Does Jim Rome talk smack on this message board?

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:26 pm

Jim Rome is my favorite radio personality!! Do you guys like him too??!! If you do, RACK YOU!!

Hey Bitches! Just droppin by to say What up mvscals?

What up mvscals?

I'm enjoying life. Here's a recent pic.

I found out recently I have an ulcer. I had some fun with the colonoscopy, thought you guys might enjoy this.

I had been pooping some blood and having hershey squirts daily so my doc sent me to get a colonoscopy. I was in the waiting room filling out forms and an idea struck me. I thought to myself, when will I have a group of people giving my balloon knot their full attention? No time soon I determined. So I figured I better make the most of it. On a blank sheet of paper I wrote the below note to the doctor who would be digging in my ass. I folded it up and slid it between my ass cheeks camouflaged by a full thicket of butt bush. *Note* I did NOT insert the note. On the outside of the not I wrote "To: Dr. Jones" They gave me the good shit and out I went. Here's the note:

I hope all of you are happy and healthy.

DC OUT!!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:41 pm

Well Matt, I anxiously await to see what dumbfuck(s) pile(s) on.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:58 pm

What a coincidence. I had one last month after losing a lot of blood from a bleeding vessel in a diverticulus. The real pain in the ass is drinking 4 gallons of this vile crap. Stuff does work like a charm, you shit out every atom inside you. I had one 25 years ago and I couldn't believe they didn't come up with something better that tastes maybe like Beast Light. I found out it helps to shake it well before you pour a glass, and when it gets really tough to down those last glasses, brush your teeth with a nice tasting toothpaste. The upside was the lower GI guy only found one small polyp and he burned it off. At least so far only my prostate gland has cancer. Lucky me.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:46 pm

Wolfman wrote:

wolfman's anus
wider than the Nile

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:18 am

DC Smackmaster wrote:Jim Rome is my favorite radio personality!! Do you guys like him too??!! If you do, RACK YOU!!

Hey Bitches! Just droppin by to say What up mvscals?

What up mvscals?

I'm enjoying life. Here's a recent pic.

I found out recently I have an ulcer. I had some fun with the colonoscopy, thought you guys might enjoy this.

I had been pooping some blood and having hershey squirts daily so my doc sent me to get a colonoscopy. I was in the waiting room filling out forms and an idea struck me. I thought to myself, when will I have a group of people giving my balloon knot their full attention? No time soon I determined. So I figured I better make the most of it. On a blank sheet of paper I wrote the below note to the doctor who would be digging in my ass. I folded it up and slid it between my ass cheeks camouflaged by a full thicket of butt bush. *Note* I did NOT insert the note. On the outside of the not I wrote "To: Dr. Jones" They gave me the good shit and out I went. Here's the note:

I hope all of you are happy and healthy.

DC OUT!!

rack.

welcome back, stranger.

you should have figured out some way to work a gerbil into that story.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:47 am

Sorry, DC, but Rome dropped by earlier this afternoon and you just missed him. Looks like you've been dieting and dropping a lot of weight. Props to you.

Good to see you stop by, DC. Don't be a stranger.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:43 am

Good luck DC, good to see you..

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:46 am

Welcome to the jungle.

Grab a vine and swing on in.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:55 am

Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:12 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

If you're referring to KC Scott, tell me what KC posters are known for. I'm sure it will click soon enough.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:25 am

Wolfman wrote:What a coincidence. I had one last month after losing a lot of blood from a bleeding vessel in a diverticulus. The real pain in the ass is drinking 4 gallons of this vile crap. Stuff does work like a charm, you shit out every atom inside you. I had one 25 years ago and I couldn't believe they didn't come up with something better that tastes maybe like Beast Light. I found out it helps to shake it well before you pour a glass, and when it gets really tough to down those last glasses, brush your teeth with a nice tasting toothpaste. The upside was the lower GI guy only found one small polyp and he burned it off. At least so far only my prostate gland has cancer. Lucky me.

I was prescribed MoviPrep. Different formula, but same shitty result. :D But I was smart and plugged my nose when I drank it.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:30 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

an old board poster who has more interweb bb game in his recently burned away polyp than you can ever hope to have.

hopefully he'll hang around and show you some.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:50 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:33 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?
an old board poster who has more interweb bb game in his recently burned away polyp than you can ever hope to have.

hopefully he'll hang around and show you some.

Oh, I get it. You grandpas have to stick together. Too bad your ringleader Gobbles McTubesteak hasn't been around lately.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:49 pm

Looks like you runned him screwey. nice job. or maybe he just bored himself to death reading one of your posts.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:07 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

viewtopic.php?f=52&t=27334

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:24 pm

DC brings epcot smack to the arena.

Jizzmopper can't even copy/paste correctly.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:40 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Oh, I get it. You grandpas have to stick together. Too bad your ringleader Gobbles McTubesteak hasn't been around lately.

Nice to see you've been missing me, dickbreath. I was on St. Martin for a week.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:10 am

Papa Willie wrote:Sometimes it's better to shut up & learn. This was one of those times for you.

That reminds me of one of my dad's favorite quotes. "I've been your age, you've never been mine. Pay attention and you might learn something."

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:28 am

It scares me a little that DC has photoshopped himself to look like Jifr :-P

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:54 am

There are no more epic posters.

The old days were long ago. All the glorious ones are retired or out of shape. We can think about those bygone days where we were part of something great. Who knows if it was great or not, but we'll think of them so.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:32 am

bwahahaha - great to see DC...and a Chowd mention, he is missed...

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:30 am

Holy fuck...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:31 pm

Mace wrote:That reminds me of one of my dad's favorite quotes. "I've been your age, you've never been mine. Pay attention and you might learn something."

That's a good quote, but he should've thrown a twatlips in at the end just for effect.

Python · Post by **Python** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:30 pm

Assfro? BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!! I miss the good ole' days. DC is still the funniest poster I've ever come across.

Wait, that sounds horrible. Nevermind.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:44 am

Well hell, welcome back DC. Nice to see another old-schooler showing his "new" face 'round heyar. And a verrry belated tip of the cap to that "tribute" video in the old smackoff. I just wish I had had the time to respond in an appropriate manner and actually make a solid round out of it.

Oh well.

Props to you and your new found colon.

Here, have some of this, it'll help.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:46 am

Python is around?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:02 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Well hell, welcome back DC. Nice to see another old-schooler showing his "new" face 'round heyar. And a verrry belated tip of the cap to that "tribute" video in the old smackoff. I just wish I had had the time to respond in an appropriate manner and actually make a solid round out of it.

Jay, don't tell me that you hadn't seen that tribute video before?

"I drink 13 beers everyday..."

That was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen, anywhere.

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:13 am

Carson wrote:DC brings epcot smack to the arena.

Jizzmopper can't even copy/paste correctly.

rack that!
Jay in Phoenix...motherfuckers!
I fuckin laughed my ass off AGAIN to that DC's tribute to Jay.
JiP,funniest motherfucker I know.
good to my old crew in the same thread....sup Mace :twisted:

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:32 am

DiT is still around, too?

Gotta update my firewall.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:43 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:Gotta update my firewall.

While you're at it, update your resume.

Python · Post by **Python** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:27 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: Gotta update my firewall.

I don't know what that means but it sounds terrifying.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:00 pm

That's the real Python allright.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:37 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

The reason I kept coming back to SC3.

And the video smacking Jay was one of the funnier moments at any point in any of the various board incarnations.

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:55 pm

Hells Yeah!! It's nice to be remembered! I remember making that Jay video, my wife thought I had finally flipped my lid, particularly when i was ass out pretending to shit in a bucket! "You are putting THAT on the internet??!!" OF COURSE! Bwahahahah!!

Mace, that is a great quote you dad left you with, I will use that on my kids in the future for sure.

Jay, Do you look AT ALL like my "Jay" character? Always wondered if I was in the ballpark. Just kidding man! You wouldn't own up to that comb-over, ever! Yeah I too wish you had been there, it would've been fun to do a part 2 or 3 if it had been needed.

Good to see ALL of you, hope to stick around for awhile!

LATE!

Python · Post by **Python** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:35 am

Nobody asked for a curtain call, dweeb.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:13 am

How did the colonoscopy go ? Doc wasn't smoking a cigarette with a satisfied look on his face when you came to, I hope.

Unless she's female of course.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:12 am

DC Smackmaster wrote:Hells Yeah!! It's nice to be remembered! I remember making that Jay video, my wife thought I had finally flipped my lid, particularly when i was ass out pretending to shit in a bucket! "You are putting THAT on the internet??!!" OF COURSE! Bwahahahah!!

Mace, that is a great quote you dad left you with, I will use that on my kids in the future for sure.

Jay, Do you look AT ALL like my "Jay" character? Always wondered if I was in the ballpark. Just kidding man! You wouldn't own up to that comb-over, ever! Yeah I too wish you had been there, it would've been fun to do a part 2 or 3 if it had been needed.

Good to see ALL of you, hope to stick around for awhile!

LATE!

Dayum, dIt, Python, etc. What a nice little old school thread this turned out to be.

Wags, it did take me a long time to be able to watch the Tribut video. Long story short, as it is well know that I am a "post from work" kind of guy, let's just say my last job had shitty 'puters that had limited video access. YouTube and a lot of other sites were blocked. It sucked, but things are much different now.

DC, no you weren't in the ball park on my appearance. My photo made it onto this board in a Charger Mike thread about two years ago, (much to Luther's horror) so if you can find it, you'll see you missed the mark. No comb-over for this guy. No gut. No accent. However, you did hit the spirit of my former claims to Smack-Off fame dead on the effin' nail. So nice job and funny as hell.

David, long time no talk, pm a brother sometime.

And again, DC, come back more often, you make this place better.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:29 pm

Rizzack the mother fuck outa this thread. I kinda teared up a lil' bit.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:29 pm

Thanks bro! Completely forgot your mothers name there for a minute. She should have copyrighted that!