more turnovers than points.

Denise Long was a scoring machine in the half court game but probably couldn't score from more than 10-15 feet from the basket. Most of her points were scored on layups and short range jumpers...and free throws. One thing that boosted her ungodly scoring average was that, whenever a guard was fouled, you could send your best free throw shooter to the line on the other end of the court. It was an entertaining game to watch, I'll give them that, but it was out dated and sexist, to be sure. My mom played for one of the founders of the game when she was in high school back in the 40's, when he was nearing the end of his coaching career. The game was something of a religion in Iowa for many decades but has pretty much been forgotten by everyone except for old timers like me.

Another thing about Denise Long....she was drafted by the NBA, I think Golden State, and made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. She was not the brightest bulb and, sometime in the 90's, married a para-military douchebag in my hometown and worked at one of the local grocery stores. Her husband's first wife had mysteriously "disappeared" some years earlier that led to a search warrant being executed at his farm, and law enforcement digging up a good portion of his timber looking for the body. All they found was a shitload of automatic weapons and no body. She divorced him several years ago and moved out of town.
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I lived in southwestern Wisconsin 1968-70 and we got the Iowa girls tournament on TV. I saw Denise in 1968 when Union Witten won the title and she scored over 200 points in the 3 tournament games.

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Where do you suppose the top of the women's bball foodchain, say UConn or maybe even a WNBA team ranks if put against men.

Do they beat a decent boys HS team?

I doubt it.

I would guess they'd probably do all right against lower rung HS boys.

How 'bout individuals?

Does Maya Moore make it at maybe shooting guard for a Div II or Div III team?

Will we ever see any more chicks getting drafted in the NBA?

The only legitimte possibility I could ever see is maybe a 3 point sniper that was so deadly her lack of speed and strength on defense would be worth it. Even then, it would be a situational role. I can't ever imagine a woman starting.

Wonder if there might ever be interest in some sort of coed pro league. Something like requiring a minimum of 2 chicks on the floor per side.
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Mace wrote:Another thing about Denise Long....
She was NOT a pretty woman.
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smackaholic wrote:Where do you suppose the top of the women's bball foodchain, say UConn or maybe even a WNBA team ranks if put against men.

Do they beat a decent boys HS team?

I doubt it.
You don't think a WNBA team would beat a "decent" boys high school team? You are a fucking moron.
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No, I don't. A decent boy's basketball team should have a few decent guys 6-5 or better. They would own the boards. They would also have better speed. The place they likely lose out is outside shooting....maybe. Those girls that can shoot the three generally don't have someone 6-3 with moer than 8 inches of vertical sticking a hand in their faces.

Of course, I've never seen a WNBA team play, much less watch them place a decent boy's high school team.

DO you have anything other than "your a fukking moron" to back up your side of the arguement?
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Mace wrote:Another thing about Denise Long....
She was NOT a pretty woman.
not pretty and talented women ballers seem to go together more often than not. There is the occasional exception, but not many.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Mace wrote:Another thing about Denise Long....
She was NOT a pretty woman.
not pretty and talented women ballers seem to go together more often than not. There is the occasional exception, but not many.
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smackaholic wrote:DO you have anything other than "your a fukking moron" to back up your side of the arguement?
Yes, the fact they are fucking professionals, azzhat. You're talking about some Average Joe slapdick boys basketball team from Nowheresville, America vs professional basketball players. The boys might be able to muscle their way to a few boards, but their skills, experience, and fundamentals in the game of basketball would be far inferior to that of an average WNBA team.

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yes, they are pros. they have better fundamentals and skills, but, the fact remains, they are women and therefore weaker, smaller and slower.

for all i know, you may be right. the WNBA chicks might mop the floor with them. I really don't know for sure. you seem moer like the "I got it all figured out" type.

I will go ahead and say that I believe a very good high school boys team would run them straight out of the gym.
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A bit of irony in this non-story is that the U-Conn coach is in fact a woman in a man's body. Most of the women basketball coaches are of course men in women's bodies...

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Nature really doesn't care, there's no moral issue at all. Just x's and o's

But of course it doesn't change the fact that women's basketball is unwatchable. Carry on.
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Ugly? Yeah, most of them. Machine gun Molly Bolin was the poster girl of the Women's Basketball League (WBL) in the late 70's/early 80's, and I saw a number of her games when she played with the Iowa Cornets. She was by far the most attractive woman in the league and could shoot lights out from downtown. I also saw her play in high school at Moravia High School. My cousin was an assistant coach for the Cornets before they folded in the early 80's. He went on as an assistant coach at Drake University and Molly ended up playing for a different pro team.

This was the poster of Molly Bolin that the league used to promote the league. Kind of like A League of Their Own with Dottie being the hottie of the league.

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Back in the early 70's I was on a faculty basketball team that played a fundraiser against one of those barnstorming gal's teams, the Arkansas Redheads if I recall. Obviously they were very good shots and we played along with the Globetrotter-like routines they had set up. BTW, I called a softball game behind the plate when "The King and His Court" came to town. It was near the end of Eddie Feigner's career, but he could still bring it even from 2nd base.
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I knew some guys who (of fucking course I do... I'm Dinsdale) who used to play in the state 3-on-3 championship, which they won the open-class one year. The badass of the group signed on with the CBA team (pre D-League), then hurt his knee -- pro career over, immediately before the season started.

The tallest of the bunch was 6'5" (very Brent Barry-like player).

Anyhoo, the gym they hooped at was also the off-season workout destination for some WNBA chicks (lotsa big name chicks come out of Oregon City High -- it's kinda their deal) -- Katy Steding being one of them.

They used to play against the pro chicks.

And according to their account, it weren't even close. Throwing it down, swatting shots, quick moves to the hole -- they scored at will. Said the only problem is when the women would make a slip on the perimeter and the ball swung to them, don't bother looking up -- chick just dropped 3 on you. Big time outside shooters.

But they said it was always an asskicking. But the top-level women always wanted to practice against people better than them, and when you're the best, that pretty much leaves men.

Not quite the same as a high school team, but I'm guessing that a very good high school team with a couple of stars would smoke any WNBA team.
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Mace wrote: As for Wags and his softball pitcher......you gotta be kidding me. I can guarantee you that Jeter would be able to hit off that gal in 50 ABs, as would anyone else who has played the game.
No, I'm not kidding.

I said they wouldn't reach the Mendoza line in 50 at bats, not that they wouldn't ever get a hit. I stand by that statement.

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To boost ratings, This Week in Baseball signed Finch as a co-host.[26] In a segment called the Jennie Challenge, Finch pitches to major league baseball players and often strikes them out.[26] In softball, the mound is closer to the home plate than in Major League Baseball, and Finch's pitches are the equivalent of a 98 mph pitch.[26] "Some big-timers refuse to face her," Cal Ripken, Jr. says. "Many feel it could be embarrassing."[26] In an interview with ESPN, Finch explained "I was throwing them mostly rise balls and change-ups. They've never seen a pitch like that, you know? With the closer distance from the mound, I think it really surprises them how fast the pitch gets there. And especially with the rise -- when they're used to that over-the-top release point -- there is nothing else like it. The ball movement throws them off."[27]

In the 2004 Pepsi All-Star Softball Game, Finch struck out Albert Pujols, Mike Piazza and Brian Giles.[28] "I never touched a pitch," said Giles.[14] "Her fastball was the fastest thing I've ever seen, from that distance. It rises and cuts at the same time."[14]
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You don't think Pujols could hit .200 against Finch? Whatever. :roll:
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Dinsdale wrote:Not quite the same as a high school team, but I'm guessing that a very good high school team with a couple of stars would smoke any WNBA team.
Probably true.

The speed and strength of males dwarfs that of females.
Just the way it is.

For example, I know tennis.
The top male high school players could beat Venus or Serena.
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Mace wrote:You don't think Pujols could hit .200 against Finch?
I said Jeter, but no, Pujols couldn't get 10 hits in 50 at bats against Finch either... or a slew of others.
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poptart wrote:The speed and strength of males dwarfs that of females.

Back before I met Father Time, I was pretty fast, but certainly no track-star...

and the worst time I ever put up in the 100 (yards, back then) on the fitness tests (do they even do that anymore?) SMOKED the state girl's record.


So yeah, pretty much.
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War Wagon wrote:
Mace wrote:You don't think Pujols could hit .200 against Finch?
I said Jeter, but no, Pujols couldn't get 10 hits in 50 at bats against Finch either... or a slew of others.
Like I said...whatever. :roll:
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Mace wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Mace wrote:You don't think Pujols could hit .200 against Finch?
I said Jeter, but no, Pujols couldn't get 10 hits in 50 at bats against Finch either... or a slew of others.
Like I said...whatever. :roll:
Yeah ....that is why they play MLB, and not some back lot beer drinking exhibition softball league, where some bi curious college softball player is going to get the ball past Pujols, Adrian Gonzales, Joe Mauer, Ryan Howard or any of the other 2000 or so MLB players who would take that bitch yard every time they came to the plate. Pancake that fucking ball right over her head.
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smackaholic wrote:you seem moer like the "I got it all figured out" type.
That's a nice little slice of IKYABWAI. The thread or subject doesn't matter, you can't stop yourself from defecating your oh-so important opinion all over it, and act as if your thought should be the last word. Learn to separate fact from opinion, butthole.
I will go ahead and say that I believe a very good high school boys team would run them straight out of the gym.
So it went from decent to very good?
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